European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - June 27, 1985, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 14 the stars and stripes june columns i i i i n those fax jaws never cease of grind by Russell Baker if the presidents tax Bill is enacted in the form he one of its first results presumably will be an exodus from new the people doing the exod using will be the kind of people states and cities and even Federal govern ments most hate to see depart to the kind of people who earn enough Money and own enough prop erty to be vulnerable to really serious taxation yet have so few tax Dodges that they cant save much from the governments grim these people Are the meat and potatoes of every governments tax to be the lower bracket people provide a nourishing soup and the at least those not sly enough to hire tax serve As the occasional piece of tasty imported but a government that requires three Square meals a Day and what government Doest nowadays gets its protein from Harriet and Harry Homeowner with their easily plucked salaried their mortgaged indenture to the land and their laughable Little deductions guiltily listed on the Long form each april at new yorkers of this species pay the most breathtaking state and local taxes in the terrible though the bite its pain is diminished since state and local taxes can be deducted when computing what is due to the a deduction can never compensate for More than half of what the state and local taxes Many a Young executive promoted with a handsome raise from the elsewhere division to company Headquarters in new York has been appalled to discover that after All taxes Are his take Home pay is smaller than it was before the a deduction helps Lessen the now the presidents new tax Bill proposes to end this in affect levying a Nasty tax increase on Harriet and Mario Cuomo is if the feds take More of the More of the and new York keeps trying to take its usual Harriet and Harry Are almost certainly going to become Cross about being treated like meat and ironic though it new yorkers Are constantly agitating on behalf of their when Harriet and Harry realize that while they May be mom and dad to the they Are just meat Ana potatoes to Cuomo and you can bet theres going to be angry demonstrating on behalf of their naturally president Reagan is delighted by the pros giving new York a kick in the shins always goes Down Well in the solid Republican West and is apparently regarded by Reagan political wizards As the most formidable of possible democratic presidential candidates in and it obviously delights them to make his life All of this is highly entertaining to the sort of people who can be entertained by of whom there May be As Many As of whom Are domiciled in Washington and its Why is Reagan out on the stump putting the Boot into new York does the president fear Cuomo does the president know who Cuomo is when it comes to tax who is the president anyhow we All know Reagan applies his mental resources Only to the most cosmic issues facing the world and leaves the rest to flunkies surely he is not wasting those resources on a Mere tax squabble with a is he such questions May fascinate that Small but vital minority of but Harriet and Harry Are not among the Harriet and i Are too Busy debating whether to move to Connecticut or new or to give up life in the four seasons and Settle out among the Cactus where the taxes grow mighty Low and government services even of course new York might Cut taxes to rates now levied in states that provide minimal government it is conceivable that a vast army of harriets and harrys will leave new Why not most of americas outrageously taxed suburbs today were created by mass migrations of people who fled cities for rustic Fields Sweet with Low of As that history when you Are meat and potatoes you can run but you cant the jaws never cease to c new York times on primal lust and the Tennis Fob by Art Buchwald a very revealing Book about Tennis has just crossed my its titled sex As a sublimation for Tennis Workman and was written by Theodor a freudian specialist at Adelphi University and full time Tennis Saretsky told me on the it was Freud who first wrote that All human beings Are motivated by a primal lust which translates itself into the endless and fruitless search for an unused Tennis court on the Saretsky said he lucked into All of Freud writings on the subject when he bought a trunk at a Tennis Memorabilia Sale at soothe Bys in the trunk contained some of the masters greatest including the myth of the Sweet interpretation of Tennis the Primi Tive taboo of the foot fault and the Nightmare of the cancelled Tennis game a study in perversion and this year Saretsky decided to share this Gold mine with the the professor said one of his most fascinating discoveries was that Freud lost interest in the sex act when he discovered that a Tennis game lasted much Saretsky has found Freud theories invaluable because More and More patients Are coming to him with Tennis problems rather than sexual up until recently experts in the psychoanalytical profession refused to accept Tennis court mental cases because they were too difficult to the hardest thing for a patient with a Tennis neurosis or psychosis is to find an analyst who will take the time to treat Saretsky Freud discovered the More a patient talked about his deep seated Tennis the More anxious the analyst was to go out on the court and hit a few balls this attitude is diametrically opposed to How the analyst feels when he listens to a patient talk about sexual i dont have the space Here to reveal everything that professor Saretsky says Freud said about Tennis other than to print a few one Freud observed that individuals who immerse themselves in work and who stress family obligations and engage in extensive sexual to the Point where they Are prevented from playing sufficient will suffer from severe anxiety and another is that people who Are constantly measuring the height of the net have a paranoid Al delusion that the net is higher on their Side of the As soon As he checked this Freud rejected his own classical View of infant sexuality As the mainspring of the human condition and replaced it with the dictum that Tennis truths lie everywhere they Are the essence of this led him to devote the remaining years of his life to studying the lingering fantasy of the empty Tennis Saretsky believes that Freud Tennis writ Ings undermined All orthodox thought in the Western viennese doctor exposed the offensive lob for what it really a sadistic underhanded shot of which he the lob must be Given its but this is a disgusting stroke to use in mixed company if its sexual and exhibitionist roots Are not honestly acknowledged and properly in if you buy Only this i would recommend sex As a one sublimation for if you dont play the game you could save the life of someone who c los Angeles times in Cmone Hosaku Mcouat i Mfume Lajqi  today crossword by Eugene Sheffer across 1 Chaney 5 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