European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - July 8, 1985, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 18 the stars and stripes july 1985 columns today crossword turning Tennis into a blood sport by Artruc Tiwald Charlton Huston told the daily mail that he would not it in the Royal Box at Wimbledon because he was afraid John Mcenroe might Embarrass i do not want to sit and risk As an of seeing an american disgrace his coun i know exactly what Chuck was talking Ive Tii Rucj Down invitations to sit in the Royal Box for several years because i was afraid might do something to make me terribly it was a great sacrifice for me because that the Only place i enjoyed watching the matches on Center i recall the last time i sat there a few years i was squeezed Between Queen and Prince Phil seated in front of me were lady i and Prince Charles and Princess behind me were the Duke and Duchess of we were laughing and As one always does in the Royal when John Mcenroe came on the i stiffened measurably As Mcenroe gave the drinking Fountain a Good it was going to be a Long no sooner had play commenced when John complained that the Ball boys were not retrieving his Tennis balls fast the Queen turned to me and a fellow country Man i smiled not your Hes from Long a few Points later Mcenroe grabbed a photographers hat and poured schweppes tonic All Over it was either the Duke of Kent or Prince Philip who the Chap has a lot of i wanted to crawl under Rny with the set Tixall and a key Point at Mcenroe launched into a vicious verbal assault on a lady Linesman at our end of the he used words never uttered at Buckingham re faced i turned to Queen Elizabeth and do you want me to leave she smiled and patted my hand you cant be responsible for what another player i recall when you played Wimble your manners were i was representing my in those Days we left the Lin Calls to the we were into the second set when Mcenroe approached the umpires chair and started what could charitably be described at Wimbledon As a heated he was not Only questioning the umpires Call but also the parentage of the gentleman lady i put her hands Over her ears As Prince Charles tried to console its going to be All my the Man is just trying to psych himself then Prince Charles turned to me and said apologetic i dont know Why women insist on coming to Wimbledon when they know As played by Ameri is a very bloody having lost his Mcenroe went Over to a picked up an equipment bag and started to slam it against the umpires the Queen said to would you care for some Tea i was dying Lemon and one Lump of the Duke of Kent squeezed my i once knew a yank who destroyed his Metal locker with his except for that he was quite a relaxed it was toward the end of the match that having double faulted three times in a started to deliberately smash balls at our this was too much for and As the Royal family ducked under their i left the Box in shame and disgust never to return you can take it from somebody who 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