European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - May 20, 1990, Darmstadt, Hesse                                On video videos crimes and misdemeanours rated pg-13. Woody Allens latest is his most daring mix yet of comedy and drama laughs and Frozen tears. It is basically two movies juxtaposed a near melodrama about a wealthy ophthalmologist Martin Landau who decides to destroy his troublesome mistress Anjelica Huston and a neb Bish documentary director Allen caught in a Triangle with two to successes Mia Farrow and Alan Alda. The crimes of one Story Are echoed in the misdemeanours of the other and in both Allen delivers a stinging rebuke to the contemporary worship of appearances situational ethics amoral hypocrisy and Success at any Cost. In this movie god s Eye May be temporarily blinded but the Eye of Sven Nykvist s camera a fiercely lovingly a sees All. Penn and Teller get killed rated r if you like Penn and Teller you will no doubt tolerate Penn and Teller get killed. If you do not like them you will Hope they get killed after wasting your time on this dreadful comedy in which Penn Quot the tall talking one puts a Price on his own head. Why because he thinks it would be really exciting if someone were trying to Kilt him it in t immediate family rated pg-13. In immediate family a professional couple Glenn close and James Woods arrange to adopt the child of a Barefoot and pregnant teen Mary Stuart Mas Terson. But complications arise when the girl and her Flaky Boyfriend Kevin Dillon want to keep the baby. Director Jonathan Kaplan sets us up for a serious film about a serious topic Only but delivers Little More than a daytime soap opera with a feature film budget. Leather face the Texas Chainsaw massacre Iii rated r. Deep Down inside every Mother loves her child. Even if it is leather face of Texas Chainsaw massacre Fame. The Chainsaw wielding killer is Back in leather face the Texas Chainsaw massacre Iii. As usual he terrorizes tourists in the Texas Backwoods. Director Jeff Burr tries hard to capture the demented sense of humor of Tobe Hooper s original. But the film Only comes into its own toward the end when Burr graphically shows to what grisly lengths a dysfunctional family will go to appear like the functional neighbors next door. For double Hull stomachs Only. How to lambada not rated. A lambada is a simple dance anyone can  honest. That is what instructor Miranda Garrison says at the beginning of How to lambada. But after practising 90 minutes i could not lambada any better than before i met Miranda and her sickeningly Sweet dance pals. To Start the Man wraps his legs around the woman s left knee from this delicate and dangerous position for the Man anyway the couple proceeds to springboard off each other s Knees at 30 Mph thai part i can do. At least with a Broom anyway then comes step two. To facilitate the knee bouncing the face to face couple ungulates High to thigh while moving their feet As if Moon walking on a trampoline for the finishing Louch the woman Arches her Back and Falls backward repeatedly As if having a severe swooning fit. The Man catches his falling partner by placing his hands on her Back and lifting her toward him each time much like baptizing her Baptist style in a River during an earthquake. Halfway through How to lambada i knew it was not for me. I be injured enough women on the dance floor with slow dances. But just when i had All but Given up on lambada Miranda got me Back on my feet with a line i could not refuse Quot once you master the Basic footwork your hips will Tollow  Tell that to my brain Miranda. And my chiropractor a by Max Mcoueen a Cox news service scenes from a crimes and misdemeanours a Alan Alda and Mia Farrow above. Below Anjelica Huston and Martin Landau. Icse were Tho lop 10 Viden Cas settes in u s rentals lot the second week of May according to billboard Maga Ine 1 look who stalking Ria Columbia 2 dead poets society Lou Chlone 3 the abyss lbs Fox 4 sea of love Mca 5 Field of dreams Mca 6 Black rain Paramount 7 Honey i shrunk the kids Disney 8 an innocent Man touchtone 9 casualties of War Ria Columbia 10 parenthood Mca the top 10 video sales were 1 Honey i shrunk the kids Disney teenage mutant ninja turtles Cowa Bunga shred head if lethal weapon 2 Warner Indiana Jones and the last crusade Paramount new kids on the Block a angina Tough live lbs teenage mutant ninja Murlies Case of the killer pizzas family new kids on the Block hanging Tough lbs 8 teenage mutant ninja turtles heroes. Family teenage mutant ninja turtles hot Modding. Family Bambi , May 20. 1990 to plus Page 9