European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - May 05, 1991, Darmstadt, Hesse Pm a the stars and Stropes sunday May $. 1981 Cocos n places Book says Michael Jackson thinks Madonna can t sing Erma wlm report Quot Miteb fact Jackson May have accompanied Madonna to the refill Academy awards but he does no to think much of her As an entertainer a new unauthorized biography of the gloved one say a she just Isnit that Good. Lets face it the can to sing and she a just an of dancer Jackson is quoted As saying in a Michael Jackson the magic and the madness a what Doc she do Best she knows How. To Market herself. That a it a the Hook Tea him As saying. Queue jacks tall teach the Heifer a Jackson reported Fackson a spokesman Bob Jones defined comment Friday the Jackson Book also Daims Jack son envied Madonna a aria tar and arranged for mtg to present him with his own artist of the 80s award a eth by said. Author a Randy Tarah Orrelia whose last Book was about Diana Ross said he conducted More than 400 interviews including three with Jackson for the 625-Page Book. J he quotes Jackson As saying Frank Sinara Isnit much of a Singer and that Bruce Springsteen can to sing or dance. The Book also claims Jackson has had six nose jobs and in operation to put a Cleft in his Chin and that his sex life is essentially non existe Trambo wins court Battle actor Sylvester Stallone has amicably resolved his lawsuit against an Art consultant be accused of overcharging him for a damaged 19th Century parting under a settlement agreement announced Friday in los Angeles the Star of the a a Rocky and a a rambo movies exchanged the wham Bragne Reau painting Quot Pieta for a Bou Quereau artwork of value equal to the Price Stallone paid m 1988, the a a Pieta was returned to Stuart Puvar the new York Art collector and prior owner Stallone had sued his former Art consultant Barbara Guggenheim / the settlement Calls for nonpayment by either or Stallone or Pivar or is Guggenheim a attorney Bert Fields who represents is Guggenheim said Friday. The Purchase prics of the artworks weren to is in the negative police credit a Busload of camera toting japanese tourists with solving an armo Rcd car robbery. Police in Arlington Texas said the 23 touring businessmen were taking pictures in a parking lot of a store when they saw a Man with a gun running to a car. Police say he was one of two people who robbed s16,900 from an armoured car nearby none of he tourists spoke in Gomi Well enough to the i officers what happened but the pictures spoke for Dee Anderson. There were no photographs of the robbery hut there were shots of the getaway car and its License plate police traced the car and arrested two teenager who were in custody thursday Anderson said. A a my like something out of Columbo Anderson said. A this kind of stuff Only happens in mme Quot Fox goes Back to future a Michael i. Fox took opening night guests a Aback to the future As Universal studios tit Orlando. Flau unveiled a Tirol grave Lilg ride based on the movie trilogy. The attraction includes a steam locomotive and Deloreas spurts cars like those Fox and co Star Christopher Joyd used to travel through time in Quot Back to the future and two sequels. Mary Steenb Turges who starred in the second movie Ako took part in the opening of the $40 million attraction v the steam engine cars and a Host of ipe amp a effects created by Steve Spielberg had Fox telling reporters that the ride seemed More real than the movie a i am finally getting to do what i was Only pretending a he Saidt stars raise Cash for band a series of concerts by Merle Haggard Charlie Daniel and others raised More than s 140,000 for the families of those killed in a plane crash carrying Singer Tefoa me entire a band cent ire was not on the plane which went Down March 16 near san Dago proceeds from the March 21-23 shows at the pheasant run resort in St Charles will be divided among the families of the eight people killed with each family getting about Jwj Tomk retort offi Ria Essaid also appearing at the concerts were Sawyer Brown Lee Greenwood Janie Fricke Urie Morgan and Kathy bans Brooks video a Musk video by country Star Garth Brooks has been banned by two Cable channels because of Grapek scene of Domestic violence. The Nashville Fretwork banned a the Thunder Rolls on tuesday. Country music television which had been broadcast my the video six times a Day As its pick of the week followed suit wednesday. A a inn has standards Garth 13rcx>k has standards a said Brocks who won six awards last week from the Academy of country music a for some crazy reman on this of Camion the two did not a a. A a / a a a a a a a the video depicts a cheating husband a battered wife and a Tamisy fight that ends with the wife shoot my her husband inn officials said they decided not to broadcast the video after Brooks refused to add a spoken Mes a age explaining the violent subject matter. Brooks whose hits include a friends in Low places and a if tomorrow never comes a said he did no to want to add the statement because he did no to want to be perceived As making Money off the Issue of Domestic violence inn is available in 53 million . Households. Cut which i owned by inn but operates separately goes into 13 million households. Dear Abby this concerns the elderly gentleman who had been in a nursing Home for a year after suffering a stroke and whose family asked what to do about his House and automobile when they asked him. He had replied a a let it sit a they then turned to you Abby for Wise counsel and you agreed with the old Man. A a a -. I think your answer was Way off base for inc following reasons. 