European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - October 28, 1985, Darmstadt, Hesse Page 18 the stars and stripes monday october 28, 1985 a lifetime of the wrong choices he re ssk1.l i ukr one i am pruning Hula re tvs the in coi Mlotek. Who understood i Jowers med me ajl the l he . I Learned in for non con mock who under Supid flow ers i . Ind l.juh1 and fair Phi Don t cer Lell Anyox adv of actually believe c ump link under Sld Flowers save Silli Irun. Liver body knows Cir Stock i Flower so ill Miheve cars. J been pruning the hydrangeas wrong la Law is been like Shiv years Arlo. I Juthe la m or ". Sferco sound is Al the . A i 1 Huy a Creo " i Lic Best. I want the i Tell Ilie Salesman 1 be Selu Mil a i . I invite i Rellick Over id hear it play my marry Rita Lontoc record. I Rettick comes Over. I have the Beta fun the record in Liand and am thinking i at our heart out. 1 As he stares at Rev new Sicero. A i Loch Cisler t Rellick looks up led. Could t Iii afford a machine 1" f re lick. It turns out. Has the terrific new Nitjak stereos skin which is in Superior thai lie does t dare Pla m Harry in Lafunte record on it because the nit . Iphi have a nervous breakdown if asked to play a record that had been i n a Hoch Meisst. Been like All m life. Musical this is we i quit Foint to Barbers. The first 1 remember a Roy. Hut then we move to another town and i go to a Barber named Nick. Vein \\.\-, been culling your hair asks Nick. i reply. Why do you ask " i hey Orphl to Lake away his Barber s License Nick says look Ai what he s done to \ am to find Nick in the Nick of time As it were. At last a Man who knows How to Cut hair right. Hut then be Moc i another town where the Barber is just Plain Hill. Hoever has been cutting your hair has made an awful mess of Ilia chs me we keep moving Furtun Natick. Every new town has i wonderful new to rehabilitate the disaster that lie Ake Barber had made on my head in the Las a. Inferior Lui culs. Inferior stereo by slams. Inferior lower pruning. 1 am letting the Story of my life. I go to i he Delisl this is a Long Lime ago will a Toothache. He looks in my Mouth. What tooth Butcher made this my is in your Jiw he asks. Utt oily 1 say. I have not been to a dentist in 14 i irs because i always expelled in die at the ape of 3? and did not want to waste my limited time and Money undergoing maintenance my lie has made a mess says he dentist. Powerless to abandon his prepared speech and improvise. " i his Iti be several thousand Dulus Filer my jaw. Thoroughly .i.ibili/ed, mus with Rue to Ift tier own. Where a har Der named Jimmy starts repairing he i r Winder pants Presser pruning instructor Salesman or fashion adviser painted repaired bridged clipped shingled cleaned sanded pressed taught we. me or advised me whatever it was was All wrong a total mess a swindle a disaster a Shodd piece of business the full 1 have become ton discouraged to do anything about the ruin into which my life falling. I Sil Heine refusing to notice the roof is leaking. 1 am too Busy worrying that i might suddenly need surgery. I Canon Bear to think of the surgical ofic Ralh when having moved to another Uwin and needing surety again i am incs Tacti cd and wheeled again into an operating room the surgeon makes u stroke with his Scalpel pecks inside recoils in horror und shakes me vigorously. Wade up he cries. I obey. Whoever i Iii your last operation lie says ought to have his plumber s License mending fences with Egypt Italy by Art Bill Chyau Wilh the Achilla hijacking crisis Over. Was told Mam fences had to be mended. Which tines i asked the state department Man in charge of Fence mending. a for Why me i hey out ?" because we forced their jetliner with the hijackers Down Over Whf i bar rep with that to Gyp is one of our closest friends even though the a pow a Why did they lie to us this Lime because Mubarak wanted the terrorists out of his country As fast As possible so their Plo Brothers would not organic another hijacking against i Gyp to Force the release of the first Jow would you describe president Mubarik s pos lure at this moment shocked and miffed. Bui it l i full. If he did t publicly take a Lough line with the ., the religious fundamentalists would chop off his what should we do about Mubarak let him a int and rave. We d Raiher have an an by Mubarak in Cairo than a laughing egyptian what about Italy s fences we have to mend them because we Viola cd italian air space to bring Down the Lig Yulun Airliner thai was flying the terrorists to weren t the italians glad that we forced he plane Down on their soil no hey thou Phi a played n dirty i Rick on them Italy has Good relations with the palestinians and they did t will to rum them by having to Deal with a few malcontents who took Over one of their italian cruise vessels. What broke the Camel s Back fur the Was Oliaf after we forced he go Pisan plane to and in Sicily prime minister Praxi released Abul Abbas ssh was the brains behind the entire Why would Craid Hiil because he thinks the Plo is the greatest thing since sliced italian tit bal he s sorry to is. Even the prime minister on government was appalled that he gave Abbus a free ticket to Yugo Slavia. So when do we have 10 mend fences with Italy the sooner the belter. Up until the hijacking Praxi was our Best pal in nato s South can Hank. The Only ones who hated him were the fascists and commit imly what s the Bottom line the Bottom line is the Has proved thai in will follow terrorists to the ends of the Giarth. Bui i Gyp s going o need some Strong fencing before we become friends mow much fencing would you believe 52 billion now what about Italy ? who were you thinking of As a replacement for prime minister Praxi we never interfere in another country s affairs but we were hoping in would be Lee thaw it with you. Lit Phi. Flips a think. 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