European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - September 23, 1987, Darmstadt, Hesse Page 18 the stars and stripes wednesday september s3,1987 columns today s crossword if you con t fix / of throw it away by Andy Rooney next to saving things what i like to do Best is throw things away. My idea of a Good Lime is to Load up the Back of the old nation Wagon with junk on saturday morning and Lake it to he dump. Throwing things out is the american Way. We Don know Bow to fix anything and anyone who does know How in too Busy and charges too much so we throw it away and buy a new one. Because of Ali the throwing away we do most dump an in rouble. 1 Don t care where you live inthe United states the Chancy Are thai the problem or getting rid of unwanted tuft has been in your newspaper a people Lake up Mare room Here s lets room far he trash people make out of everything they touch. The place sanitation engineers Lake your leftovers to is no longer called a dump in Many communities either. They arc now called i Dan l know Why land Lias to be filled Bui that s what they Calliham. Because of All he dangers to the people who live nearby Many communities Are having difficulty get Ling their dump Landfill insured. Everyone is aware now thai people Are slipping poisonous wastes Inlo their plastic garbage bags As if gelling it to a dump ended the problem. Ii does t. There could be a Law suit Down the Road. Our throw away society has evolved Over inc past 50 years. Manufacturers encourage it advertising encourages it and even our Tan Laws encourage throwing things away. If 5 billion people had been living on Earth for the past million years As they have been for the past year the planet would be nothing but one giant Landfill by now. 0 to Rijh Midi sir eth Gas Oil and ski trips Are extra Byah Buchwald word from the old Alma mater a that the Price of higher education is going up faster ban the National debt a re cent Survey reveal that the Price of a degree from one of the More expensive schools isnow$75,. Which does no include Gas and Oil or ski trips during school Breaks. The High costs and said that 173,000 hardly pays for books and a half baled history teacher. Parents think we make Money on 175,000 is no Way we can get in the Black by filling our classrooms 1 the president said. We Don t even make a profit on and still in order to get a better picture of what exactly is going on i Lal cd to those involved in the tuition struggle o Sec How they Felt about it. One student at Georgetown University took he news calmly. Nobody wants to Force our parents to come up with j75,000, but if that s the Price we Young american shave to pay for a Good education i say it s Money Well spent. Dad had it easy when he wait to College he never knew the Cost of a diploma. Now he s learning the Hardway and hell be better for a president at one of the Ivy league schools defended Tow away program we would never have been Able to con slur cat new science the last person i spoke to was a football play rat a great Texas University. How do you feel about a College education costing $75,000?" i asked him. Why would a College football player want to pay the school anything perhaps to gel a belter i d rather Sec he $75,000 go into new shoulder pads where it belongs Luckiest people in the world9 by Joe Murray Lufkin Texas the preacher in your Church is approved and licensed by the local office of the National government subject to review by regional Headquarters. Your newspaper along with to and radio stations is owned by the government and the editor is an appointed bureaucrat. School City and county government is consolidated under thedric Cimon of the Central Agency. Political gatherings of private citizens Are illegal unless an Assembly permit has been issued by police. The court system of the Central government is empowered to indict As Well As bring charges. Trials Are conducted before a panel of Gove Mem a Prinic judges. If you find fault with these restrictions on your life Liberty and Pursuit of happiness Best you should keep your opinion la yourself. Slander against the gov Emmi is a felony punishable Fay heavy Fine and up to ten years n the Mojave labor Camp. � none of the above is True Praise be to the Constitution of the United states of America. Last week we celebrated our Constitution s 200th anniversary. Each Day we Cele brate the personal liberties it guarantees. We the people of the United slates Are the Luckiest people in the world. across sum"4 a na-7 let sonii1 Limra read Jim from 30 one Type of trip s3 he ii thick soups 13 lie want the Gold Bugle Ninny Itic curated Iii malay gibbon19 Inri Lnu lion20 All 36 complain37 Orlf 39 fencing word 40 court Barrier i skeletal 1j files 3 More in Calif int 4 mine darts word to Ian ?8 Bowling disaster Down Llali Fri ofic flounce10 do favor 15 before18 prohibit Zor Tutu 21 to z3c
