European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - October 29, 1986, Darmstadt, Hesse The stars and stripes wednesday october 29,1988 columns today s crossword comments off the top of his head Brand Rooney i be just came from the Barber and my hair iraqi Good now but it won t after i be slept on it tonight. If your hair Irak As Good after you be been to the Barber Asil did before you went you be had a Good haircut. This goes for women who go to the Hairdresser Loo. It should t Cost three times As much for a woman to have her hair Cut Asil costs for a nun. Confidentially 1 think women arc being taken. Men have their hair Cut and women have theirs done. The difference in Price May be right there. Hav ing it done sounds harder and More expensive than having in merely Cut. I like my Barber Manny. He always asks me How my kid Are and i Tell him he has kids too and 1 never ask him How his Are. I give to cents to the Man who sweeps up an keeps my coat now. That s 15 cents More than a hair Cut Cost me when 1 first started getting one from or. Kelly on Ontario Street. If Manny in t ready when 1 get there i look at Playboy. I would t Call it pornographic but it s pretty dirty and he naked girls look cheaper less attractive than they did when they wore More clothes. I can t imagine buying a copy for s3.50. A Barber always wants to Wash your hair and if you let him he washes in before he oils in. The worst Thini about having a haircut is Alt the Loose hairs that go Down your Collar the rest of the Day. The time i want my hair washed at the Barber s is after i be had a haircut. There Are fewer and fewer Barber poles outside barbershops and almost none of those move was a Candy stripped pole a sign for a Barbershop anyway Manny s very Quick with a pair of scissors. He never once has stabbed me with the scissors even though i always fall asleep and Jerk my head up when i catch myself. When there Are More than two Barbers in a shop they Don l seem to gel along very Well among them selves. What would it Cost do you think to have a bar Ber s chair installed in your living room in front of the television set before i had it done i d want to lest a dentist s chair to see which was Best. A haircut looks worst the second Day after you Petit. An experienced Barber can talk to you in the Mir ror As if he was looking you right in the Eye. From what i learn from looking in Barbershop windows in new York prices run from a Low of 16 to a High of $20. For 120, a Man gets his hair styled for a Man is More like a woman getting hers you re always seeing women who have just been to the Beauly parlor. Half the Lime i feel like telling them they ought to demand their Money Back. You Don t really appreciate How hard it is to give someone a Good haircut until you be had kids and tried to save Money by cutting their hair yourself. Getting a haircut is an event of some importance for men and having their hair done is an event of Paramount importance for some women. If the possibility of something else comes up i have a hair appointment takes precedence Over almost everything else. They always have a lot of bottles of stuff. I be never tried any of it. I have a feeling in smells quite abit. The worst mistake a Barber can make is to try to give you your Money s Worth by taking off too much. When 1 left two men were waiting for other bar Bers. One of them was Reading Playboy and i thought to myself he looks like the Type who c to Uiki Meda services something s fishy about tuna u Byar Buchwald it in t easy to raise Money for your school when you have a losing football team. As tuna University s leading alumnus fund Raiser 1 made a House Call at Marvin Bromfield s the other Day. As you know Bromfield we have a drive on for the new Library and i be been assigned to find out what you will pledge to further the educational goals of your Alma one Hundred thousand thai s very generous of you. The school needs a Library in the worst Library i thought you said linebacker Bromfield yelled "1 Don t give to libraries when we Don t have anyone who can sack a the Chancellor is aware that the University is weak on the line but you know the school s financial Policas Welt As 1 do one year the Money goes for books and the next three years for athletics. We want our University to be a Cathedral of Tell the Chancellor 1 want that for the school As Well. But hell never get it unless he Hirw the do you honestly believe tuna u will be a better place if the coach is fired it will be if we find a decent replacement. Look i m not one of those fanatic alumns who is always Yelling for a winning team but i have priorities too. When i go out to a bar no one Ever asks me How tuna l Library is going to do against notre Dame. 1 love tuna and i Tay if there is any Money left Over after repay the players then use it to buy books. All 1 ask is that you dont take it away from the boys breaking their Butts for i told him we be never shortchanged big Tim football at tuna and we never will. But we re still obligated to educate our non playing students. That is Why we Are hoping you would throw a few Bucks into the academic pot "1 Don l ask for a Rose bowl invitation every year but you can t expect a tuna alumnus to give to a school that is 2 and 7 and going Down nobody likes to be 2 and 7. At the same Lime we can t shut Down the entire institution just because we re having a losing no
