European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - May 15, 1986, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Review Price Chow line Oyagi.  Clement Lounder my buddy jumbo Perry has a very simple theory Aboul lift1 which ii basically that a person ought to sleep Only six hours a Dikiy and then spend the other in hours rating. He Calls this philosophy living and dining in three quarters time. I do not personally recommend this practice to people on Active duly and those who would not like la end up wearing Leisure suits of the variety Thill jumbo is forced to Park his carcass in. Face it there Art very few things you can do with a size 67 Long garment fashion Wise that the people at Goodyear have not already come up with. F you Caich whal i m saying. Of course that is also not to say nothing about the Cost of Sci continuous eating something that is especially considerable Over Here now that japanese Market subsidies and negative european inflation have left the Dollar reeling like the Geek on the Beach in All them old corny Book ads. Jumbo himself would not be Able to afford such prodigious Calory if he had not a few years Back won a reasonable Dollop of dollars and a stretched Cordova luxury Sedan from publisher s Clearing Hou e or cold medal flour whichever one of the iwo it is that semis out them  resident you May already be a Winner letters that most people throw away but which jumbo always malls Back in. Don t gel me wrong. Thai is not to mean that jumbo does nol snort out truffle like places that arc serving your bargain basement variety of victuals. Jumbo has Long held that finding a restaurant with cheap Chow is As satisfying As locating the Caramel in a Ehliman  who says at people Are not poetic anyway jumbo was beside himself a very interesting menial Type picture if you think about it when he dropped by the other week to take old Clem out to what has got to be the cheapest schnitzel restaurant in Frankfurt maybe even in Germany. Hell maybe even in the whole schnitzel serving world altogether the schnitzel Slub is a thin slice of a building lucked bal Wen the Argentine airlines and i think a Bank or a pawnshop or something very close to the main train Stalion a sign on the door says it All scan libels 5 Marks the place is clean but nol real fancy with your fake wooden beams and your fake wooden tables and a few plants spread around Here and there. Add in a cigarette machine and a couple of Thorn German gambling boxes and you pretty much get the picture. The menu itself is As easy to read As one of them Dick and Jane books. They got pork schnitzel they got a few kinds of potatoes and they got a couple brands of brew. And that friends is that limbo and me ordered up a couple Beers and then 5-Mark schnitzel and Fries and dug in. These schnitzel were Good sized maybe about. So rape Fiolo jumbo Perry Frank urfi  Shimi offers a variety of the German Staple. As big around As a Claymore mine and of or cloy surprising Quality when you consider whal Little you have to Shell out for one. The meal is maybe not your very very Best but it is right up there without any of your strings of fat or your veins or anything like that in there. Cooking Wise they were Fried ust about right toasty on the outside and still tender underneath inc crust and Slih a couple chunks of Lemon on lop. I was still working on about the first third of my schnitzel when i happened to glance Over in time to see my dining partner spearing his last Fry. That Here was one very decent schnitzel jumbo said leaning Back and wiping a Little Rivulet of juice off one of his chins. But you know Clem hate to think of that poor piece of pork swimming around Down there without any company. Maybe we better try couple  the waitress did t Bat an Eye when we ordered up a second Lime jumbo going for the full schnitzel and Fries and me tent sized Leisure Sulls dancing in my head voting for moderation and Only asking for another slab of the meal. Round two was As Yood As the first. Crispy but tender. Ditto on the Fries. Knowing or. Perry we d probably still be up there bul i veined another trip around the bases oven though jumbo was looking a Little expectant and the waitress was prompting us with acc Gulf Dinic find  All Good things come in threes. While we were searching Lor the Little Side Street we d parked on jumbo and me had Lime to work oui our rating. For starters the Price is Damn right. Besides the 5-Mark Job they got schnitzel with onions and mushrooms and assorted Type gravies for 5.50 Marks and their lop of the line is the schnitzel cordon Bleu stuffed with cheese and Ham for 6 Marks. Fries and potato salad and Rice run an extra 1,60 Marks a baked potato is a whopping 2 Marks even. They also have a pretty Good looking salad bar that serves in House or to go and occasional specials. The schnitzel special of the Day we were there was a chinese schnitzel with Sweet and sour sauce. Decor Wise your schnitzel Stubb docs not rank very High but like i said it is clean and we did not see no vagrants hanging around in there. The service was fast and Friendly jumbo did have to ask them to unlock the men s room though. The schnitzel Stubb is located at muncher Strassl 52. Telephone 069-236949 if you get lost. People other than jumbo can cat a full meal schnitzel Fries and a Beer for exactly 8.50 Marks. It s open monday through saturday from 11a.m. To 10 . Sundays from noon to 9 . Jumbo and inc give the place three and a half pointy fingers. Ratings fail l l vol Fol b q a awesome Call. We re talking Paradise on a plate Here. A & be & very Fine dining. Crack service and memorable food and drink. 22 2 solid Chow. Good food of atmosphere and pleasant service. Ujj b decent. About equal to a Ponderosa Steak House. Q path cult. Crummy Chow so so service Semi rally Interior. 20 Snipes Magazine May 15,1986