European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - October 10, 1985, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Living today Jalapeno peppers spice up any food s role by Sharon Hudgins special to stripes Magazine last week i was in new York to see my agent Krendel Kran about auditioning for the Lead in the1 upcoming biographical Dot drama on Julia child tentatively titled the souffle a to Kiwi. While i was waiting in the outer office his Secretary took a col tee break and a c i genially left on the inner con connected to Kran s inner Sanctum. Thus i was Able to overhear the most fast mating conversation Between Kran and the famous Hollywood producer . " i by Money 1 Achs and i just can t wait to share it with you Krenck l Kran this i. A real hoi property 1 tilt a she an play Arn Lind of role. This baby s by ill of Gruis. . Lachs androgynous you mean. Krendel Kranz Hydrogen us Mydy Genous. It s All the same to me. What s important is this kid s Gol c lass. . Lachs of of. So what s so great about her what s she look like Krendel Kranz a Beauty a real knockout. Medium height nicely rounded slightly curved shiny deep Green . Lachs shiny deep Green what is this god Ilia s understudy Krendel Kranz Jalapeno Man Jalapeno. Haven t you heard the hottest number on the strip. . Lachs Jala who k rend Al Kranz Shadya mean Jala. Who Jalapeno. That s her name just Jalapeno. . Lachs of c Mon. I know All you agents think a Starlet won t get anywhere with More than one name but surely this Jab. ,. Jala. Whatever you c All her surely she s got a real psf name. You trying to hide something buddy like maybe she s related to someone in the Reagan administration Krendel Kranz would i lie to you by Friend sure she s got a fast name. And i know you la need it for her vv-2 form when she signs the big Juicy conf do you in Gonna give her. . Lachs Cut the cute stuff and Tell me her name. 1 Don t Wanna get involved with anybody that might gel me in trouble with some politician. Krendel Kranz of already. I la Tell a. But you gotta Promise not to use it on the marquee. Pepper thai s what it is.  have you Ever heard a More confusing name for someone in this business say Pepper and Middle America thinks of powdery Black stuff that makes you Snee a. The italian segment thinks of big fat round things it s so awful 1 Don t Wanna say More. Conservatives think red and go increase the defense budget. Whoever thinks of Green shiny luscious Jalapeno it s confusing i Tell a. Subtract the hispanic audience and Pepper does t play with the Public that s left. . Lachs so you think Jala. Whatever is Gonna do any better will Middle America i can t Carmen Miranda was the original Star imported from South of the Border to spire up America s movies. Ifo i nerd som comm with Talent. Talent you hear no More of these teen age idols who drink their cokes with a spoon. 1 need someone who i an act someone with experience. Just standing around and shining Green at the audience in t going to Clit the Mustard. Krendel Kranz alright already. The kid s got a resume. And what a resume let me Tell a you won t even believe the roles she s had. Anil the productions this baby has spiced up. You would t believe . Lachs i probably would t. Of get on with it. What has this Jalapeno done and make it Short. I m taking Madonna to lunch at Morton in exactly 3vj minutes. Krendel Kranz what s this with Madonna you suddenly got religion she Ain t nothing compared to my Little hot on. Let me Tell , this Jalapeno has done some real Mouth tingling stuff. At this Point Kran began to list the productions that Jalapeno has already appeared in. I could t believe my cars Jala Crio Popcorn Jalapeno Lollipop Jalapeno Jelly  Mustard Jalapeno f orators Jalapeno , Jalapeno wine to name Only a few. I had no idea this Pepper was so talented . Lachs of of you be convinced me. Well audition this Jalapeno for a supporting role in my newest production i attn , starring Smirnoff with a walk on part by vermouth. Then if he s any Good Well design sonic Rhi frs Imi and her i can already Pic lure a couple of country theme productions  Corn Forchic and  Rio Corn do a and maybe even a comedy called stuffed Frlj Puno. Krendel Kranz great thinking .i and i la see if i can get people Magazine to do a Lafa Peno cheese spread on her. I Promise a ., with this Popper the sky s the limit . Lachs sine Kian sure. But Don t expect any favors from to. If this Jalapeno in t Spity enough in his first role i 1 o of the option in corny Rcd a in Zoje and stuffed. I already got Iio thit kid Serrano wailing in the wings. And she looks real Good. Just remember Kran. You Ain t got the monopoly on hot properties shiny Green or otherwise. Jalapeno Cornbread 2 Tablespoons vegetable Oil 2 Jalapeno Poppers fresh or canned 2 cups yellow Cornmeal 4 Teaspoons baking powder 1vj Teaspoons Salt 1 egg i cups milk 1 cup cooked drained whole Kernel Corn a i to 1 cup shredded Chedda cheese even pronounce it and i i Otla m ii a. From Harvard. Krendel Kranz it la sell baby i ill a nil sell. Jalapeno s in exotic , and Thal s what the Public wants. Gut the name pm everyone s lips hah Ian pay Nyo. Easy not la peso. If it does t play i la cat Rny shoe. . Lachs laces and soles too Krendel Kranz c Mon. Give the kid a Chance. It s not every Day you get offered a hot piece like this one. . Lachs yeah sure so what can this baby up the Oil i Kiln i us h Square to Kinju pan in i ii ii s Are i Asl non Skillet or 10-Inch ast Iron Skillet be sure to u .1 a Skillet Hal i an be put inti the oven. Place the pan in the oven and turn the heal to 450 degrees i. Lei the oven and the Oil heal while you  the Oiler ingredients. C hop the Jal Anerios very Fine Anil set aside. In a  bowl Combine the comeneal baking powder and sail. In Ario Lher bowl lightly whisk the Ejk and Combine it with the milk. Add the liquid mixture to the dry ingredients and stir Only until the Batter is smooth. Stir in the chopped Jal Anerios cooked Corn and shredded cheese. Stripes Mig Zinc october 10, 1985