European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - November 21, 1993, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Voices this business of separating garbage � is a Stinker Joebob Briggs goes to the drive Ini just spent the last nine hours separating my garbage into piles. Ask me if i m Happy. We have this new Law that the sanitation department can come write you a ticket for 45 Bucks if you fait to separate your dirty Styro foam from your Grady head and shoulders  be gotta go buy a Bunch of string and tie it around the newspapers tape up big stacks of magazines put the or. Pepper cans in a big barrel but not the same barrel with the Coke bottles they even have Laws about exactly How you re supposed to throw away your phone books. In t this getting a Little specific in the Legal department How often do you throw awls a phone Book once a year right anyhow they really do co Hie and write you a $45 ticket if you Don t do this because it s 500000 important that if we Don t do it the rain Forest will die or something. And All the landfills Are full of disposable diapers so this will help us get rid of some of the stink. And they have these factories that can taker. Pepper cans and turn pm into Patio furniture. Or i Don t know. I have no idea what they re doing with this stuff but i do have questions about it. Num Rouno if every citizen in the country is spending nine hour stuffing their garbage into color coded hefty bags Don t we like take a lot of time away from the Economy i mean it s no big Deal for me cause i Only work about three hours a week but what about the nine hours we take away from Ross Perot should t he be creating three four new companies in that time Numero two of what about Guys who work three jobs and make just 290-Bucks a week How can you Tell pm they be gotta take their dirty hungry Man Frozen dinner containers and sort pm out like Iaun dry in other words this is never Gonna work. I can Al ready Tell. Can i just pay the 45 Bucks and forget it speaking of things that la make your head explode dragon the Bruce Lee Story finally made it to the drive in and i was amazed. I be seen every Bruce Lee flick Ever made yeah i know there Are Only four of pm and i be also seen every movie by Bruce Lebruce i Bruce Lei and every other Bruce imitator Over the last 20 years. But this Guy Jason Scott Lee is incredible. He does t really look like Bruce but after the second scene you think he looks like Bruce. He s not really a martial artist but after the first fight scene you believe he must Nave been on of those kids who was a Black Belt at age six. It s great. I highly recommend it. The fight scenes alone Are Worth the whole ticket Price enchilada. One dead body. You know who hot water scalding. Gratuitous Nancy Kwan. Nine great Kuangfu sequences including one where Bruce trashes his Rowjohn Cheung and Jason Scott Lee aim for serious chop Socky in Dnton the Bruce Lee Story. Own House. Demon fun. Drive in Academy award nominations for Sven old Thorsen As the huge Demon with a sword who appears out of Blue smoke beats up on Bruce Lauren Holly As Bruce s for saying Stop whining and Start fighting and getting pregnant every time the plot needs it Michael Learned As  mom for saying the world needs hamburgers it does t need judo Rob Cohen the director for doing it the drive in Way and Jason Scott Lee for saying Belike water and emotion can be the enemy and it s not strength that matters it s focus and i Elbeat any Man in this room in 60  four stars. Joe Bob says Check it out. Joe Bob s advice to the hopeless Victory Over communism the Bass Hill drive Inin Sydney Australia still packs pm in under the kindly management of David Calcott. William boy Leof rapid City s.d., reminds us that with eternal vigilance the drive in will never , Joe Bob just wanted to drop you a line and thank you forthe delightful compliment it your review of they bite. I was Melody Duncan the Beautiful Brunette ichthyologists you referred to my husband really enjoys Reading your hilarious weekly drive in fun re View and is even More thrilled that his wife was Inone. Thanks again Donna Rotsch Corlando Fla. Dear Donna you were probably the most fetching ichthyologists be Ever had the Chance to review. Dear Joe Bob. I am continually amazed at the Quality of you writing. I m not talking about your movie reviews which i read All the time and find quite hilarious usually. But what really strikes me is your ability to write acid etched social commentary that is right on the Mark. I m thinking specifically of your article about the klan As Well As others on aids the Kennedy racism and others. It s obvious you Are not just a movie critic but an exception at writer of note and i Hope to continue to read what you have to say. Your article on the  me of an old saying at the commune i used to live at what you put your attention into you get More  the Media and others just unplugged from these dudes maybe they would disappear. David Friedlander Nashville  David you used to live in a commune and you re writing me a letter maybe there s Hope yet. Preci ate it Bud. Joe Bob husband i had a Nightmare where my wife turned into a Centipede and i had to keep it in pan tyhose.". Consensual sex bedroom ayes. There s a girl in the hat factory who claimed sex Ual harassment she was always getting Felt. Cross pee wee Herman with Mabell you get reach out and touch yourself Shelby Friedman Dallas dear Shelby. Was that really necessary Don t answer that. Creator synd cat to discus the meaning of life with Joe Bob. Or to pm to junk in to mail and hit world famous a Mittar Hijo boo report writ Jobob Briggs . To 2002. Dallas. To thai 75221. Jobob tax lint i always open 214 368-2310. About children and to ask the kids Linda Everbee Merica has gone from being one of the safest to one of the most violent coun tries on Earth. Nobody is claiming to violence is the Only cause of violence in real life. Sadly we live in a world shaped by poverty overcrowding hunger joblessness drug addition and by the easy availability of guns. But then what do we see on to More violence. Thanks to the Miracle of television the average american kid today is said to watch 8,000 murders and 100,000 acts of violence before finishing elementary school. For several months americans have debated the subject of television violence and its effect on kids. Does watching violence make you violent Doe watching violence desensitize you to violence do kids see so much violence that they Don t care any More when people get Hurt or die a Good debate to have but one could not help noticing that no one was asking Ftp