European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - April 26, 1991, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 18 8 the stars and stripes Friday april 26, 1991 faces a it places from wire reports West Virginia supreme court Justice Richard Neely referred to himself As the nations stupidest and Laziest Jurist in a want and aimed at attracting prospective Law clerks. A a you be got to come up with an act to get the Good people to come to you a Neely said. He said that he tired the self depreciating language to compete against recruiters from More prestigious courts and Law firms. A the advertisement in the april 12 Issue of the University of Virginia Law weekly read a West Virginia a infamous once and future chief Justice Richard Neely americans Laziest and dumbest judge seeks a Bright person to keep him from looking stupid. A preference will be Given to . Law students who studied interesting but useless subjects at snobby schools. If you Are dead drunk and miss the interviews Send letters a Neely said competing firms Are willing to pay up to $85,000, far More than the $42,500 he can offer. The Way to get the Best students is to give them something outrageous he  spouts Odd exception a a new ordinance in Novit mich., specifics what Days residents can water their lawns a unless a kid is running through the sprinkler. 1 in that Case any Days Fine. Since tuesday residents must rotate Lawn watering in accordance with their House numbers a even or Odd. But the Law exempts Homes where sprinklers Are being used by children. The ordinance was passed to avoid water pressure problems in the Oakland county Community until a larger pipeline linking it with the Detroit system can be installed. Councilwoman Nancy Cassis voted for the exemption for children and said the system satisfies developers but inconveniences residents. A if i want my Lawn watered ill have my daughter just go out and put on her bathing suit a resident Janet Salpietra  part time Doorman when he was mayor of new York doors throughout the City were opened for de Koch. Returning to Erica to life sometimes Means having to open them itself. The former mayor signed up for part time duty As Doorman at his Greenwich Village apartment building one of 2,800 hit by a Handyman a strike. But another celebrity Tennant Isnit volunteering. A i done to have the time a said former congresswoman Bella Abzug. A and i done to want to take Over Conan the fitness Buff Arnold Schwarzenegger does set ups with Christopher Mendez 9, during a visit to Jefferson elementary school in Mew Britain Conn. The bodybuilder movie Star and chairman of the president s Council on physical fitness and sports is visiting ail 50 states promoting physical fitness. Quot by the year 2000," Schwarzenegger said Quot we should have this whole thing turned around and make our children fit again. That is my  Peoples jobs As a matter of  Bush gets help with pc president Bush tried out his first computer wednesday tapping away at a pc newly installed in his Oval office study. A it was fun a the self confessed a computer illiterate said afterwards. A White House computer expert is giving the president half hour lessons once or twice weekly. Bush a two fingered typist who Bangs out notes by the score on an old manual typewriter said last week he was making computer literacy a personal goal a to prove no ones Ever too old to  Bush is trying to keep Pace with first lady Barbara Bush who carries a Laptop on her travels and keeps her diary on a computer disk.  july Iagle pc Nool bus is in Germany. And the writer Joanna Cole and Illustrator Bruce Degen Are coming to stars and stripes bookstores Stuttgart Vogely veh shopping Center Robinson Barracks wednesday 1 May 3 5  sunday 28 april 2-4 . A y a at the waterworks $2 s a. A a inside the human body $35 sz95 v m. A w a a a a w w a a a a a a inside the Earth s2 95 r lost in the solar system s1s3s is 05 in Arnold