European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - September 16, 1986, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 12 the stars and stripes tuesday september 16,1986 hbmhhhhhmbbihihhhmhhhbi1hbjhhpwldbblhbbobmhlbhbbthiihhhbhnhihiih if you thought Jerry Ford was funny before. From pro dispatches comedian and social commentators including Rhi by Haw and Art Buchwald have accepted for Mer president Cerald kurd s nol Coli rely serious invitation 10 talk about by presidents Are funny. Bui Furmer presidents Richard no in and Jimmy Carter were among How who sent regrets in response to Ford s request to come 10 his Hometown of grand rapids mich., to attend a two Day symposium on humor in the  Ford extended the invitations in a Ieper that pokes fun at his own Ming of being More than a Litile Clumsy. This k Tler might seem Al Tilc on Hie comp caled Side Ford wrote. If so. Call arts Diwald for clarification since he still goes around the country4 for suggesting that perhaps did play football without a helmet after All syndicated columnist Buchwald. Who for years has lampooned the High and mighty in the Oval office has promised to attend. Also attending the symposium at the Gerald  presidential museum will be Chase who once Hrock his Arm imitating Ford taking a pratfalls on saturday night  Peter Secchia. Chairman of the Ford foundation of Ann Arbor which is sponsoring the event said the humor topic was chosen because the foundation wanted a look at comedy cartoons and political humor and to leave a historic record of the Impact of humor on National  Secchia void thursday night s Lack tie dinner an gala is virtually sold out with Patron tables being snapped upal 15.000 each and Gucal la Lesal 12,500. Others Likely to attend include editorial cartoonists Paul Conrad Pat Oliphant. Paul Stup and Draper Hill comedian and perennial presidential candidate Pat i Milf n and satirist Murk Russell to enemy of athletics professor Jan Kemp went to a University of Georgia football game saturday and was surprised to find that the school s fans Don t think of her As an enemy of athletics. Kemp won is. Of million in damages this year in Asuit that claimed she was tired for complaining about athletes Gett ing special treatment. Just had to he at this game. 10 see what it would be like after All that s  Kemp said of the bulldogs 31-7 Victory Over Duke. I hoped it would be a Good Low key is i nation forme. It was belter than i could have hoped for. Frankly it was  Irwin quits Ark Hunt former astronaut James b. Irwin says it s now unto someone else to find the remains of Noah s Ark. The lord May have some other Mission for to said Irwin. Who has made sever Al unsuccessful trips to Motin Ararat in Eastern Turkey. Irwin 56, who is an ordained minister from Colorado i Springs. Colo., was in Overland Park Kan on saturday to speak to the wellspring Mission volunteers foundation which sets up Shon term missionary trips for Southern baptists. I think i be done All i can to attract attention to the Ork. I Irwin think it is Lime others take up the search said Iru in who walked on the Moon in 1971. He and seven companions were detained by Turk ish officials for one Day last month accused of an illegal flight and taking illegal pictures even though they had approval to explore mount Ararat. The Pic Tures were later returned to them. Rose s Rose Garden the Kennedy family and Boston City official Gath ered to break ground for a Rose Garden dedicated morose Kennedy my Mother s life will stamp the character of this Park said her daughter Eunice Kennedy Shriver. So it must always serve families old and  Alio attending sunday s ceremony under a Bluc and while striped tent were Rose Kennedy s grand son Joseph p. Kennedy ii. Mrs. Kennedy 96, is in frail health and lives at the fam ily compound at i Yannis port she did not attend. The Small waterfront Park planned near Faneuil Hal marketplace is several blocks from the North end House in which mrs. Kennedy was born in 1890. Jaffeson in disguise Michael Jackson attended the West coast pro Miere of his fantasy mint Movic Captain to but went incognito. Some 2,000 people crowded he Dis Neyland theater for the 17-Mimile film which Fea Tures enough special effects for a couple of Star wars movies. Michael Eisner chairman of Walt Disney co., said Jackion was Al inc showing but was disguised either As an old lady or usher or an an Matronic  other reports said Jackson was disguised As a Blue robot or n furry creature. Some people claimed to have seen Jackson whisked in and out of the theater with his family. Others said a Young Man who looked like him was an imposter with a mask. Captain to opens officially Friday at Disneyland and Disney world in Flor Ida. 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