European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - May 05, 1991, Darmstadt, Hesse Joe Bob Brigg zillion newsletters attest that weird seek out weird Lori Singer and Richard e. Grant clutch each other in creator Syndicate inc. The other Day i was Reading my latest copy of a vicious hippies from Panda hello a they had everything you Wanna know about hard Core punks in Portland plus a great interview with the mummies a but i gave up before i finished the whole Issue because the Days mail came in with a copy of a satan on a stick a a new Devil worship Magazine out of Maryland that has writers so stoned on drugs none of the stories have endings. Next to my desk is a 3-foot-High pile of newsletters with names such As a living love the publishers Are building a City in Colorado where the space aliens can land and they re trying to preserve the buffaloes until the space aliens get Here roller sports report the Bible of roller Derby and a Stampede of Worms screaming poetry from Iowa City Iowa which unfortunately is too Blurry to read. A a what a happening to me i used to read the Grapevine daily news. I used to look up information in the encyclopedia. Then about a year ago i started publishing my a we Are the weird newsletter weekly and other publications started flooding in apparently the weird seek out the weird and i started writing about some of them in the newsletter and now in a a Man with thousands of newsletters fanzines and More bad poetry magazines than any Man could read in one lifetime. I have now discovered a great truth about America any idiot can be a desktop publisher. Its great. J love this. _ there Haven to been this Many wild and strange ravings out of the american press in 200 years. A lot of these publications arc one Man operations just like those of Thomas Paine and Benjamin Franklin. The difference Between now and the a underground press of the �?T60s is that it is so cheap to publish a newsletter on a personal computer that you can actually get your ravings distributed and read without having an actual Job. You can also Tell which cities Are healthy and which Are dead by watching where the of antics arc coming from. For example More weird newsletters per capita come from Toronto than anywhere else. My favorite is a sick journal of twisted humor and disgusting film reviews that used to be called suddenly last month the title was changed to the editor was asked Why. Reason his wife had a baby As you can see the Fanzine press is also More honest than the mainstream press. Seattle is a a Zine so is Manchester _ England and Sydney Australia. The Zine scene especially the part that deals with american movies and music is truly International. I have subscribers in Thailand Guyana and the Fiji islands. If you Haven to experienced this w orld you _ _ _ should subscribe to 40, 50 of them and Start learning about a alternative mothering from a the compleat Mother out of Minot . Check out that breast feeding issuer if you re under is and you hate being told you can t Drzik or go to certain movies then you definitely need a die fat Piggy die a out of Waynesville mo., and. Of course no Library is Complete w without a the spore print a published by the Fine people in Victoria British Columbia who believe that psychedelic mushrooms Are religious sacraments. Of i almost forgot a the weasel help monthly a published in North Carolina is devoted to proving that ferrets arc Safe and Friendly pets and fighting against the bans on ferret sales that Are sweeping this country of ours. Since i know some of you do not believe these publications exist Send an Sase to . Box a 2002, Dallas 75221, and ill Send you the address speaking of dead rodents Warlock is a great movie that came out a while ago and did no to get noticed Worth diddly squat but its the first flick that asks the question a could a i7th Century Pilgrim in a fur suit and an Al Lay waitress in a miniskirt establish a by coastal relationship a and the answer is a yes but Only if United by the fear of a flying Warlock with Long Blond hair who looks like a Rock Singer and is trying to destroy the uni a a Quot a. A. In other words we got some serious foot going on Here with the Devil working overtime. First satan saves Julian Sands life by making a big thunderstorm in Salem mass., in 1691, where Julian has just received his sentence a you Are to be hanged then burned Over a Basket of living Garfield would love it. But satan zaps Julian through time and space a a terminator style and he lands in the living room of the apartment Lori Singer is renting from a Gay Guy. Its like a Aback to the future Quot if Michael j. Fox worshipped the _ Devil. When Lori goes to w Ork the next morning the Gay Guy tries to make Julian some break fast but Julian decides head rather have a. Fried Tongue instead. So you can Sec,.we�?Tve already go that East coast vast coast culture clash. Then Julian decides to take a few meetings Quot his very first Day in town. He goes to a a Chan a clerk to talk to the Devil and after he does he rips the lady a eyeballs out As a souvenir. Next he puts a hex on Lori Singer so that she Ages 20 Quot years a Day. Its hell on her Hairdresser so things Are not looking Good for the lakers season at All until. Richard e. Grant the warlocks Archenemy from the 17th Century shows up feeling a Little groggy from 300 years of time travel but ready to set up his Demon find ing Compass and do some Witch wasting. Seventeen thousand special effects later a Andl have to say there were some effects i have never seen before and in be seen Mem All a we end up in the old consecrated Boston graveyard hoping Richard can save the universe from the Michael a Fox from hell. Excellent flick. Best so far in 1991. No breasts. Three dead bodies Finger hacking. Gut ripping weather vane Back stabbing. Hands on fire. First movie in be Ever seen where when they talk about a putting the screws to somebody they really put the screws to somebody. Div bombing Warlock. Flaming fingertips. Charms spells. Tantrums. Drive in Academy award nominations for Richard e. Grant As the Puritan Roh Ocop for talking like a scottish Guy and saying a switches loathe Salt and a never can no Witch set food on consecrated four stars. Joe Bob says Check it out. To discuss Tho moaning of Lifa with Joo Bob world s Only drive in movie critic or to get free junk in Tho mail and his world la Mous Quot we Are the weird Quot news Lowlor write Bov 2002, Dallas Texas 75221, or Send a Moss ago by fax at 214 360-2310 May 5 1991 a sunday a a v i Page 17
