European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - August 31, 1991, Darmstadt, Hesse Saturday August 31, 1991 the stars and stripes a Page 19today s crossword Ann Landers dear readers i am on vacation but i have left behind some of my favorite columns that you May have missed the first time around. I Hope you enjoy them. Ann Landers dear Ann Landers the letter from a out with teas _ Erst had a familiar ring to it. I have a message for that fellow in a not off my Rocker about sex nor am i a sadist. And i done to need a shrink to Analyse my sex drive. I resent being called a teaser. It just so happens that i have an abundance of natural Charm sex Appeal baby and your ego was bruised because i did no to topple like most gals you put the make on. I can to help it if i have animal magnetism that drives men wild. Its their problem if they can to handle it not mine. Sign me chased but still Chaste dear. But a natural Charm and animal magnetism he Well since you just happen to be innocently cursed or blessed whichever Way you look at it i suggest you make a conscious Effort to turn the voltage Down a Little before dear Abby editors note Abby is on a two week vacation. Following is a selection of some of her favorite past letters dear Abby i am going steady with a girl on my Block. She a 10 and in a 11. She gave me her id Bracelet and i gave her my Frog. She has gotten very Bossy lately and i would like to break off with her. How should i go about it Allen dear Allen return her id Bracelet and Tell her you done to want to go steady anymore. Then ask for your Frog. But hurry before the Frog croaks. Dear Abby i am a 17-year-old boy was Able to graduate from High school Early because i passed the required tests. My problem is i need to get a Job but nobody will hire me because i have had no experience. Abby How can a person get experience if nobody will hire him 1 am a responsible hard working boy has never been in any kind of trouble and in a willing to do anything a run errands wait on tables sweep the floors answer the phone Box groceries a you name it. And if i done to know How to do it i will learn. So far i have applied for 22 jobs but nothing has materialized. You electrocute every male within a radius of 20 Miles. Dear Ann Landers Here is my 2 cents Worth about husbands Are starved for affection and turn to another woman. Good i can hardly wait. But where is the damned fool would take my place lets see what the other doll looks like after cooking cleaning Patching clothes for five kids and shopping the town trying to feed them with the Money i get. I m not complaining mind you. This is a labor of love. I would t do it for pay a no amount. So Why can to sex be an act of love ? Why not kiss me once in a while and make me feel like a woman instead of a Workhorse 1 Cut his toenails run his Bath and trim his Mustache and in 20 years he has never so much As made me a cup of Tea. So to that poor a starved husband a i suggest he bring his wife a Candy bar a bag of peanuts or a Jelly doughnut. It might do a world of Good. Id love it. Wearing out fast dear . Have you Ever verbalized these feelings to or. Wonderful or Are you too Busy cutting his toenails running his Bath and trimming his Mustache if you need to be a Martyr Stop complaining. If you Are really fed up Tell him not me. C creators Syndicate Abby How can a person without pull or connections get a Job in a beginning to think its impossible. Discouraged dear discouraged go Back to some of the places you be applied and Tell them that you Are honest dependable hard working and so eager to prove your Worth that you la work for one week with no obligation on their part and if they feel you done to qualify they owe you nothing. You May not be hired instantly but ill bet your name goes to the top of the list. Dear Abby i Hope you will take time to give me your opinion on a problem that involves two partners in a Small business. Partner a bought a $100 ticket to a Charity Ball with company funds a Normal procedure. The Day of the Ball partner a asked partner b if he would like to use the ticket. Partner b said no. Partner a offered it to others. No takers. At the last minute partner a decided to go himself. The ticket was the winning number. It won $4,000 partner a insists the Money is his. Partner b thinks it should be split 50-50, what do you think . Dear . 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