European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - August 20, 1991, Darmstadt, Hesse Tuesday August 20, 1991 the stars and stripes Page 19 Ann Landers dear readers i Lam on vacation but i have left behind some of my favorite columns that you May have missed the first time around. I Hope you enjoy them. Ann Landers dear readers with everything that is happening in the world do you know what people Are concerned about this week would you believe its How to Peel onions without crying recently i printed a letter from a Reader who had the thing licked. A i Learned the trick from my Mother in Law a. She boasted. And then she went on to say. A if you Start at the Root of the onion and Peel up you la never shed a Well i did a Little Home research and ended up with bloodshot eyes and a Runny nose. I told my a Little Helper to give my regards to her Mother in Law. This is what the mail has been like All week weep no More my lady. Just put an electric fan on your work counter when you Peel onions and it will blow All those awful fumes away. Michigan fan today a crossword dear Abby editors note Abby is on a two week vacation. Following is a selection of some of her favorite past letters dear Abby my husband says that i snore but i know i done to. One thing i know for certain is that he snores and if i done to fall asleep before he does i am up All night. He tells me that he is up All night because of my snoring which is ridiculous because if he were up he be keeping me up with his snoring. How can we find out the truth done to suggest we have a third party sleep with us As i am very old fashioned. Hattie dear Hattie buy rent or borrow a tape recorder and turn it on when you both retire. Whoever is awake while the other is snoring should say a i am awake so you must be snoring a and that should Settle it dear Abby my problem is a husband who thinks he a funny. I had a very Nice dinner party at Home the other night and was especially proud of the Way everything turned out. Well when the guests were leaving my husband said a come Back soon because the Only time i get a decent meal around Here is when we have everybody laughed but i wanted to crawl into a Hole. He said that once before and it got a big laugh so he pulled it again. In the first place Abby its not True. I Pride myself on quibble what is mat ? or Taftt _ v a a a a a a p. A. A muons aeon if i to Lute snot i would t be jkkm6 you 1-10 a Why cry when you can put a bag Over your head and get the Job done dry eyed and in record time Cincinnati Clara our Home dec teacher taught us How to Peel onions and keep smiling. Just stick a whole slice of bread in your Mouth you la never shed a tear. Grandma reminded me of this trick when i was a Bride. Grand rapids fan no More bawling Over the onions. Not since my next door neighbor told me to slice him submerged in a bowl of cold water. But be careful and done to Cut your Finger. Rosemary in Rochester just put the onions in the Freezer for 15 or 20 minutes before you Cut them and your problem is solved. Las vegas hash sl1nger put a Clothespin on your nose and keep your Mouth open. It never fails. Memphis so there you Are dear ones a whole Host of helpful hints to choose from. But remember a in a not guaranteeing arty of them. You re strictly on your own. And please done to write and Tell me what works and what does no to. If i never see another letter about onions again it will be too soon. C creators Syndicate always feeding my family very Well. I told him later 1 did no to think that crack was very funny but he said a i was Only. is there a Clever retort i could use in Case my husband the comic says that again ticked off in Tulsa dear ticked you could say Only kidding of course the Only time my Ever Loving Scrooge gives me Money for fancy groceries is when we have company.�?�. Dear Abby you had a letter in your column about people who were always mooching rides and these Moocher were called i would Ike to know where that term came from. We Are one of the 200 families in the United states with the name of a Schnorr a and we object to the use of our name with such a meaning. We Hope that the Schnorr families in Oregon new Mexico Illinois and All other states feel As we do and that you get 199 More letters of protest. The Schnorr of Arizona dear Schnorr the verb a to beg is a sch Norrene in German. From it comes the noun a Schnor Rerp a which Means a a beggar a panhandler a Moocher a cheapskate a Hiseler a bum a drifter or a it can also mean a compulsive bargain Hunter Bargainer or an impudent indigent. The above information was a sch Norred borrowed without permission from a the Joys of yiddish a a delightful and authoritative Book written by Leo Ros ten. 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