European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - January 17, 1990, Darmstadt, Hesse Page 12 the stars and stripes wednesday january 17,1990 faces a no place dear Terry mind your own business. Sincerely. From re reports a read my lips give kids the right to vote Quot says Terry a. Age 11, in a letter to president Bush. A do you still get advice from president Reagan or were you glad to Sec him and Nancy Reagan move Back to California Quot asked Paige. 12. The tellers were among hundreds written by 6 to 13-year-Olds at the request of David Heller a psychologist and author for his forthcoming Book Quot or. President. Why Don t you paint your White House another color Quot some letters that did t make the Book were printed in the current parents Magazine original grammar and spelling Imad Quot i Hope that you can Slop All the wars Quot Jason wrote the president maybe you could try something different. You could gel on to and scream As loud As you can for everybody to Stop. That would go All the other cuu irys attention. hear it with All the sat Elitc dishes they got As spies. Hope it a i want you to know that we have your picture up in our Bobby 9, wrote to Dush. Quot i wonder if 1 sent you api Turc of me maybe you could put it up in your office Quot Forest sales Are Way up they show up on television As often As six times a Day commercials of Waves Fields and forests w Ith soothing voices in the background asking existential questions about eternity and values. Despite seeing no automobiles in the ads viewers apparently have no trouble recognizing the spots As commercials for Infin i. A luxury car made in Japan. In a november Gallup poll for advertising age Magazine the Infin in series had the Best recall of All of the ads that month among 1,000 viewers surveyed Quot Over Coke Over Mcdonald said Chuck Kishell. Executive vice president at Hill. Holliday. Connors cosmopulos inc. Advertising of tax Angeles. Where the in Pinili ads were made. The commercials have even become the butt of jokes on Quot the tonight Jay Leno substituting recently for Johnny Carson joked that thanks to the car ads. Sales of held and forests were Way up. Now the commercials have received the ultimate compliment imitation in a series of advertisements from the new England Oldsmobile dealers. Quot questions. What Are we for Why am 1 Here Quot asks a voice narrating one of the parodic spots As the camera shows a Forest scene. The voice continues Quot especially when Oldsmobile is having a great Sale right now Sid nov Zussman president of the new England Oldsmobile dealers and the owner of West sired motors in Methuen mass. Said his group loved their parody ads a and that sales at Oldsmobile went up 25 per com after they hit the splits lotto Jackpot Katherine Summers mined the Hills West of Helena mont., for 30 years but it was in a Missoula grocery store that she finally struck it Rich. The 7h->car-old widow 15 the stale a first Jackpot dear Abby your answer to Quot single and Short in Minneapolis Quot made my Day thirty two years ago i was Ore of those single women who wondered where All the a Good Quot men were a and at 5 feet 10 inches i did t consider them Quot Good Quot unless they were at least 6 feet tall. Then i met a fellow whom i described at the time As Quot a Short. Skinny Little the Only things he seemed to be Long on were Good manners and perseverance. Every time we met he would ask me to go out with him. I politely declined. One Day growing tired of having to be Pica san to this persistently polite Little person i was t interested in. I decided 10 go out with him just once but 10 be such a Dull Date that the Little Pipsqueak would quit pursuing me. Well last june we celebrated our 31 St wedding anniversary he is still 4 inches Shorter than i am. But he s the biggest Man 1 have Ever had the privilege of know ing. 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Quot what do you do about Long Range plans when you re 7k years old Quot she , no return bottles the homemade wine that Fairfax county a. Supers Ivor Gerald in. Hyland Gate to fallow Ollic Iii for Christmas had a real kick to it. The Strawberry and Blackberry wine was not properly aged and proved to be much More potent that Hyland Ever expected. A bottle Given to county executive j. Hamilton a a Nihart exploded and made adear Abb dear Abby in answer to Quot single and Shon in Tell him to take a Good look at the men s Side of the singles columns. Never have 1 seen one and that cays. Quot wanted woman with a Nice personality and a Good sense or they All read Quot wanted pretty Etc. Don t men realize that marrying a slim woman Isnit always what its cracked up to be a what happens after she has to o or three kids at least when a pm marries a woman with a Little meat on her hones he is not in for a big Surprise in later years single and plump in Pittsburgh dear Abby regarding Quot single and Short in Minneapolis Quot hold the phone pal. Most of the singles ads i be seen indicate that Only tall thin attractive blondes need respond. Short Over 35? a few pounds overweight Well get thee to a nunnery and forget about dating and Romance in today s Beauty obsessed culture. Short. Single and fed up in Fresno dear Abby on the subject of height i Seldom meet a Short Man who does not have the Quot Small Man be Ness of his wine rack. Quot i smelled it but i did t gel to taste it Lambert laughed. A Cork Dew out of a bottle Given to Vurdia l. Hay mid. Deputy county executive for human services while it sat in his Kitchen table. 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May i give some advice to Short men i examine sour personality and Don t come on too Strong to compensate for Hung Short. 2 do not assume that to amp a women arc nut interested in you. Ask them out. I base a final question for a single and Short in he advises women to consider men who have less hair Are not trim and arc under 6 feet tall. Do you follow your own advice in reverse and consider dating a woman who in t trim and pretty tall in California dear Abby. In response to Quot single and Short in Minneapolis Quot excuse me. But i have been single for 13 years during which time i be dated Short men tall men fat thin Rich and poor men. L a dated handsome men and ugly men and in a still looking for Quot or. i Hase Learned that jerks come in All shapes and pics. Single Short and Blond in Iowa c in pm Ai Piess sy�4<c?
