European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - June 10, 1994, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 22 the stars and stripes Friday june 10, 1994 take that All you mothers in Law today a crossword dear Ann Landers please publish this letter for daughters in Law who Are having problems with their mothers in Law they need All the help they can get. Dear other Mother what follows Are some ideas that your daughters in Law would dearly love to get across to you but done to have the nerve to express. 1. Get into the 20th Century before it closes. You were an obedient daughter and allowed your Mother to push you around. Its natural to want to get even but you do not have the right to run your children a lives. 2. Take responsibility for your own health. Doing things that arc self destructive does not prove your Independence nor docs it obligate your children to Rescue you when you get sick. 3. Done to expect custodial care. Just because you took it upon yourself to keep your own Mother after she became senile and disabled your heroics do not entitle of to the same treatment from your daughters in Law. Ese Are different times and they May have different ideas. 4. You had Only sons. Tough Luck. It is unrealistic for you to expect your daughters in Law to fulfil the require men sofa daughter. We have mothers of Crown. 5. When you have a fight with a i Aughtr in Law done to expect the rest of the family to take your Side. If you arc upset because they refuse to become involved get Over it. Your hard Luck. Done to expect to be included in our social Circle. You done to fit. 7, it is unfair for you to expect us to always visit you. The Road allows traffic in both directions. You Are in Good health and there is plenty of convenient transportation available. Come and see us once in a while. 8. Believe it or not we do love you. Daughters in Law dear , that last proclamation came As a Jolt. After laying Down seven hard boiled guidelines your attempt to make Nice fell rather Flat. You be put Forth some valid Points but in a sure a great Many daughters in Law will be appalled by the harshness of your presentation. Dear Ann Landers my wife snores to High heaven. The House reverberates with the sound Waves of this nocturnal wonder. When questioned about it she denies that she snores and insists that i am making the whole thing up. She then has the audacity to accuse me of snoring. The problem is that while i allow her to snore like an Elk she refuses to Grant me the same Courtesy and finds it necessary to do bodily harm in the form of Elbow to rib confrontation. I am convinced that my wife is responding to her latent primordial instincts a namely if in the Black of night you Are confronted with a shapeless mass making strange sounds kill the thing and ask questions later Paul in Malibu dear Paul i done to condone murder a not even for 40-Dccibcl snorers. I recommend earplugs. If they done to do the Job try separate bedrooms. Letters to Ann Landers should be addressed to her at . Box 1156?, Chicago i. 60611-0562. C creators Syndicate 6. Take responsibility for your own social life. If you Haven to made friends of your own along the Way that a sense of decency Cut Short in Europe dear Abby my husband and i vacationed in Europe last july and we did All the things tourists do a lots of sightseeing Etc. Its very warm in Europe that time of year so my husband insisted on wearing shorts. His came about 4 inches above the knee. I thought it was in poor taste a that a pair of trousers would have been More appropriate. Well Abby we Are still arguing about whether shorts Are appropriate for sightseeing in Europe. He said your advice will Rule for future trips to Europe and i agreed to go along with your advice. So Ellen in Atlanta dear Abby dear Ellen i done to know who wears the pants in your family but if your husband does they should be Long. Most churches and museums in Europe will not admit people in shorts. Dear Abby a 17-year-old neighbor girl baby sits our 3-year-old when we go out for an evening. Her Boyfriend he a 18 comes Over to keep her company. I imagine they do a certain amount of necking and petting because All the lights Are out when we come Home. They look embarrassed and their clothes Are in disarray. My husband does no to think our Sitter should have company while she a baby sitting. I say its none of our business. What do you say Abby the lady of the House dear lady i say since its your House its your business. Your Sitter is paid to take care of the children and she should not have her Boyfriend there to keep her company. A. 7 Lottor lot this column should to addressed to Dew Abby at . Bax 447, mount Morris Iii 61054. 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