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The time would be better spent trying to count to 100 by threes or mowing the sidewalk. This is the biggest waste of celluloid since James Taylor forgot his lines in two life Blacktop. Get the picture this is a bad movie. The plot is so Flimsy it could t support a half hour to sitcom. A supposedly comic assortment of people lose their Driver s licenses and have to attend driving school. The instructor Lames Keach who must be terribly pressed for Money attempts to flunk the entire so he and his Lover the traffic court judge Sally Kellerman who also must be on the ski scan illegally sell the students cars and split the profits. Needless to say the class unites to foil the plot in what the director apparently thinks is witty and hilarious style. He s wrong besides Keach and Kellerman others whose careers Are sabotaged by this film Are Bill Murray s brother John As a Nursery owner judging from his performance the film makers wanted Bill Jennifer Tilly As a Ditsy Nasa scientist now really Clara peller the where s the beef lady who proves she s no actress anyway Wendie to Sperber As a hypochondriac and Fred Willard As a Yuppie car repair specialist whom Sperber mistakes for a doctor and who agrees to overhaul her rear end this is possibly one of the most sustained bits of offensiveness in film history. But cute lovable elderly Nedra Volz deserves to be recognized for uttering the film s most offensive line which can t even be printed Here. The Only person who escapes taint in moving violations is Robert Conrad but Only because he s Given so Little to do. The comedy such As it is is predictable an inept student learning to use a flare sets a car on fire. An errant Bowling Ball mows Down a group of kids at a bus Stop like tenpin. A runaway line of cars speeds past the drive in window of a fast food joint As the attendant asks serve you serve you serve you serve you serve you hilarious no the most unfortunate attempt at humor involves Keach s sadomasochistic affair with Kellerman. One giggles for a moment at seeing these former actors in their bizarre bedroom costumes but that just about exhausts the comedy in this scene. It s sad to see How far these two have sunk one can Only Hope some forgiving Angel will see fit to Salvage their careers someday. If you insist on seeing this movie it s playing at cafes Heaters. It has also been perpetrated on videotape. Nuernberg Kalb Community a wait Olinov i pinocchio 0 Rev Wab Tom. 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