European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - December 9, 1990, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Back Home hitting the lottery could make you one David Grimes Sarasota Ela Herald Tribune did t win the big $105 million Florida lot try this summer and its probably just As Well. A everybody seems to think that his or her lives would be changed for the better by winning the lottery but in a not so sure. If you be never had a great Deal of Money having $105 million suddenly drop in your Lap could cause All sorts of problems. For example you can to just stuff $105 million in  and hide it under your mattress. You have to hand your Money Over to an investment coun Schlor whatever that is so you done to do something foolish like running out and buying $105 million Worth of or. Coffee filters. Besides an investment Counselor you re also going to need a lawyer an accountant a stockbroker and who knows what other species of High priced help. Spot Quot a new film with Don Johnson and Jennifer Connelly is Cooling off quickly. Page 4, r a Quot Quot Quot. A a i re i 1 v a a a a i # a a a a a adj i v i o q Sqq 0 o o q u Quot you never had any reason a of desire a to Deal with these people before you got Rich but now they re swarming around you Tike fire ants Only with fancier suits. You la have to listen to hours and hours of financial gibberish about debentures and equity and deferred payments and what not even though you would much rather be planted in front of the tube snoring Down cheese doodles and watching a Rocky arid bullwinkle Quot reruns. Another bad thing about winning the lottery is that you might be tempted to buy a bigger House. In order to do this you will have to Deal wit More lawyers More Bankers and perhaps most fright Ching of All real estate agents. Buying a new House is also one of the leading causes of moving which is a Nightmare to be avoided by people of All income Levels. Your old furniture including the Coffee table made out of a closet door and two cinder blocks will look out of place in your new Home so you la have to go out and buy some fancy new stuff. This Means that you wont be shopping at bobs used. Furniture and septic tank service anymore but at a place that is run by someone named or Rene who specializes in a a collectibles a Selling for a variety of prices such As $12,987. You May even a wind up hiring an Interior decorator whatever that is and worrying about such things As valances. A a \ a a a a. A. Yet another drawback to winning the lottery is travel Many people Start out thinking that travel discontents cover Annette of Toole and William Petersen arc Ift �?o77ic Kennedy of Massachusetts. Quot Page 10. Observations Milu Vanilli in step with fraud How can the military save Money a Hollywood shoptalk. News on ninja turtles Quot ghost 4-5 6 on videos the latest Emest film and other videos to briefs .7 Jim gamer is battered but unbowed this weeks films. 8-9 Quot dances Vith wolves Quot a three hours Well spent Complete cafes circuit listings on television 10 a miniseries looks at the Kennedy clan television listings 1m4 local Cable awl satellite schedules. A 15 Home front electronic keyboard play and team tips on photography. Books 1617 Gulf crisis making prophecy profitable James j. Kilpatrick on deadly dangles science and the world �.�.18 tackling the old problem of aging at a glance Kuwait Odds amp ends 19 guilt Moscan t leave Home without it _ genealogy and Horoscope last laugh 24 pave Bany cartoons from around the world computers can Access some of your wildest fantasies Page 15, exotic or broadening Only to find out once they be done a bit of it that its nothing of the kind. For one thing if you travel far enough you run the very real risk of ending up in a foreign country perhaps even a foreign country where the citizens a and i am being absolutely serious Here a done to speak English. Yes. And what a worse if you speak to these people in English they will pretend they done to understand remember this happening to me once in an extremely foreign country called  i was 16 years old at the time and i asked a Bookstore manager a question regarding the City a Many cultural offerings. Quot where do you keep your pornography a was i think How i phrased it. Quot Dis Moi be que to manges it be Dirac cd que tues a Tell Mewha you eat and i will Tell you what you Alcor something like that said the Bookstore manager a you know a i said a the magazines with the naked women in  a Quot nos Vertus be sont be plus solvent que Des vices de guises a Quot our Virtues Are often Only vices in disguise said the manager More or less. Quot never mind a i said heading for the door. A Squi Vit sans Folie no est Pas is Sage Quail Croft a Quot who lives without Folly is not As Wise As he think Sis what i remember the manager saying. 1 winning the lottery sounds like a Good idea but once you make a list of All the problems Money can bring you might decide that you re better off poor. Vietnam Veteran Michael Peterson has written a War novel with a message Page 16, to pigs is a weekly supplement of the stars and stripes editors John Taylor  Sarah Botorff Art director Sharon Kilday production Lisa Williams Denise Adams editorial assistance Louis Pierce Marian Hamilton to pos sunday december 9,1990