European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - April 3, 1986, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Big screen Berlin Bremerhaven Karlstedt outpost Berlin dolby stereo equipped Samo volunteers r to we prizzi s Honor r Rev the for once bitten pg-13 Community Karlstedt dolby stereo equipped Samo remo Williams the adventure begins pg-13 to. We the killing Fields r Rev the. 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It s also a lesson in How not to make a movie. It s a return engagement for the Griswaldo Clark Chevy Chaseallen Beverly d Angel Rusty Jason Lively and Audrey Dana Hill who All too recently took a trip across America. Now thanks to the quiz show be a pig they re inflicting themselves upon Europe. Everything that can go wrong of course does. Not that that s an unexpected development. These americans have the same mishaps that americans in who knows How Many movies before them have had. If you be seen if it s tuesday this must be Belgium you need t see this movie. If you be set foot off an american base in Europe you be had funnier experiences Chevy Chase stars in National Lampoon s european Vaclaf on yourself. And Why Settle for second Best the fabled British politeness the Griswaldo encounter it in a series of traffic accidents. Who could have guessed Clark would t get the hang of driving on the left Side of the Road what an amusing idea cramped hotel rooms bathrooms Down the Hall the writers could t pass that up now could they nor have they passed up anything else a dog leaps from the Eiffel Tower after a wind blown Beret it thinks is a Frisbee Clark backs his car into stonehenge and knocks the whole thing Over Domino style. You get the idea. Funny stuff huh All the stereotypes Hollywood has come to know and love Are Here Drunken germans rude parisians thieving italians and More. This is a film that will do wonders for relations within the nato Alliance. But then could you expect any less from the masters of subtlety at National lampoon1. Of course the movie in t a total loss. With the scenery of Europe As a background the film makers could t go totally wrong. As much As they seem to have tried. What can be said for the acting in a movie like this the actors Aren t called upon to do much and they do it very Well. Hill and Lively Are As annoying As they Are supposed to be and Chevy Chase is his usual dizzy self. D Angelo is More than adequate As mrs. Griswald she has one particularly memorable scene performing the song hey big spender on her bathroom floor. It s too bad the National Lampoon people and everyone connected with it did t try harder with this film. It s got a Lazy Slapdash feel about it the styrofoam stonehenge is enough evidence of Shatas if everyone just wanted to get this thing Over with. Travel can be funny As anyone who has Ever gone anywhere knows. Too bad the film s humor does t takes us places we Haven t been. National Lampoon s european vacation is playing at cafes Heaters and is available on videotape. 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