European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - September 2, 1990, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Joe Bob Briggs goes to the drive in movies Page 12 Joe bold tries Ohio state beyond dreams door is a grisly video release made in Columbus Ohio for practically no Money that is one of the strangest movies in be Ever seen. Since in be seen Yvonne de Carlo eating human toes this is a very High compliment. I be watched it twice and i m not sure i totally understand it but i la give it a shot Den is a College student who decides he needs a psychology class to figure out Why a lasagna faced Toothy Dinosaur Demori is trying to eat his head off in his dreams. Sometimes the Demon acts like he s Ben s adorable Little brother Ricky a until Ben remembers that he does no to have an adorable Little brother Ricky. Sometimes the Demon comes to him As a Brunette in a Frederick s of Hollywood outfit. But Ben knows one thing for sure the minds of Ohio state will have the answers. Unfortunately the finest mind Ohio state has to offer is a psych professor who likes to stick a gun in his Eye to see what his students will do. The slime Demon makes a sunday Brunch out of this Guy pretty Early in the second reel. But he does t just Stop with psych professors and disturbed Young undergrads. This Demon is so evil that he starts eating a of no it can t be a the teaching assistants too. Now the Demon is totally in control. And there s never anybody around to answer your questions. And do you know Why the Demon does All this because Ben does no to remember any of his dreams from the time he was 9 years old. And so that makes All the zombies of the underworld furious because. Well i did no to quite get the because part. And also the Demon has to destroy a Page out of a psych Book that tells about this Guy 20 years ago who had the same dreams Ben is having because that would prove the Demon exists and. Actually i done to know what this movie s about but i watched it twice anyhow. Six breasts. Three dead bodies. She Demon. Slimy squid let attack. Foot eating. Head As Lawn ornament. Assorted zombies. Gratuitous voiceover poetry. Drive in Academy award nominations for Darby Vasbinder As the Nek kid Nightmare Witch woman for saying a a you re not the first you re not the last a you re simply next Quot and director writer Jay Woelffel for making the first movie about killer zombies in Purgatory trying to get revenge on people who Don t remember their dreams like they re supposed to. I think. Three stars. Joe Bob says Check it  Joe Bob Howdy and Well met great critic of Gore with the help of a program called Quot adventure construction set Quot i be made an of computer game called Quot Chainsaw zombies Quot and the baby s dedicated to you. Unfortunately its on the Commodore so if you want a copy buy Quot adventure construction set Quot $6 and drop me a line for the game. Its a great plot with Chainsaw Wield the professor has a Way of getting the kids attention in creators Syndicate a beyond dreams  ing zombies aliens and even a couple of gerbils. Sincerely of Yea Haaron Maupin Fresno Ohio dear Aaron you invented a computer game where you Chainsaw gerbils that a such a waste. Does t it Dull the Blade dear Joe Bob How come the . Government sent All those soldiers Down to Panama to get Noree Auguh when he Wasny to there at All my Friend Chris Craig and i saw him at the four seasons mall Here in Greensboro eating at the famous Corn dog. Maybe it was t him but it sure looked like him. Sincerely Paul Mcgregor Greensboro  Paul the four seasons mall in Greensboro is frequently used to House very dangerous prisoners. Its psychologically devastating to them. It totally erodes their self respect and personal Worth. That was  Joe Bob i made a scene laughing this morning at the local Coffee shop. Thought you d enjoy this article Quot custom condoms of Somerville mass., is at the san Francisco gift show introducing a Knight Light Quot the first condom that glows in the dark. The consumer simply holds the condom up to a Light for a few seconds activating a Bright glow that lasts for 15 minutes and an afterglow that lasts for More than five hours. Knight lights will be in gift and Novelty stores by mid March marketed for about $2.50 each As Novelty devices until they receive Fra approval which should take about three months. Quot Adam Glickman one of the founders of custom condom told personal yesterday that the greenish phosphorous Light emitted by the condom is not Strong enough to read a Book or sew a Button on by but it might make people visible to each other. You could put it on your nose for example Quot Pat Markovich Treece Oakland  Pat this stuff happens in the Bay area and i know it goes out on the associated press wire and i know it floods into newsrooms All Over America and then the idiots choosing what a news and what a not never put it in the papers. I could have been flicking my Bic All this time. Joe Bob Briggs the drive in movie critic used to work in a newsroom but now offends a wider audience As a syndicated columnist for creators Syndicate inc. To plus sunday september 2,1990