European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - January 13, 1994, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 18 the stars and stripes faces a no places thursday january 13, 1994 from wire reports fashion maven or. Blackwell on tuesday proclaimed 1993 a a recipe for wardrobe ruin a naming performers Glenn close Julia Roberts and Diana Ross among the years worst dressed women. Also on his 34th annual list were Rosie Perez Susan Sarandon Latoya Jackson Holly Hunter Rosie of Donnell Tanya Tucker and Daryl hannah., Blackwell unleashed his alliterative adjectives and malicious metaphors on the whole roster noting that narrowing it Down to a a Mere 10 was As difficult As decoding Princess new  a a from  to Sally Jessyl a Eye Wear from who Pic a Oscar eve Eye Popper to Madonna a Girlie tour jaw Dropper 1993 was a recipe for wardrobe ruin a he said. He said close currently starring in Andrew Lloyd webbers new musical had taken a Detour from Sunset Boulevard to Nightmare Alley. He branded her a a modern Day Medusa wrapped in a hefty  Blackwell also found fault with Roberts wedding garb for her Surprise nuptials with Singer Lyle Lovett. A a a let a be Blunt about the Barefoot Bride a the new mrs. Lovett tells fashion to shove it a he said. He really flared up when asked about Singer Ross greatest offence of the year since gown designer to the stars Bob Mackojc stopped dressing her. Blackwell detested the Black and Green Thierry Mugler Micro mini outfit that Ross modelled when Mugler a new collection came out. A it looked exactly like some kind of a giant Bug from Mars had completely enveloped her and her hair was absolutely a fright a he said. Even worse Ross chose to keep it. A that was the sick part a he hissed. He also implied that Hunter a favorite in this years Oscar race May have taken the dowdy Plain Jane thing too seriously after her acclaimed role of the mute in the piano. Blackwell had particularly harsh words for Hunters outfit last september when she won an emmy award As Best actress in a television movie. He described her in a that sickly Long dead looking dress and hat and a horrible shoes flatter than my rear end a a combination he likened to tobacco Road. A everyone who loved her in the piano All the kids Are going to clone her a Blackwell said. City cops out on sex Rocker John Hartman the drummer for the original Doobie Brothers won t be pounding a beat for the Petaluma calif., police. Hartman sued the police department saying its refusal to hire him because of his drug use during his Rock in Roll Days amounted to discrimination against a disabled person. But a Federal judge ruled that Hartman was turned or. Blackwell captive about his drug use and that the department was entitled to reject him. Hartman a attorney said he had not decided whether to Appeal. Court Demeanour German Tennis stars Michael Stich and Steffi Graf Exchange a Friendly kiss after practice at the National Tennis Centre in Melbourne Australia on wednesday. The two reportedly Are Fust friends however As Stich is by All accounts happily married. Stich and Graf Are favored to win their singles matches at the australian open which begins monday. Down because he gave different versions of the level of his drug use. Hartman was a founding member of the boobies a Slang for a marijuana cigarette a in 1971. He admitted using drugs until 1975, when other band members told him that his music was suffering. After Hartman left the band in 1979, he worked As a firefighter. Then admitting his past drug use he got a part time Job As a Reserve Petaluma police officer in 1988. When he applied in 1991 for a full time Job he said he had used More drugs than he previously had admitted. . District judge d. Lowell Jensen ruled monday that even if Hartman had been addicted and therefore protected under Federal disability Law he had been de Billy Crystal whose Send ups of campy production numbers and Quick and Libs have brought great ratings and even emmy to the past few Academy awards ceremonies is threatening to Call it quits. Again. A a Crystal was coaxed last year to be Host of the ceremonies one More time but people Magazine report it that motion picture Academy officials May not be so fortunate this year. Crystal has said in the past that it is hard to repeat the comic Impact of such unplanned events As his City slickers co Star Jack Palance a one armed push ups which gave Crystal fodder for the entire 1992-show and the idea for a splashy Entrance in 1993. Oscars producer Gil Cates spokesman would Only say there is a no news to report on who the Host will  the ceremonies Are set for March 21. People also reports that Crystal May step Down from comic Relief specials which he hosts with whoops Goldberg and Robin Williams after the one being shot next weekend for Hob apparently because he feels that after six years its time for another comedian to do the Job. Burns sets gigs for his 100th George Burns has two years to go before his 100th birthday and the party already is a sellout. The comic signed in november to play three shows at Caesars Palace in Las vegas on Jan. 19-21, 1996. His birthday is Jan. 20. Caesars spokeswoman Debbie Munch said tuesday that the shows at $100 per ticket have been sold out and the same is expected for a fourth show added on Jan. Is. A \ a a. Burns has celebrated his last several birthdays by performing at celebrity studded galas at Caesars. Vanna sues Over robot Vanna White says an electronics manufacturer spelled trouble for itself by putting out a commercial featuring a robot that resembled her. 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