European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - August 17, 1991, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Saturday August 17, 1991 the stars and stripes a Page 19 Ann Landers dear Ann Landers in be read your column for Many years and have Learned a lot from the advice you have Given others. Now i need help. In be been married for 46 Happy years. I have always been a bargain Hunter and a Saver and have managed to put aside about $35,000. I decided not to put this Money in the Bank because i did no to want my husband to know about it. Now he is retired and i would like to do something wonderful with it such As pay for a Lovely belated honeymoon but i done to know what to Tell him. Also i done to want to get into any trouble with the internal Revenue service. Secret Saver in Conn dear secret Saver done to worry about the irs. The Money you have Squirrel led away has already been taxed. Simply Tell your husband that you have a wonderful Surprise. When a his birthday i predict that he will be very pleased. A i must say that what you did while admirable Wasny to very smart. First you deprived yourself of the interest on the Money which would have come to a tidy sum had it been in a Bank. Second you risked losing the Money in a fire. Third it might have been stolen. In a glad you were one of the Lucky ones. Drop a postcard from your trip and Tell me you re having a wonderful time. Dear readers this information appeared in a Alert for consume today a crossword g it dear Abby dear Abby the letter signed a frustrated in Florida really burned me up. A a frustrated had a married stepdaughter who lived out of state and this nervy Young woman invited another married couple and their two children to accompany her to their Home for six Days 1 Well i have some suggestions for a a frustrated if that stepdaughter should show up again with or without her friends 1. Have soiled sheets on the Beds. 2. Have the fridge very Low on food a no snacks. 3. Undertook the eggs. 4. Scorch the Beans use an expendable pot. 5. Burn the potatoes. 6. Intrude on their private talks. 7. Bone up on some polite classical insults including references to Moocher and deadbeats. 8. Get rough bathroom tissue. 9. Put out a Short Supply of cheap very cheap towels and was rags. 10. Lock the Good sheets and towels away or a a store them at a Good friends for a few Days. 11. Done to Wash the dishes next mealtime exclaim a ooh my the dishes Arentt washed. You ladies will have to help me do them a ers a a publication put out by the Federal Trade commission office of consumer business education beware of employment ads directing applicants to Call a 900 number. You will be charged either a Flat fee or a per minute charge for each 900 Call. The Federal Trade commission recently sued two companies advertising jobs in the United states using 900 numbers. These companies not Only failed to Dis Quot close the Cost of each Call which ranged Between $10 and $18 per Call they also provided Little if any information that would Lead to a Job. The Etc also sued two other firms that advertised overseas jobs for fees As High As $600. One of the companies claimed that it had leads on More than 10,000 available overseas jobs and that its customers would be matched with at least three prospective employers. The Etc charged that few if any of the company s Job seekers received even an interview much less a Job. The Etc suggests the following precautions before you spend Money to respond to Job ads or sign Job placement contracts know what a 900-number Call will Cost before Quot you make the Call. If you have been billed for 900 numbers made to a fraudulent business Contact your Telephone company. It will probably drop the charges although it is not legally obligated to do so. If you Are looking for a Job and want assistance try these resources state Job service offices Post Job vacancies and have referrals. Local and county human resource offices and information referral services offer assistance. C creators Syndicate 12. Have the televisions out for repair. 13. Done to pay to put those sorry bums up at a Motel a let them rent their own rooms. If these Steps done to get rid of them a fumigate a mean old sex Farmer from Kansas dear Abby 1 a Friend of mine who lives in Phoenix lost her Wallet while she was shopping one saturday. The next Day she got a Telephone Call from a Man who told her he had found her Wallet in a garbage can in a Small town 20 Miles from Phoenix. He said there was no Money in the Wallet but her Check Book and credit cards were intact. My Friend offered to drive Down to get it she s 75 years bid but the Man insisted that she a allow him the pleasure of returning it to her monday morning on his Way to work. She was very grateful. Naturally she did no to report her credit cards lost or stolen. You can guess the end of the Story a the Wallet was never returned and she was out More than $4,000 Between the credit charges and checks that were cashed. Abby please warn your readers so they can protect themselves against scams like this. Ellen dear Ellen thanks for telling your friends sad Story As a warning to others. Readers should your credit cards be out of your Possession stolen lost or misplaced a report the loss immediately. 4 c Universal press Syndicate across 1 Backpack feature 6 indigestion Aid for Short 12 county in Louisiana 13 actress. 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