European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - December 5, 1991, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Thursday decembers 1991 the stars and stripes a Page 15 Ann Landers dear Ann Landers a Beth in Houston a who wrote to complain about her neighbors garage sales spoke for a lot of people. Especially me. A woman who lives not far from us has a garage Sale so often it Isnit funny. Her neighbors Are beginning to wonder where she gets All that stuff. For starters she pays no store rent has no business expenses and probably does no to pay any taxes on the sales. Who would know meanwhile the poor Guy who rents a storefront has to pay rent keep books buy insurance and Shell out taxes. When this woman has a garage Sale the whole Block is jammed with bargain Hunters and cars and the neighbourhood looks like hell. If people want to make Money on their junk they should Hunt up a Flea Market and unload it. Sign me a a Little old lady in Glendora Calif. Dear lady you and Beth represent a Small minority. The mail in support of garage sales was overwhelming. Here Are some samples Binghamton . Sorry a a Beth so nose is out of joint about her neighbors garage sales but obviously she has a lot More Money than i have. Myrtle Beach . Garage sales Are As Ameri today a crossword dear Abby dear Abby in reference to a missing out in l.a.,�?� the 39-year-old Man who had Only sex partners who were extremely Flat chested and was wondering if visiting a nudist Camp to a get an eyeful of Large breasted women would satisfy his curiosity your response to this gentleman was right on target a nudist resorts Are not Peep shows a the men women and children who enjoy the a a naturalist lifestyle Are not exhibitionists. I am 38 and discovered the nudist lifestyle last summer. Never in my life have i Felt anything that feels so Good and natural. Another solution for a missing out in  would be either to go to a topless bar or hire a strip of Gram. This will allow him to see what he wants to see without offending  natural in Colorado dear Abby a while Back you had a letter in your column about a girl who got an engagement ring that looked like a big Diamond but it was an imitation cubic Zirconia that she was proudly showing around to All her friends and relatives thinking it was real. A a Quot i guess she fooled some of the people some of the time but it could have caused her a lot of embarrassment. I have a different problem concerning my Diamond can As Apple pie. What a great Way to make Money on stuff that has been in the attic for Ages. Dear readers can you stand one More letter on what makes men so violent this explanation is different from the others and beneath the humor there might be a Kernel of truth. Here it is. Dear Ann Landers a recent column of yours sought an explanation for the origin of male aggressive behaviour. I will be Happy to explain it to you. The origin of human male aggression has been traced to the Cave Home of one log and his mate on Day two of recorded history. It happened As follows mrs. Log a Poogy poo i was just Over to see the moods and do you know what Dearest they have two fireplaces in their Cave and a Mastodon hide cover for the Entrance. I also noticed that they have twice As Many tapirs in their Corral As we do. Does this mean that Moog is a better provider than you a it is so embarrassing to see that wretched Moog woman lounging around in her Saber toothed Tiger Robe while in a wearing this stiff old Deer hide. And did you know that she is expecting their fifth child it will probably be another son. When Are we going to Start a family can it be that Little runt of a Moog is a better Man than you Are a yes that show it All began Ann. Alan Wright Apalachicola Fla. C creators Syndicate engagement ring. My Boyfriend told me that his father got it at a very Good Price because it was a a hot a stolen. I love my fian cts very much but i do not feel comfortable wearing this ring knowing its history. I do not want to appear ungrateful and t done to want to insult my Boyfriend a or his father a but every time someone compliments me on my ring i want to crawl into a Hole and hide. What should i do ashamed in Buffalo dear ashamed be honest with your Flange. Tell him you can to enjoy wearing that ring knowing its history. Better to have a modest Diamond a or none at All a than a a a hot Rock. Dear Abby i  resist sharing this old Story when i read about the plate Licking dog the preacher was invited to sunday dinner by a Church member. When he was called to the table he noticed that it was set with the dirtiest dishes he had Ever seen. He asked his hostess a Are these dishes clean a she replied a a they re As clean As soap and water could get  he then reluctantly blessed the food and began eating. The food was delicious so he praised the hostess in spite of the dirty dishes. 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