European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - October 20, 1990, Darmstadt, Hesse Saturday october 20, 1990 the stars and stripes a a a Page 25 rattling those Csc Grid awards commentary Rob Staggenborg every once in a while a Guy like Blake Doyle comes around to break my sneer. Blake Doyle is a rare Breed in a Safe a Continental sports conference because he does no to get so entwined in the hoopla surrounding Csc football. Why should he he is a Oesterberg a second string quarterback. Oesterberg nose dived in the playoffs losing 35-9 to the Sembach tigers. Doyle stared the prospects of a Long cold Winter in the Eye and laughed. A we lost a his piercing eyes seemed to be saying. A but so what its Only talk about an Altitude problem. No wonder the wolfhounds went a Meek 2-7 this season. They did no to have the right kind of attitude problem. One needs to look no further than the Csc to find the tightest skinned Oft volatile people in unified Germany. These Are people who live and die by what a printed in the newspaper what other coaches Are saying or Arentt saying and who a streaking and who a flopping. These people live and die for Csc football. Can you say a get a life a take these people As examples in be encountered since joining the Csc Trail a Dennis Hueston Sembach tigers. I ran into Dennis after the tigers creamed the a hounds on sunday. Between bites of a hamburger and a hot dog Hueston remained tight lipped. So Dennis what do you think about Rhein Mains 21-20 upset of Hahn on sunday got any thoughts a yeah i do. But in a not telling Good answer big Guy. I keep forgetting that Csc actually stands for the classified scrutiny conference where Boris i Boris is monitoring your every word. I also realize that by saying a ooh they be got a Good team a you will be fined heavily by Safe Headquarters for talking to a newspaper reporter without authorization of the joint chiefs of staff supreme Headquarters Allied Powers Europe vehicle registration division License plate Section. I also realize that you done to want to give away secrets because everyone knows the Rhein main football team has counterintelligence forces working in the Concession stands. Dennis you saved yourself Public humiliation by giving the rockets their just due. Dennis Hueston congrats you get my i ainu to talking to you Boris award. A i hate to pick on Sembach especially the fans but Here a to the Guy who nearly pummelled me with Frozen hot dogs because i was mistaken for a another i Boris by the Way Guy before you threaten to kick someone a butt a positive identification sure helps. You yes you a the one in the yellow ninja Tiger shirt a step up. Here a to you kid. You get my in a so drunk that i make myself feel useful by threatening to pummel reporters with Frozen hot dogs award. A this ones going to get me a pie in the face i just know it but Here a to you Span Dahlem coach Dave Lockwood. we meet again. This time the advantage is mine All mine. Lockwood is a likable coach one of the conferences Best. He has guided the sabers to the Csc semifinals where they play Ramstein at noon saturday. Like Hueston Lockwood is one of the Best cover up artists in the league. Ohhi Boris anyway Lockwood is the sly Fox in the league not letting a Peep seep out of Span Dahlem about his football team. Ask him if Warren Rogers will replace i �?zern8 Deluca Thurmond at quarterback in the playoffs and you re Likely to get a cold stare a Stone jaw and a Teeth gritting a Law i coach Lockwood Good Luck and All. You May be Only 2-6 lifetime at Ramstein but you re never too Good to get my yes we May be 6-0 and in first but we re really not that Good of a football team award. Yeah surer rare. A Gerry Jenkins Here a looking to a. Jenkins Rhein Mains defensive coordinator went into conniption when a another reporter wrote something that made Jenkins sound weak. I can to blame him for getting a mite upset but to threaten to circulate a petition to get a the other reporter off the beat was going too far. Gerry lighten up Man. In the immortal unsaid words of Blake Doyle a a it a Only or is it this is Rhein main remember. The almighty Safe Champion. The 4-5 a yes Boris four and a god forsaken five a rockets Are showing signs of life despite getting clubbed by Wei Brincken 40-0 in the season opener. Note to Boris the warriors were the Only team to not make the playoffs under this ludicrous eight team playoff format. Jenkins a chill Pill is in order Here. It could be worse. You could be coaching a kid like Blake Doyle who a a second stringing for Oesterberg. This one deserves the Why a everybody always picking on me award. A the lets inflate the stats so our Man will make the All Safe team award goes to every statistician who has Ever argued for giving a Guy an extra Yard. The Csc stats get called into Rhein main where Fred Kirkendall who has the patience of the pontiff compiles them and shoots them to the paper. Once Here everyone scurries out of the office until the a a Lucky one spends upward of 7 hours 43 minutes and roughly 13 seconds typing them All in. But Back to the stat masters. Watching these a go team go Erst in action is Worth mentioning. Scene any Csc press Box where 4,000 people who have no business being in there cram into a crawl space built for four people. Stat Guy one a you giving him 10 Yards on that run a stat girl two a the Only ran for 2. A stat Guy one a yeah but he would have gotten 10 if that damned defender Wasny to in the stat girl two a i can to argue with stat Guy one a Chi Boris a stat girl two a is that your hand turning Blue a stat Guy one a i Dunno. I lost All feeling in it before Kickoff. I think its still lying in the Corner a we can to let our time go by without nailing Ramstein on something. But darn it most of the team is just too Nice to argue with. It has been rumoured that the rams stud running Back Tony Phillips actually says thanks after a compliment. Who would be thought. Lets go ahead and Ping Derek Allen Workhorse wide receiver. After routing Rhein main earlier in the year Allen spoke like a Man possessed. A nobody can Stop our How soon you speak sir Derek. Spang spanked you Guys on sept. 16 with a 26-16 win a your Only loss. Derek the of lord its hard to be Humble award is coming your Way. A finally we can to let Ramstein coach Larry Boldin walk away empty handed. Boldin choked last year to a amps Kon goo go humbly speaking rams Derek Allen catches on. Rhein main in the Csc final and his rams Are the front runners again. Boldin is trying to make people realize that his rams Are no More choke worthy than any other Csc team. His Only problem is that the rams pick the most Inopportune times to choke namely the conference championship game. Coach Here a to a. The Vicks formula 44-d award is yours to keep. A and to Blake Doyle whose misplaced attitude has no place in the All too perfect Csc you deserve something. Your a hounds were laughable at Best in the playoffs but done to be despondent. Oesterberg was indeed bad at times but Doyle you re the unanimous Choice for the so what we know we re bad but at least we re still having fun doing it. That a More than at least six other Csc teams can say award. The stare and strip Esberger steers to Early pole for Japan up Suzuka Japan up a Gerhard of Austria took the provisional pole position Friday in the first qualifying prbc1 Apan formula one grand Alain Prost came in second and Aryton Senna third. Prost of France must beat brazils Senna in the race sunday and come in no lower than second place to keep alive his Hopes of winning the 1990 world championship. Senna leads the title race with 78 Points to Proste a 69 Points in the complicated grand prix scoring system. Fourteen of the seasons 16 races Are completed. If Senna beats Prost on sunday he will Clinch the 1990 championship. Senna has won sue times this year and Prost has taken top honors in five races. The final race of the year is in Adelaide Australia on nov. 4. Berger took the provisional pole position by covering Trie 3.64-mile Suzuka course in 1 minute 38.374 seconds with an average Speed of 133.228 Mph Berger is in third place in the Points race
