European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - August 20, 1987, Darmstadt, Hesse Review Joleen flaunts her charms before Chow by sgt. Ret Clement Lounder the Insl event of he summer social Calendar Back in Efferson county Texas has pol to be the yearly Barbecue Benn and Cole slow social of tin. Ian an intemperate to do slithers the family a Omier tighter than the chord Chi inges on .1 anal tether record to is ,1 colourful eve ill As Polcen and very Vern describe it. Rep be with Plank tables and n orchestra barrels of ind of meal yield More ribs the in Pik. i he coming Oul of the Young decal eur women hid it is not decades ago Oleen her own first , a alien no three Slep with old cot. Vern himself this being Back before the head of the it Cater clan turned strange Nih went Oil i live with the in Shalta indians up near Vidar it remains ,1 menu rank Day for Lolen though. There she , her budding charms packed inside a frock intli1 of to inti crepe her nerves shored up with a furtive dose or two of Leq Uili Cut Wilh lemonade twirling slowly before the assembled deca Leurs and Walnut Sand pralines . L friends Mil neighbors and Kinfolk. I remember in like in w.15 yesterday the lady Ihu Thor week St Rinji off Liti she was Rij i Linn the words from inside her orc head. It a is pro tier n it , from Ink in dts nut je1 for the festivities very Folrn i Hess Days but summer still Kios the in .1 Nasty hankering to pet Oul to dry is up in Somel Hizir Light Anil i Lii Mil Trul Whoso prodigious Deceli or ii Lurema nos just Une More Lime. Ii old built Iron nil the i3jv.iri.ins love Best thebner. The Sun Bein Oul. The Vas ked i hair than gypsies on a roofing Job. But despite the throng the waiter got to us with amphetamine Speed and we were sipping a in uple very Laile erts and perusing the place s Book of in very Little time Al Iilah they offer a goodly number of dishes of fish y decent. About equal to a ponderous Steak House. A pm Hutul. Crummy Chow so so service Semi ratty Interior. Here s your Chance to Dine with chem to Mark the Start of Clem s third year in print we re offering Chow inc readers a rare Opportunity the Chance to win a free dinner with the old Vergean himself. Like most things associated with Clem the contest is simple. Jutt while Down 100 words or so explaining Why you think you deserve a free meal with the matter of Munch. The Only catch is this entries must be written choline style As if Clem himself were the author. The most convincing essay in a style that Best approximates Clem s unique grammatical grumblings wins a free dinner and the Chance to be highlighted in an upcoming choline feature. Specific Type rules All entries must be postmarked no later than sept. 18 and become the properly of the stars and stripes. Entries should include name address and a phone number. Mail entries to Chow Jine contest Stan and stripes Apo ny092ij. The International address is Postrach 11 14 37,6100 Darmstadt to. The winning entry and other top attempts will be printed in the choline column of oct. 1. The decision of the judges however misguided is final 20 Tripti a Guint Rufust 20, 1987
