European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - July 24, 1985, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 18 the stars and stripes july 1985 today crossword How Japan began in car by Art Buchwald As Perl of the Celebration of inc end of world War Liuch wild his reached into his memory it seems like Only yesterday that we signed a peace treaty with the japanese aboard the battleship Missou and told them they would never be allowed to make arms what should we do instead a Defeated japanese Admiral Why dont you make automobiles one of general Macarthur advisers a hut americans make How can a poor Defeated country like Japan Hope to compete with your wonderful cars of course you cant compete in the United states because americans would never buy a japanese automobile after what you did to Pearl but perhaps you could make something that could be sold in Oul cast Asia and other markets where people dont care about a i Low do you build an automobile it sounds but in sure you people can get the hang of heres a Book with the you you put the engine up Here and then seats and wrap a body around paint it a Nice and you have yourself a can i keep the Book Why not now that you arc a Defeated coun try we have no you Are a year the first japanese car came off a Jerry built Assembly the japanese who was in charge of Tojo showed it to the american the a Admiral forgive us for this unworthy thing we Call an but we do not have much to work the aide slapped the a Admiral on the dont you did right Well with what you had Avail ill Tell you what ill do ill bring some of our boys Over from and  give you a list of things youll need to build a decent Well also Send some of your designers and engineers Over to the United states so they can get the hang of american know a so you would do that for a Strug gling japanese automobile company Why not it int As if youre Ever going to be Able to sell any of those rickshaws in the several years the Macarthur who was now working for a Large new York bumped into the a Admiral in the Waldorf what brings you to new York he asked i am arranging dealerships All Over America for our four Cylinder Kamikaze it gets 24 Miles to the gallon and has front wheel disc and a rear defrosting Here is a photo of the american looked at it and Shook his youre wasting your americans will never buy a Small particularly one with front wheel a but we Only Hope to take 1 percent of the Market among the teenagers and College it wont we have a love affair in this country with Gas guzzlers and big As a in telling you to save your and try to sell your product to the third they will drive anything they can get their hands the a Admiral bowed and perhaps you Are but As Long As i am Here maybe i will find some one who is then it was and both the american Exaive and the japanese a Admiral had aged when the american walked into the luxurious offices of the the japanese stood up slowly and a and what brings you to my Good Friend Ive been sent by the president of the United the american he knows we go Way and Felt i should bring his message what message he wants you to Stop making so Damn Many Japa Nese but if we cant make what else can we make he wants you to Start making but we dont know How to make the president told me to give you what is it a Book of c los Angeles times it your kids had seen you when by Russell Baker i liked Back to the future As much As everybody said i though movies that fool around with time dont usually engage at their As in the big they try to depress you about the fact that time changes at their most As in those shows where people who have slipped through a space time continuum find themselves dodging dinosaurs or trying to warn Lincoln not to go to the they divert the mind to More interesting such what is a space time continuum anyhow and if movie makers slipped through would they resume making great movies like Mutiny on the Bounty starring Clark Gable and Charles Laughton lately there has been a run of movies about people who have grown older with the passing of time and Are not taking it the characters Are either in their 30s As in cocoon and on Golden Over and the message is that time is not Nice to it turns the Rock n Roll generation into it Damp ens the mating urge of the social Security until people past their 20s have usually viewed their own salad Days with a mixture of amusement and for while youths impulses Are occasionally Noble they almost never fail to be in Back to the we get a touch of this Reali the adolescent thrust Back 30 years in finds himself in a group of High school students that includes the boy and girl who Are to become his the boy from meeting the older generation As teenagers in sees quite clearly that they Are pain fully afflicted with the foolishness of Here is a Tim trip movie that shows the cruel fact the foolish Ness of our youth would make our children wince with embarrassment if the truth were Ever the irony is that the teenage visitor from 1985 has none of youths where the 1955 teenagers of his parents generation Are awkward and absurd at the youth from 1985 is a sexual under pressures that would destroy most he never buckles or makes a wrong he is physically Al knowing about human relations and at the end a godlike a Young prometheus bringing this deprived older generation the fire of the new musical sound Rock n what he cannot of is How dumb and How How embarrassingly Young he will look to his own children when they come Back from the year 2015 to inspect the movie Doest show us but leaves that ironic encounter for us to imagine after we have left the this is what a movie about time should be no no no but just a casual reminder that while most people improve with the passage of time leaves human follies pretty Well in c new York times 0utqf for someone to Goto w onh Lipfor right in the Mlp if of i ju5t it quit by Eugene Sheffer across 1 Battle memento 5 dance step 8 Taj mahal site 12 emanation 13 illumined 14 support 15 Young Goldfinch 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