European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - September 27, 1990, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Pago 12 a the stars and stripes thursday september 27.1990 in Lviv a i is escape plan was there for sheriff to see i f friends head to the funeral Home. From wire reports Raymond Hull s plan to escape from the Orange county jail in Goshen n.y., was such a Good one he just had to write it Down. Problem was he left his notes behind when he went Over the Fence monday night. A file sort of left some Tell tale clues a said sheriff Roger Phillips. Hall 17, was arrested six hours after the escape at his grandfathers House in the town of Newburgh right where his plans said he would be. Phillips said a hand drawn map and notes outlining Halls getaway plans were found in his Ceil soon alter lie escaped. Hall had been in jail four Days awaiting arraignment on charges of breaking into cars and stealing radios Phillips  on marijuana police in Madison vvis., say they arc ready for this weekends great Midwest marijuana Harvest festival that will feature workshops foods made with marijuana and a sunday March that organizers predict will attract 30,000 people. Police officers at the slate county City and University of Wisconsin tuesday joined forces to create a a team Quot which will enforce the Laws against use of controlled substances. About 80 arrests were made last year. This weekend s event will be the fifth consecutive rally. Hul the festival Lias been around under one name or another since 1971. The festival will highlight the Industrial uses of marijuana which include clothes paper and food such As  17,000 piece of trash the Rasli that Joseph Cantura threw away could be a treasure to anyone who finds the $17,000 Tiffany lampshade. The 41-year-old antique dealer lost the Amber Green and White Glass Shade on sept. 16 alter a Street Lair in the Manhasset n.y., Rai Hoad station on Fong Island. Nassau county police detective Arthur Meininger said Cantura put a Box he thought was filled with paper next to a trash inn As he was cleaning  solution sought a controversy is brewing in Rincon gn., where business owners claim a police crackdown on Lead footed motorists is giving the town an unwanted reputation As a Speed trap. Several business owners asked the town Council monday to Tell police to Case off on speeding tickets. Council members dismissed the business owners complaints and said they would stand by the police departments efforts. "1 think we re acting not reacting. I done to think we have anything to apologize for a Council member John Jinks said. Attorney Warren knt Hford said Rincon could soon rival Ludowici which once had such notoriety poster child Prince Charles graces a British safety Council poster on the hazards of falling. The heir to England s throne suffered a broken Arm in a fall during a Polo match earlier this year. He is recovering after a second bout of surgery to Correct the improperly Healing limb. That former gov. Lester Maddox Pul up a billboard outside the town designating it As a a Speed  police chief Wade Mcgaha said his officers Are writing More speeding tickets because motorists Are ignoring the 35 Mph limit on Georgia Highway 21.lawyers turn jokers a new 900 Telephone line in Richmond va., offers the latest in lawyer jokes told by a lawyer turned comedian and the Money generated is being donated to the homeless. The Calls Cost $2 for the first minute and $1 for every minute thereafter. Recent jokes include a Why does new Jersey have so Many toxic waste dumps and Washington d.c., so Many lawyers new Jersey had first Choice. A four friends a an accountant a lawyer a minister and a doctor a Are discussing life after death. The accountant who believes you need Cash to buy your Way into heaven Dies suddenly and the three friends head to the funeral Home. The doctor walks to the casket says he wants to follow the accountants wishes and puts $100 on his Chest the minister saying its against his religion but he also wants to follow the accountants wishes puts another $100 Bill on his Chest. The lawyer walks Forward writes a Check for $300 and pockets the . Saddam s Hubby tips Here arc mrs. Saddam Hussein Stop 10 tips for keeping your husband Happy Courtesy of late night with David Letterman. 10. Assure him he a just As maniacal As the Day you met 9. Leave Little notes in his Holster 8. A Little woolite gets Poison Gas from most of your Fine washable 7. Tell him you look like Michelle Pfeiffer and never take off your veil 6. Double Date with the Gad Hafis. 5. Freshly pressed Slacks make a Nice impression on forcibly detained civilians 4. Always offer to go first through a minefield. 3. When Bowling keep telling him a boy those pins really Fly when you hit them a 2. Lull in your love life blow up a car. And the  tip a Goat casserole a and plenty of  Marsha Newhart comedian Bob Newhart 61, whose Low key style of humor has made him one of tvs most enduring personalities was named tuesday As the grand marshal of the 102nd new years Day tournament of roses Parade in Pasadena Calif. The theme of this years Parade is a fun and  Newhart follows in the footsteps of past Rose Parade grand marshals who have included Shirley Temple Black former presidents Dwight Eisenhower Richard m. Nixon and Gerald Ford and stars such As John Wayne and Bob  for London musical show business stars at the London first night on tuesday of Stephen Sondheim so into the Woods gave the musical an enthusiastic reception. Based on Nursery rhymes and the collected fairy tales of the German Folklorist Brothers Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm the show starring Julia Mckenzie opened at the Phoenix theater. Radio presenter David Jacobs said a the Way he handles words and music is amazing in much the same Way that Cole Porter and Irving Berlin were a politician Gerald Kaufman the foreign affairs spokesman for the opposition labor party said a it is a Brilliant  also in the celebrity first night audience were Vanessa Redgrave Joss Ackland Bonnie Langford John thaw and Lionel Blair. Dear ai3i3y at All three weddings in be attended this summer the pastor j one Catholic Anil two lutherans described the wife a role As the homemaker and Mother while the husband was described As the Quot provider Quot and head of the House. 1 recently divorced after 30 years of marriage and although i know belter 1 still feel that i failed in cause of what was instilled in me since my childhood a that its the woman a Rule to a keep the Home fires  Abby i wish that today s pastors would Stop preaching theories that Are programmed for failure. Hie submissive wife May spend 30 years trying to fulfil this impossible goal. And the assertive wife May be inclined to distance herself from the Church. Had my Way . I can to guarantee that 1 wont stand and scream in Church if i hear this Sermon one More time i dear had no woman a or Man a need feel like a a a failure dear Abby because of a failed marriage. It takes two to make a marriage work but Only one to Louse it up. Dear Abby my husband had an affair with his Secretary. She wanted him to leave me. When i told him i was aware of what was going on Between them he said it was Over and he loved me a not her 1 asked him to get rid of her. He said he would a in time a but its been three months and she a still in his office. Am i wrong to want him to get a new Secretary i feel Hurt that he Hasni to made Good his Promise yet. This bothers me because every time i Call my husband she a the one i have to talk to first. What should i do should i believe him when he says its All Over Between them entrusting and unhappy dear entrusting your signature Speaks volumes. You and your husband should see a marriage Counselor and try to get your marriage Back on track. If he refuses to go go without him you Are not wrong for asking him to get rid of her whether the affair is Over or not his Secretary should not be in his office. The temptation for both of them might be too much to resist so absolutely insist that she be replaced. Of course if they want to get together they will find a Way but Why make it easy for them dear Abby i have a problem in be never seen in your column and id appreciate a prompt reply because its been preying on my mind. I have gone to the same Hairdresser for years a ill Call her Marietta. Anyway while Marietta was on vacation i went to another shop closer to my Home and happened to get a Hairdresser who does a better Job and charges less. I suppose most hairdressers Are used to having customers switch to someone else but Marietta was More like a Friend. I done to want to lie and i hate to Hurt her feelings but i feel guilty ducking her. In a turning to you because you seem to have All the answers. Switched in Virginia dear switched Don t lie and Stop ducking Marietta. Either Call her or go to her and Tell her honestly that you have round a Hairdresser closer to Home who does an excellent Job and charges less. And done to feel guilty. You Are entitled to patronize whomever you wish for your own reasons