European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - September 20, 1986, Darmstadt, Hesse                                The Joys of scrambled syntax today s crossword United press International be of Denys Parsons favorite headlines reads father of ten shot dead mistaken for Rabbit. But he is equally fond of the scrambled syntax that produced this one woman Hurt i Phife cooking Tiei husband s dinner in a horrible manner. Many a journalist composing deathless Proso has last the unseen presence of Parsons somewhere out in the void wailing to pounce on a mistake in grammar or print. Anti Many a writer has winced to find his momentary lapse enshrined drat the fellow in one of his paperback books. The bad news for the literary Craft is that it s blushing Lime again. For Iho remarkable Parsons has produced Anol Hor volume of things writers wish hey had t writ Lon and publishers wish they Tiaden t published. La s titled too funny for words published in Britain by Futura publications about s3 and Parsons threatens it is by no Means Ine end of the series. One might think a Man educated at Eton and the universities of Munich and London a Wriler and translator Lor technical journals As Well As a professional piano tuner and kalhor of the pop music Star who Heads the Alan Parsons project would let up after 30 years of collecting unconscious humor. Bui Parsons says its always been hard to resist such advertisements As this Jack s laundry. Leave your clothes Here ladies Ana spend the afternoon having a Good time. Of this report in a British paper the font so generously presented by mrs. Smith will be set in position at the East end of the Church babies May now be baptized at both  browsing through too funny for words produces some new and some Vintage gems mrs. David Miller has a new baby at her House. Dave is just As Happy As if it was  if my Molher were alive today to see shops opened and mixed bathing on the Sabbath she would turn in her  to do nol tour your clothes with machinery we do i carefully by hand lonely lady 43, with Little dog seeks  we have the same eggs for Sale hat we had last Winter come and see  on making enquiries at Lite Hospital this altar noon we Learned that the deceased is As Well As can be expected in her dark Green dress with the Low Cut rounded neckline he saw that she had Lovely  the marksmanship of the Headquarters company is highly satisfactory and the shooting of the regimental sergeant major was especially  or. Jones is wrong to suggest that i support the Rich against the poor to the Christian there is no class distinction that idea was largely concocted by the working  when he stood in Westminster Abbey he had really thought he was in heaven until he turned round and saw his colleagues standing by his  this place is lha preferred resort for those wanting Solitude. People searching for such Solitude Are lacking hers from All Comers of the  wanted. Position in cabaret. No bad habits. Willing 1o  students focus on pot of Gold United press International he me Gene fiction has Given Way to the mine generation College students want to make a Sot of Money and a Good Many of them think being a millionaire before the age of 35 is important a Survey shows. College watch 86," a study sponsored by a Trade association of College stores also shows that students Are conservative Beer drinkers who do not Trust politicians and disapprove of sex before marriage. The �250,000 Survey Laken last Winter of 1,004 students at four year colleges Nano wide and released late last month was conducted by Simmons Market research Bureau for the National association of cohere stores the research Arm of the College stores research 4 educational foundation of a berm. Ohio. The foundation is a Trade group with More than 2,700 be Lego store members in the United sales Canada and 15 other countries association executive director cans Distelhorst said the Survey gives a Complete profile of the College student As a  ii is the most penetrating Survey of student attitudes Ever undertaken he said. By the time they leave College their patterns and preferences Are  he said the Survey lakes on even More importance because College enrolment May reach a High of 15.4 million by 1990, up More Iha Smiton irom 19967 enrolment  two out of three respondents want to make a Good Deal of Money and 34 percent believe being a millionaire before age 35" is important when it comes to gelling a Well paying Job 70 percent agree somewhat with the concept thai personality and appearance Ere at least As important As knowledge the Survey said. Rufty nine percent Are completely or somewhat in Accord with the statement that. It s not what you know it s whom you know that helps you get ahead " nearly Hall the respondents said they would rather work for themselves than Tor a Large corporation and 15 percent said chg Only Way to make heaps of Money is to Start a business. The Survey also revealed a tendency for College students to bite the hand that feeds them intellectually almost Hall of the respondents. Agreed at least somewhat with the statement that most of the earning in College has nothing to do with Iho  the nation s future leaders and Consumers Are More conservative in their attitudes about a wide Range of subjects than the preceding generation fifty percent of those responding favor tougher Laws on pornography 70 percent said Industry cannot be trusted to handle disposal of toxic wastes. 73 percent think cocaine is unwise or harmful 62 percent think he same of marijuana. Seventy percent think cigarettes Are bad but Only 10 percent think Beer is harmful. 73 percent Lavor the death penalty 28 percent said abortion should be illegal. 37 percent said they were republicans 31 percent independents 28 percent democrats. Hall of the respondents described themselves As moderate and 24 percent conservatives. 56 percent think sen before marriage is always or sometimes wrong while 95 percent believe sex outside marriage is always or sometimes wrong. 70 percent had Little or no Trust in politicians 60 percent Felt the same Way about reporters. Most rusted were doctors scientists and professors. 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