European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - May 11, 1990, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 12 a a a the stars and stripes Friday May 11, 1990 As sheriff shed Cook for but not Mother inmates wami from wire reports Bessie Butler tells voters that if elected shrift of Granite county mont., she would move into the jail and Cook for the prisoners. But done to expect her to Mother the inmates. A i can hold Down a horse and i have Rass cd with my sons and i can take care of myself a said the 63-year-old former horse wrangler Camp Cook and Sawmill worker. A i am not scared of no Man and i never have  her husband 84-year-old Tex Butler who ran unsuccessfully for sheriff in 1982, added a a she a a crack shot too. She can cutwork and out shoot any  if elected Butler would be the first female Law officer in recent memory in largely uninhabited mountainous Granite county. If elected she said she would Cook instead of buying meals from the Granite county Hospital food service in Philipsburg to save the taxpayers  Bridge tiny Bridges built by three dozen competitors collapsed in a pile of splinters resulting in Chris Renoud being declared Winner of the 13th National Bridge building contest. Renoude a winning triangular Structure supported nearly 5,500 times its own weight. A a it a Nice to win. But building a Good Bridge is More important a Renoud 18, of Bellingham wash., told a cheering Hometown crowd. Winning earned him a half tuition scholarship to the Illinois Institute of technology. Contestants some from As away As new York and Florida had to build 1-ounce wooden Bridges. Renoude sentry about a foot Long and 6 inches tall supported 403  10 years or so since the questions Haven to changed a census Bureau official has decided to process one 1980 questionnaire right along with this years forms. Jack Lindstrom manager of the census office in , okla., said the 1980 questionnaire was mailed by a woman living in Seminole county about 130 Miles away  said the Seminole area is not served by the current Lawton office but was in an area handled 10 years ago by an office at nearby fort Sill. Lindstrom said the woman who was not identified because of confidentiality Laws apparently was unaware the form was 10 years old. He decided not to Tell  lost to a timidity Andy Rooney a suspension from the lbs show �?o60 minutes has caused him to be More careful but he says the entire episode a was a better example of timidity than it was a violation of my first amendment  a broadcasters Are hardly the Only people to blame of course. The timidity with which the broadcast Industry approaches seriously controversial ideas is reflected by society. Or perhaps the broadcast Industry a timidity is a reflection of our society a the lbs commentator said. President David Burke suspended Rooney after an article published by the los Angeles based Gay life dear Abby so Many physicians today seem to be of foreign extraction. I have no problem with that if one can understand them. However my gynaecologist a a new partner is asian and i often leave his office wondering what he has told me. I shudder to think that one Day i might need surgery. How can the operating nurses understand the surgeons orders when the surgeons  speech is further muffled by a surgical face mask since these physicians and other professionals who Deal with the Public apparently intend to stay in the United states would they please consider some diction lessons they All seem to be taking Golf Tennis music and computer lessons. And skiing lessons Are a family a a must for them so please ask them to consider some kind of speech lessons. Student Ann Miller and or. Lee Simmons hold Tiger cubs born with the Aid of in Vitro fertilization. Dear patient bewildered patient style Magazine advocate attributed racist and homophobic quotes to Rooney. A Burke decided Between my right to say something and his obligation to keep the peace Between lbs and several minorities head better get rid of me a Rooney told 1,000 guests at a constitutional rights foundation  tigers born Omaha neb., zoo officials have announced the birth of the worlds first test tube tigers and said in Vitro fertilization could help preserve the endangered Tiger population As Well As other species. Or. Lee Simmons said two yellow Tiger cubs and one White male were delivered by caesarean Section on april 27 at Henry Doorly zoo to the surrogate Mother a 9 Xhu year old siberian Tiger named Nicole. The White cub died shortly after birth because of respiratory complications unrelated to the in Vitro fertilization. But the two yellow and Brown striped cubs a male and a female Are Strong and healthy and being hand reared Simmons said. The in Vitro techniques have been used successfully in humans and in farm animals but Progress has been slow in adapting the techniques to wild animals Simmons  miffed by tabloid Story an angry Jerry Lewis has lashed out at a report that he will play a diminished role in the muscular dystrophy telethon he has headed for 40 years. A i mean come on if you re Gonna lie at least make up something that has some meat to it a the dear Abby please be a Little More patient. Those foreign born physicians must be exceptionally Bright and motivated to pass our boards. If you have difficulty understanding what the doctor has told you ask him or her to please repeat it. Be gentle and generous. You cannot know How rough a Road the doctor had to travel to get from there to Here. Dear Abby please let me know what doctors say about a grown Man tickling girls who Are 10 and 11 years old. The girls scream hysterically and try to get free but he holds them and tickles them All the More. He happens to be a relative. 1 am very much concerned for the girls even though others say the girls enjoy it because they laugh and scream. A concerned aunt dear concerned doctors say that excessive tickling stimulates children inappropriately and instead of experiencing pleasure they experience pain. Comedian and actor said referring to a Story in the current edition of the National enquirer. The tabloid reported that Lewis went a a berserk when informed he had been stripped of his production duties for the telethon and would be primarily its emcee. The Story said the move was made in a january mad Board meeting because telethon ratings were slipping and the increase in contributions was not As High As expected. Lewis and mad officials denied there was any Board meeting in january that Lewis was upset or that he had been stripped of his duties in what is the nations most successful telethon based on longevity and Money raised. The telethon raised a record $42,209,727 last september pushing the total tote above half a billion dollars in 17  boycotting to Host Singer Sinead of Connor has refused to perform on a saturday night live a becoming the second performer to Boycott the to show because of foul mouthed guest Host Andrew Dice Clay. A i feel. The monologue in a previous show by Andrew Dice Clay. Shows disrespect of women a of Connor said through her publicist Elaine Schock. Nora Dunn earlier announced that she was boycotting the program calling the comedians expletive Laden act which twists Nursery rhymes into deviant sexual tales  others have called his act sexist and homophobic. Clay in an interview taped for wednesdays broadcast of a entertainment tonight a referred to Dunn As a Nora  Athit Tawnja _ Tell this a a playful relative to keep his hands off the girls. And remind him that in ancient times tickling was used As a method of torture. Dear Abby we Are writing hoping you will pass on our Story As a safety warning to others. Our daughter was married recently and All the bouquets held Hurricane globes with lighted candles. Our daughter visualized How she wanted the Flowers to be done and they were Lovely. However what happened could have been the most tragic thing anyone could imagine. Her Long hair fell into the Candle in her bouquet and the flame instantly went right up the Side of her head her husband immediately put out the fire with his Bare hands and thank god no one was Hurt. We Are telling everyone we know never to use candles in the bridal bouquets. We Hope that your wide circulation will prevent a tragedy from happening. A Herm and Carol Spitzer Taylors . Dear Herm and Carol thank you for caring enough to warn others