European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - April 4, 1985, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Living today sex and the single Chocoholic sinful desserts for the lewd food Lover chocoholics of the world unite you have nothing to lose but your by Sharon Hudgins special to stripes Magazine who knows if Karl Marx had had enough Money to buy instead of spending those dreary Days in poverty in the British he might have penned the preceding and world history would have taken a totally different imagine a world in which people were free to eat chocolate buttercream without a place where a woman could sip hot chocolate of car breakfast and not feel compelled to spend an hour at the health club that afternoon a society in which rubenesque figures were valued for their voluptuousness and Twiggy types looked upon As n dream All you chocolate if it tastes it must be bad for surely John Calvin wrote that chocolate and sip have been equated Ever since eve offered Cacao pod As a Chaser for the t according to Robert Hendricks on titillating lewd Spanish priests in the 16th Century denounced chocolate As immoral and provocative of for the next 300 years or clergymen throughout Europe including no doubt continued to condemn the Heathen burning it at the stake did no because it melted and trickled Down around the where it was quickly lapped up by the sex starved the Marquis de Sade mixed chocolate with other powerful with results that Only Larry Flynt would dare to Casanova considered chocolate second to Champagne in its desirable effects upon the renowned French gastronome Brilla Savarin wrote in the 19th Century that Spanish ladies of the new world Are passionately fond of and not satisfied with taking it several times they even1 have brought it to no1 of Tetherly were so i does All this sound vaguely to you recall those Golden Days of when you were suffering through didst your parents jell you that chocolate called your face to break out aha now you since i was born with a Sweet j had been in chocolate consumption training years before puberty on the rare occasions when a tiny blemish appeared on my i just ate an extra snickers Candy and the offending pimple went thus i managed to survive the traumatic teenage years with perfect much to the envy of my Peers who were trying to Cope with the Heartbreak of we wont mention what happened to my much less my sex but surely All those parental admonitions against chocolate were merely moral guidance in if chocolate is indeed such a powerful society would Benefit by strictly regulating think what a decrease in chocolate consumption would do for the population explosion maybe we could open ant chocolate clinics in certain parts of the and offer chocolate education in the at the very chocolate could be so heavily taxed As to make it unaffordable to All but the most affluent movie stars and sports perhaps we could even pass a constitutional amendment against while youre waiting for the the supreme and the Vatican to act on this indulge yourself with the following sinfully delicious recipes for chocolate classic fudge pie is like a Rich Brownie encased in a Flaky pie 4 stripes Magazine april