European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - July 20, 1988, Darmstadt, Hesse Page 12 the stars and stripes wednesday july 20, 1988 Berra wowing fans As new movie critic from press dispatches Yogi Berra in t catching balls any More just movies. Once a month he leaves the dugout of the Houston astros for the Balcony to become one of the most irreverent film critics the movie Industry has Ever known on to s Yogi at the with his delightful Malaprop isms Berra does t examine artistic Merit or a film s plot but just tells viewers if he enjoyed it. I love movies if i like them quips the plump 206-Pound, 5 foot-8 Berra a onetime new York Yan Kees Catcher and manager. The 30-second to spot was the idea of Tom Villante a sports marketing director and a Yankee Bat boy when Berra was on the team. He said he recalled Berra regaling his teammates with ram bling movie reviews. The reviews shown on 65 . Tele vision stations involve Berra an swering questions from an off screen voice. Some samples Yogi did you get scared during fatal attraction no i Only get scared when it s of Biloxi blues he said it re minded me of being in the army even though i was in the could he guess the ending in masquerade no but towards the end you lasting impressions Brigitte Nielsen and new York jets defensive lineman Mark Gastineau have split up but they can t leave behind one memento of their 6-month engagement. They each have a Tattoo of the other s name on their Bottoms. Nielsen and Gastineau called it quits because their career demands made a stable and Long lasting relationship impossible said her publicist. The couple announced their engagement in february and said in May that they were expecting a baby this fall. However she suffered a miscarriage recently and their relationship dissolved. Skelton bounces Bacic Veteran comedian red Skelton col lapsed during a Benefit performance in Honolulu but returned to finish the show and was greeted by a round of Happy birthday from the audience. Skelton celebrated his 75th birthday monday. Skelton overcome by heat and humidity collapsed into the arms of the sound Crew As he left the stage 90 min utes into his two hour outdoor performance sunday night said Lynn Cook executive director of the March of dimes chapter of the Pacific. Comedian Milton Berle who turned 80 last week came up from the Audi ence to take the microphone As his wife Ruth and Skelton s wife Lothian rushed backstage Cook said. An ambulance Crew administered oxygen and Skelton returned to the stage and finished the show. Wash and Fry no Sun no Sand no uneven Tan is the Promise at a Coin operated laundry in Gardendale ala., where customers bask under the lights while their clothes spin in the machines. Joe Thomas taking a Cue from Laun dries that have installed delis and bars put a tanning bed in his laundry this Spring and the tanning lights stay on most of the Day. The bed costs $4 for 15 min utes. It s called Joe s washing machine but i m changing the name right now to Joe s washing machine and tanning room said his Mother Helen Archer. Snail eating Champ last year s Champion Snail eater broke his own record sunday in the 1988 world championships in the town of St. Bonnet in the French Alps. Vincent Zew Ulko 48, of Chauff Ayer France ate 267 extra Large snails in 15 minutes organizers said. Last year he couple of knockouts heavyweight boxing Champ Mike Tyson and his wife actress Robin Givens pose with a diet Pepsi in an advertisement they made for the soft drink. The and debuted in . Television last week. Swallowed just 232, but still won the con test. Clothes that Wear a one size fits All polyester dress May bring sneers to the lips of Paris fashion moguls but for 10 years it has made Diane Freis laugh All the Way to the Bank. The Avant Garde american designer based in Hong Kong has clinched her claim to fashion Fame with brilliantly hued garments that can be stuffed into a purse dragged across the country and still emerge a wrinkled. She says her secret is she makes clothes that real people can Wear. Fashion is not just an isolated Art with no relevance to lifestyle she said. Clothes must be stars and stripes bookstores stars and stripes bookstores co 7"vbihb i Holiday fantasies i Tutti Iii co temperatures Are on the Rise along with Holiday fantasies and amorous longings. But in today s sexual climate whirlwind Romance is More Likely to remain aboveboard than under the covers. This upcoming Issue of Harper s Bazaar contains the feature summer lovers a guide to sex smart relationships on the love front. Also in this Issue surfer styles for hanging 10 or just hanging out the warm weather melt Down diet 18 world famous models show off the season s Best looks and talk about their lives and goals the and Downs of mothering by proxy and More Harper s Bazaar is available for $2.50 of cd Colu Coa Coa stars and stripes bookstores stars and stripes bookstores
