European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - October 21, 1990, Darmstadt, Hesse We i on videos ghosts can to do it rated r. Available at cafes video rental outlets first there was tar Zan the ape Man the one were she said a i think ill take a Bath now and let Miles of Keeffe talk. Then there was Bolero the one where she spent two hours trying to get rid of her virginity and finally told a Matador a i a make that thing work the Matador had been gored by a Bull and now just when you thought it was Safe to braid your hair again comes the finest collaboration Between a husband and wife team since Ferdinand and Imelda discovered Geneva Bank accounts. You know what in a talking about. Its to. After six years of silence to a is it time to get no kid again John a Derek returns to the big screen with the most sensitive portrayal of her career ghosts can to do it. I should Tell you right up front the title Means what you think it Means. But that a not what la get to you about this movie. The More important thing is to s co Star is Anthony Quinn ? i had to get inside the drive in before i found this out though because Anthony Quinn a name is not on the poster not on the marquee not on the press kit a its almost like somebody said a take Anthony Quinn a name off this movie. People done to Wanna see that Guy. They Wanna see anyway As i was about to Tell you the husband wife team of to and John Derek constantly sets new standards for originality in screenwriting. You Arentt Gonna believe this but in a Gonna Tell you anyhow to Derek and Anthony Quinn Are married living on a ranch in Montana but Tony keeps falling off his horse and then to lets him bite her lip like a horse until he feels better. He wants to know what Shell do if he Dies. A i will not cry i will not Wear ugly Black and i file to takes a Bath in a ghosts can to do it. A will go Forward with your strength a she says while wearing a designer ski Cap and a fur Parka. Next thing they find out Anthony can to get a new heart because he a too old. So to dresses up in an Indian Blanket and sits in the Snow until Anthony wants to bite her lip again. Then to puts on a Silver Fox hat with the Fox head still on it. Then they go Cross country skiing and Anthony gets out of breath. A a you re scaring me great one a says to. In a not making up this dialogue. Then one night Anthony kills himself with a Shotgun and leaves her a suicide note a you Al ways said you would forgive it gets worse. In Purgatory Anthony starts flirting with a Bimbo Angel with a Butterfly strapped to her hand. He can to stand it anymore so he appears to to. A you could have taken pills Quot she tells him. A real men done to eat quiche a he answers. Next thing to decides to do what most widows do a go to the Maldive islands and scuba disc in a Coral reef. She jumps up and Down on the Beach rips off her bathing suit and starts screaming at Anthony. She wants sex she says. A ghosts can to do it a he tells her. A you blew your head off i did no to she screams Back at him. Then this Hunkar onic named Leo Damien sees her sunbonnet with coloured beads on it and Falls in love. Unfortunately Leo Damien has the personality of a Grapefruit. A Are you romancing me a she asks him. A yes your Beauty demands next she stores her two Billon Dollar pearls in a Safe hiding place and takes a Bath. Anthony begs her to a Zap him and use his body a meaning kill Leo Damian so Anthony can seep into his Hunky Bod from Purgatory. So to goes out on a raft and discusses of with Leo. A my dead husband wants to possess your body a she tells him adjusting her Sun hat and shades. Now Don Murray shows up still looking for his first decent role since bus Stop and explains to to Why Anthony had to blow his head off a what else could he do he loved there a More. Time to go to Hong Kong time to go to Hong Kong for a business meeting with Donald Trump yes its really him Are you following this they sit across this big Board room conference table and to says a this City will be reduced to dust before you Best a a you re too pretty to be bad a says the Donald. A you noticed a says to. Then to and Don Murray Start dancing on a wharf Skinny dip a Little and then she says a Wilt you kiss me a time to go Back to the Maldive islands to flies the plane herself and tells Don Murray a the great one is Here in the plane with us and he thinks a love is our then to mixes up a rat Poison and papaya juice cocktail and gives it to Leo Damian but before Leo drinks it he pulls a machine gun and steals her pearls. To has to Kung fun him on a Pool table but at the last minute she decides not to kill him. Anthony is very . A a in a outta Here. In a history a Anthony tells her. In order to console herself to plunges her head in the hot tub. So then to tells Anthony that of sure she wants to kill Leo. A it could mean hell forever a Anthony tells her. A a we re going for it a shouts to. So she jumps on a Sailboat and goes searching for Leo but first she has to rough up the mayor to find out Why they let him out of jail and then she finds out Leo is already at the Bottom of the Ocean fouled up in some fishing lines about to die. She gets to him just in time to give him artificial respiration. Anthony Quinn slips into Leo Damian a body and for the rest of the movie she has sex with a Guy who looks like Leo and talks like Anthony. Then she puts on a flowered Bonnet and grins. Whew they done to make pm like this anymore do they Joe Bob Briggs a creators Syndicate top ten videos those were the top 10 video Cassells in . Rentals last week according to billboard magazine.1 glory Ria Columbia. 2 driving miss Daisy Warrior. 3 born on the fourth of july Mca Universal. 4 bad influence Ria Columbia. 5 Joe versus the Volcano Warner. 6 Stella Touchstone 7 internal affairs Paramount. 8 Peter pan cartoon Disney. 9 hard to kill Warner 10 All dogs go to heaven Warner top 10 videos sales were 1 Peter pan cartoon Disney. 2 All dogs go to heaven Mem a 3 the Little Mermaid Disney. 4 step by step new kids on the blocks is. 5 Peter pan with Mary Martin Ria Columbia. 6 the sound of music lbs Fox. 7 the King and i lbs Fox. 8 . Hammer please Hammer done to Hurt Mem Capitol. 9 Carousel lbs Fox. J 10 teenage mutant ninja turtles super Rock steady family. October 21,1990 sunday to plus c
