European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - November 15, 1987, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 12 the stars and stripes sunday november 15.1987 inventors find logic does t sell in America from press dispatcher the Telephone the Lingl bulb old news. Now these arc inventions the Fruck. He do it mask the eyeball nightlight. And their inventors Harbor no illusions of illuminating the world or creating transcontinental conversation. Their goals finding the next Hula hoop Ulm a couple million Bucks in the process. Logic does t make it inventor Bob Pagan the Man behind the Doberman see. Sail in summing up Rilay s fad fair Iii in new York City. In Ameri Ca logic does t  1 again and the other 90-plus exhibitors fervently follow that Credo. The croup brought  by the legendary Cre nine of the Wacky Wall Alicr. Ken or. Fed Cilaku u. Offered the discerning shopper the Fruck. A  to s Nightmare half Duck half Frog All Cash when you place an order. The cd Crim Horn. A Long piece of tube with a device Allai had to tic Tup ullo Winf it to Emil themed obnoxious sound in a room Rife with annoying noises. The Dobert a. The head of a Doberman pins Char. Made for attachment in the Noggin of an household pet to create the illusion Ofa deadly beast guarding Thi Home. Vou cell  a reporter and you be never heard of the  Pagani a Pennsylvania  jockey ailed incredulously. Well. No. Or. For that matter any of the other weird and Wacky displays scattered about the Ball room. Take Gene Lar Javk of Akron Ohio. The eyeball night Light is to plastic what inc Venus do Milo is it  promised Rycyk Cre Ator of inc glow in the dark orb with giant eyelashes available in three shades of irises. 8,000 on Hope s card list to anyone who grumbles about the time consumed by sending Christmas cards in could be worse. You could be Bob Hope. The comedian told Mccall s Magazine thai he will Send More than 8,000 Holiday cards this year. I meet so Many wonderful people i put them Only list and that s one Way i can just remind hem How much i enjoyed i hair company Hope said Inan interview in inc Magazine s december Issue. America of ifs Best ice Cream entrepreneurs Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield Are among 51 people named 1o Esquire Magazine s 1987 Register of people whose accomplishments values and dreams reflect America at its  inc Magazine said. Also named to inc Register arc Basket Bat stare a in Marlc Johnson Charles Henry chairman of an sly International Usa journalist und Eller arc shoe designer Kenneth Cole Richard n. Kaplan producer of night inc former insider trading prosecutor Charles Arbeny actor Matthew mod inc and Gary old dins a jaz7 Colic at the Village voice. Cohen and Greenfield arc entrepreneurial leg ends who Slart cd making ice Cream in a renovated they re Back Sonny and Cher an reunited on Friday late night with David  the lot night performance at which they Tang their biggest 6ot hit i got Yot babe wot their first together in More than a of Tad. Burlington. Vi., Gas station in 1978. Today 40 Ben & Jerry s flavors. Rack up $28 million in annual sales Esquire editor Jitt risen Burc. Says in the de Cember Issue. Daffy maces comeback Octh. Folkl. Duffy Duck is Back taking another quack at ii big time Al age 50. The cartoon fowl s first new Short film in nearly 20 years the  will be released in a few Heaters in mid november and should be running before movies nationwide Early in 1988, producer Steven Greene said Friday in Rurbank Calif. The seven minute animated Short a Send up of horror films stars the lisping wis quacking Duck As an Cor isl who waddles 10 the Rescue of a possessed female Duck. Greene executive producer of animation Tor Warner Bros studios said the venture grew out of work on a number of commercials starring members of Warner s cartoon menagerie in recent years we had a new team of Young animators who were learning the techniques from our veterans and the Lime was right Greene said. Mendacity u. For $2 and about a week s time you can get College degree from a new school in Wilburton Oku. But you better not work too  Wilburton Institute of perspicacious mendacity just i month old has already graduated 200 relaxation specialists says Sloney Hardcastle manager of the Wilburton chamber of Commerce. Hardcastle admits the College was his scheme to create interest in the Small town and raise funds. Loafers must pay $2 apiece for Bachelor s degrees from the Institute named after a lofty term for shrewd lying. It is also known As the College of loaf  said he expects the College to develop advanced degree programs which would sell for s3  main thing we want to get across is we Are not Selling degrees such As some of our major institutions in our state he said. Students must attend classes which meet at a local restaurant and doughnut shop. And there Are Stan Dards the College of loafing student must learn How to exaggerate a Good fish Story Hardcastle said. The College administration is considering establishing a sports program with a probable emphasis on dominoes Hardcastle said. 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