1. After a year he Isnit going anywhere f f he were it would be to a Condo or retirement Home in the same City As a relative. 2. After his life savings arc gone in some states his children must pay and nursing Homes a. This is Money Down the Drain that could the used for dear Abby their own retirement or their children a College Educa Tom. He lived his life now you live yours without guilt 3 think of the neighbors. Would you want an empty unkempt Home next to yours 4, Tajc old Many a property will go Down m value if it Row tray Tofor. 5,1 be will never agree to Selling his car a so you do it you Wib have to endure his endless piping about it but you will have saved innocent people from harm. Get he doctors opinion about his medication and his ability to drive. Chances axe the doctor mlle la you he should t the again file la probably put up a fight and continue to Gripe 6. Get him to sign a King will so he wont linger in a dreadful condition. Lvpl fenced p s. 1 am Enci Osting a poem whose author k unknown Ann ton Deni dear Ann 1 Anders with the Cut Iii easing us Tibet of bin did families some of a rent Reader May have the same problem in been experiencing a How to Adymt hew relative other than by Fust name. 1 have invented some words that could be incorporated into the Lan Guage. They May take a Little getting used to but after a White they will come naturally. This k what i propose step son a stun step daughter a Slaughter sick father a slather or mad step Mother Stother or wont step Grandfather a Stamps step grandmother a Stramma step brother a Strother or Stro if you Are close step sister a sister or Slis step Cousin a Sousin or Stuz if you arc close step aunt staun sep Uncle a St Uncle what do you think about this Ann once you get the hang of it it could be terrific. Ray a Tulsa dear Ray 1 am aware that new words Are being added to the language on a regular basis but somehow Slaughter and Stampa Don t quite do it for me. As a Turfe 1 touch that one. Just because the idea did no to grab me Ray does no to mean that some of my readers wont warm up to it. So on behalf of those who want to try it out i thank Yon dear Ann Landers 1 knew it would happen. Those liberals have been quietly nibbling away and while our backs were turned finally pulled it off homosexuals can now get married. The first such marriage took place a you guessed it a in san Francisco on St Valentines Day of course. The fee was $35. Chris minor Ambri Bard Mulholland showed up at City Hall at 5 30 . To make sure they would be the first couple. By the end of the Day approximately 70 couples had registered. There were lots of smiles and Happy faces. The Way things Are going in a few. Years homosexuality will not Only be accepted it will be mandatory. In a glad i live in Idaho. A Henry r., Square and proud of it dear Square hold the phone. That was not a marriage you read about it was the first registration of a Legal partnership similar Legal partnerships now exist in Seattle West Hollywood Calif Santa Cruz Calif and Madison wis this new recognition does not provide for any benefits u merely lets the world know that the couple has lived together for six months and agrees to be jointly responsible for living expenses so go ahead and say a a congratulations if you want to but bold the Rice. Confidential to Luke in Sisters Ore he who think eth by the Inch and speak eth by the Yard should be kicked by the foot. I esed m care Civ stripes. To amp out amp yet 09211, Are Trie -s4 be for amp ded to her a a a a a 1fii Eaton fyn Soto me it fits this situation very Well. Time to go Pardon me doctor but May j die i know your oath requires you to try to keep me Aliv As try body is warm and there is a breath of but listen Doc five buried my wife my children Are grown and on their own. My Fri Are All gone and i want to go too. No mortal Man should keep me Here cd rom unmistakably dear i deserve the right to slip quietly away. My work is done and i am tired your motives Are Noble but now i Pray you can Reagan my eyes what my lips can to say. Listen to Iny heart and you la hear it cry Pardon me. Doc but May i die dear experienced thank you for an excellent addition to this space
