European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - May 16, 1985, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Columns fat City by Tony Nauroth tie in free Moon departs Madison Avenue by John Windrow staff columnist satan has always been described As a very powerful but evidently he has his he cant sell last month Procter Gamble ruefully announced it was changing the logo it had used for the previous 100 years because of widespread rumours that the trademark was linked to More than screwball called or wrote the company because they heard the Rumor arid believed it Rumor had it i quote the associated press that a executive went on a National talk show and said some profits go to satan and that the logo is a Symbol of the the logo portrays the Man in the Moon and 13 think know unfortunate situation on when the before they to a exec went on a National talk show and what kind of blathering Moron would believe anything he heard on a National talk show this is Phil today were going to talk about men who Wear a three headed talking cat from a Small town in the a freelance embalmer from who says Hes the True heir to the British throne and satanism at Procter Well be Back after this Brief word from our another indication that the company was doomed came when it started suing people who were spreading the one of them was a to Weatherman from a to Weatherman of tomorrow it might rain or it might so if you go to the Beach Wear a Raincoat Over your by the Way did you hear about Procter Gamble being in league with beelzebub7 company got Billy Lerry Falwell and dear Abby to announce that the rumours were a Bunch of the run rides grew this is because people who love rumours consider a denial to be a affirmation of the Why would be getting All these to Sajt aint so unless was to of the Board at of we Haye to products Are going straight to that got the Ball As found fighting rumours is like shovelling Sand against the Ocean this is people like Tucey Uke hearing them and they like spreading them the nature of this particular Rumor should have made realize that they were whipped so Procter a arable ran up the White Flag and dropped its for lunacy in its never ending flight against no More Man in the Moon and 13 could have saved themselves a world of wasted Effort if they Only asked me for i was witness to the incredible Power of Rumor when i was bouncing around the North Atlantic on an aircraft Carrier Back in 1 was a midshipman and i spent the better part of two months wandering around lost on the As i the Crew was about the Rumor started that the ship was running out of toilet toilet paper is important for the Crew started sneaking up to the ships Heads and stealing the toilet then they stick the Roll in their under their rack or in some secret say in a under a fuel pump in the engine room or behind Cabinet in the Oil then the Supply Petty went Down to Supply and Drew out More toilet which was stolen in its pretty the ships Supply officer started publishing notes in the plan of the which was read every morning at that there was absolutely no shortage of toilet paper aboard the panic broke the Stampede was they never said if they ran out or but Supply quit issuing toilet the Crew didst run out because each Man had his but there was no toilet paper coming from i decided to Start my own one Day i told the Only midshipman on the ship who dumber than me that we we rent heading for Norway like the Captain we were really heading for As a matter of i told we were off the coast of Australia at that very just out o sight of the next time i found the main people were straining their eyes looking for the coast of talking about boomerangs and How Beautiful and Wanton australian women were supposed to but that Rumor did no real thanks to the demented who believed in had to scuttle its Man in the Moon by the do you think Procter Gamble really believes in the Man in the Moon May stripes Magazine