European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - September 23, 1987, Darmstadt, Hesse What Are you doing for dinner United press International Aven t i seen you somewhere before Wanna gel Lucky Pardon to. I seem to have dropped my Mcday of those Are among the pickup lines from stale to crude to wild Hal can stall bin Uhul friendships Brief Oman cd or oven Lead to manage. More Ollon Iho Yare followed by succinct Pul Downs. What s your sign do not disturb you look like you could use a drink yep Ever since you walked whose Sec Olary Are you this one addressed to a legislative ass Island at a Washington d.c., singles mixer who replied and whose Mai room clerk Are you pickup lines Are thrown out in bars and restaurants on Street Corners and on beaches on trains and planes and even after Church anywhere people find time to Lirl according loan informal up poll. But one expert does t like them flirting in t about lines that work or Don t work it s an said Shellie cretan Fra Din who leaches a course in How to flirt at the learning Annex the country s largest for profit adult education company. Asked about successful pickup lines she said you can just smile at strangers and it s wort a thousand ii is Irue thai actions can speak louder than words. A new Jersey woman reported that her sister once Ell Oil a bars ool onto a stranger s Lap and they wound up going together for a year. Flirting is More than just Aline it is acknowledging somebody else being playful Fra Din said compliments really work when they Are authentic. I Don t have any key phrases. Any line lha i is sincere will for some the pickup line is an Art lorm others Slick Wilh the Irile and Irue in the alter category Are the variations on Haven t i seen you before did t i see you Al my last class reunion Aren t you from my Home Lown Aiso in that category is any comment on the vre Alfter hoi cold wet whatever. Some toes offered by those surveyed have blatant it rated intent ranging from Wanna gel Lucky to what Are you Erma Bombeck Uci Philo what do you do or Fth Rutabaga if you Haven t met the men or woman of your dreamt yet Check out the aisles in the supermarket. According to some they re great place Tor flirting. Doing Lor breakfast can i Call you in Iho morning or can i just nudge you and the hoary if said you had a Beautiful body would you hold if against me Rochester. Mew York television Weatherman Mark Finan twists it around to Reed can i buy you a drink or do i have to sleep with you first since Many pickup lines Are offered in bars they Olton involve drinking ranging from can i buy you a drink to How Many drinks would it Lake a Miami Man reportedly has great Success with the Tine can i buy you eight drinks his targe asks Why eight drinks he tells her with appealing modesty mat he would appear much More Al Ira Clive to her alter eight drinks. Some Linos Are status statements As in hello 1 am very Rich or i i m from Harvard medical Law school what do you do ii those lines Are calculated to impress others Are designed to flatter. Among them Are you a Model actress dancer movie Star i be seen women who look Good in red or any color but you re the first one i be seen fio makes red look Yout Molher should be Given the Nobel prize for then there Are the tines that defy classification. Pardon me miss bul i seem to have dropped my medal of Honor is that a pit Bull i be always wanted to Pel Sal to a woman with freckles a i the Beaufi can i connect the dots did t 1 see Youal a mud wrestling Malch tha woman who reported that one added i laughed so hard i dropped my Vodka and ionic on his from a would be latin Lover on the streets of Buenos Aires i wish i were a pair of silk stockings so i could live caressing your Pardon me your shoe seems to been what do you do with Kohlrabi anyway flirting expert Fra Din prefers Rutabaga. She finds supermarkets a great place to practice her specially. I saw a Man handling a Rutabaga she said arid i said i d never made this vegetable before. 1 asked him How you Cook hem. He invited me Over for dinner not All pickup lines Lead to either putdown or casual adventure. How d you like to go see the baby whale this weekend a woman asked a newcomer to Orlando fla., Only weeks Afler the first successful birth of a killer whale. Shamu in Captivity. Although an avowed Bachelor i took her up on ins offer he said. Owing our visit to sea world tha Young lady took my hand and held it for several moments As we blood in front of the Pink Flamingo display. Against my belter judgment i Ell in love with her and we were married six months later. And yeah we still Call baby Shamu our Little Girt " Call it sensitivity hut Are adv Ilisari talking Down to us or what i watched a car commercial the other night on television where a Little four door Sedan drove straight up the Side of an icy ski jump with the ease of a Fly climbing a Wall. As the car neared Trie top a warning message flashed on the screen Don t try this with your own now Lei s just assume that my car starts on a cold Day which defies All Odd do they actually think taking my car to Sweden and hoisting it on a ski jump is on my list of things to do some sunday afternoon on my current list of priorities that comes right after entering my tractor in a aug of War mud event Al the coliseum. What do they think i am crazy i be seen a Tot of this latest. Every time a car speeds through the City and then stops on a Dame and twirls around in the other direction there s a warning that flashes on the screen every Lima a car sails through Page 16 the stars and stripes a air Over a body of water and comes to rest on a moving ship i am cautioned that these Are experienced Drivers. The icing on the cake came last sunday when i was watching some amazing television footage of a couple who test shark suits. I watched in horror As the woman wearing a metallic mesh suit waved bloody fish at 15 or 20 hungry Sharks on the Ocean floor. Suddenly the shark came in for the fish attacked her at the Throat legs and arms and she Tost her air. Sensing she was in trouble her photographer husband restored her air and helped nor to the surface. As she was lying in the boat crushed by the jaws of the shark one of the shark s Teeth embedded in her jaw. A message flashed across the screen caution. Only divers trained in shark research Shoutd test this i would t have phrased it quite that Way rather i would have warned against giving this couple a ride wednesday september 23.19b7 even if heir car broke Down. No one will Ever convince me that with two More signatures they could t be put away. Since then i be noted our daily lives Are basal with inane warnings. There s a sign on the Way to tha Airport that unsettles me ii reads watch for Low flying that s really dumb. What do do if i find one Gat out and shake my fist Pul my head Between my Knees merge c Mon. There s one on my disposer that warns me not to put my hand into it while it is turned on and grinding up garbage. Please. Mayba there Are enough crazies in the world to warrant these cautionary notices but i tend to agree wih David let Turman who a few years ago. Noticed a sign on a garbage truck. Don t follow too closely to which to observed there s always someone to take All the in out of
