European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - October 16, 1987, Darmstadt, Hesse                                The stars and stripes Friday october 16.1987 columns strains of feeding a party of j0  re having to people for dinner tomorrow night. Feeding the world s hungry is easy compared wit feeding 10 people who would survive on what they had yesterday if hey did t cat again All  dinner party is a Strain on a marriage. Our break fast table conversation went like this Margie what should we have Andrew i Don t know. You can i Tell until you get tothe store and see whal they have. M they have everything we ought to decide  decide then t can t make up my mind until i see the  we ought to have something easy soil can be done in Advance. You re always in the Kitchen when the guests come. A people Don t want something easy when they re invited out for dinner. That s whal they have when they re Home alone. M what about fish a for 10 people you Don t care How you spend our Money. 1 suppose we could have a shrimp dish. Put alot of Rice in it to stretch the shrimp. M Jean can t eat  How about a boned leg of Lamb i la Cook in out Side on the Grill. M they re saying it could rain a then til Cook it in the rain. Or bring in in an finish in in the oven. If to makes the Kitchen so hoi. Why Don t 1 Mike a veal dish i la get veal. A hate veal. I be read Loo much about it. M whal about Chicken everyone likes  it s great but does t Cost enough for a party. People have it Al the time. We need something  you Haven t spent anything on groceries in week. Why Don i you get Steak a Steak for 10 people i d have to take out a loan. M people Don t eat thai much meat  s going to do the shopping a you gel the vegetables. I la gel the other slut. A what about dessert i Hope you Aren t going to make ice  i m going to make ice Cream. M no one needs ice Cream. Artway you Jon want ice Cream if we re going to have fish. A Well do the menu backward Hen. Start with ice Cream and see what goes with that i m going to make fresh peach ice Cream and you re going to be Vic s farm stand and get the peaches. Homemade peach ice Cream is one of the great treats of the year. M fit get some fresh peas and lettuce. I la see if they still have Corn. Who s going to make the salad dressing a i will. Get some Blue cheese i can crumble in it Bill won t eat Blue cheese. A you can t have everything everybody like. Lei him eat around it then. M Are we going to have wine a sure. M red or White a what wine goes with peach ice Cream m you always make it so difficult when we have people in. There s someone at the door now. Texans pock pistols in paper by Joe Murra Lufkin Texas judging from what i read in the newspapers i d say the citizens of Florida have bad Good reason to be a bit gun shy of late. It seems that a loophole in the slate s new liberalized gun Law had allowed pistol permits not Only for Home and ear but on the streets As  the anti gun lobby believing Asil does that any one who owns a pistol should be taken out and shot has been up in arms. As a result the governor has seen fit to recant the new  and Good 1 suppose. But that s one problem we Don t have in the Lonestar slate of course. Ours being the enlightened society that it is Taw prohibits texans from going Public with their Pisi ots. That s Why we carry them in paper  maybe not everybody. But there Are More than a few Fellows who do exactly that. They Sav they fee downright undressed without their paper sack. Beit Way in the world to carry a pistol one of he advised me nobody Ever thinks twice about a fellow walk ing Down the Street with a paper sack in his hand. If any thing they probably figure you re carrying your  i d just u Goon he had t told me i be been worrying about it Ever since. Indeed there s no Way of knowing who has a hog leg and  Sandwich. I wish now i bad asked him exactly what Type of paper sack is preferred or if there arc different kinds for different occasions. Various possibilities come to mind a Karl 47, torpedoes a us up against the Wal Mart and target can t improve on that one when in Dallas you might carry a sack from Nei an Marksman. In new Yor Dale s or Mace  York in s from booming for the More discriminating shopper shooter you Bave such designer labels As Liz Claiborne mines Chanel no. 9mm and Bill blast i m not sure the folks in Florida did t have the right idea. Better that the guns were in Plain View where everybody can see them. At least you could Tell the big macs from the magnums for thai matter maybe we ought to Start licensing paper sacks. After All nowhere in the Constitution does it guarantee our right to Bear paper sacks. Even so i m sure there would be opposition to paperback control legislation. 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