European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - April 25, 1985, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Columns up against the Wall by Tony Nauroth Devilish talk about fools and their Money by John Windrow staff columnist the love of Saint Paul tells is the Root of All i must be i think about Money a of course it was recently tax and the Dollar keeps dancing around like an old Tennis shoe in a clothes this tends to be a nervous time of year for those of us in the investor id hate to be forced to drop my three shares of Ohio savings loan Stock on the i decided to seek advice from an undisputed remembering Saint Pauls i went out looking for the i found him at the american banking where a Large crowd was eternally forming two endless the lost souls would stand in one line to change dollars into then they shuffle across the room and wait to change the Marks Back into Many of them shrieked and wailed while they in Lucifer likes so he agreed to answer a few questions about it makes me ill at ease that he favors i always think Hes mentally measuring me for a Brimstone jogging i i cant make Heads or tails out of the financial every time something half the experts predict one thing and the other half predict the exact it is he nodding his horned so i want to ask you just a few simple i will More inflation make the Dollar go up or Down that Beelzebub inflation Means higher interest when interest rates go foreign investors put their Money into american accounts to get the High so  have to buy dollars and the Buck will go i quickly wrote that of satan said with a Little High inflation and interest rates might make economic experts lose Confidence in the american the Dollar might go i that could be very Good the Prince of darkness told if the Dollar goes american goods will be cheaper in other and foreign goods will Cost More in the United that would turn the Nasty Trade deficit around and unemployment would go i gave him a puzzled he just twirled his steaming Pitchfork in his hands and smiled at unemployment is i everybody says so less unemployment will be not the Devil More people will be so  be throwing Money that will make for More inflation and the Federal Reserve might hike interest rates to slow Down the growth of the Money that could make the Stock Market go Down i was getting Down like a fallen he said with a wry then the big Money boys will put All their Loose Cash into cd instead of buying interest rates would still be and investment capital would be hard to come factories would the housing Market would freeze hordes of the newly hired would be thrown out of whats the Dollar done in All this inched fallen victim to Speculator profit taking and levelled is that for certain the Devil maybe not in that but All those things probably will happen at some prepare for i scribbled in my satan yawned and a Little Ball of flame shot out of his he the Market cant stay Down when prices get Low bargain Hunters will Start to buy up Stock and the whole trend could reverse unless the democrats get into the White maybe i should buy i dont fool with Lucifer the Price of Gold depends on mass its not All Cut and dried like what weve been could i ask one More question i Why Are All the Farmers going broke when everybody needs food satan i thought you were going to ask me simple he stripes Magazine