European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - May 1, 1994, Darmstadt, Hesse Robyn Kelly and Vince Murdocco in flesh Gordon 2 flesh Gordon meets the cosmic cheerleaders. Lonely topless dancer who gets taken Home by a Vampire and ends up thinking its Kinda actress the runners up Are Brigitte Bako red shoe diaries,-.As the pouty tipped Brunette who has a Nice Boyfriend who wants to marry her but she gets a Chance to have wild Anima sex with a construction worker. Sandahl Bergman body of influence As the sensitive confused Youn housewife who has hot sex with Nick Cassavetes on his shrink Couch Jessica Hahn Bikini summer 2, As the nymphomaniac Home shopping network addict who Rolls around her bed All Day dressed in victorians secret lingerie fantasizing about Jeff Conaway Elena Sahagun intent to kill As the Hooker with a heart of Lead. And the Winner is. Brigitte Nielsen chained heat 2, As the Warden of the meanest women a prison in slime Ball the runners up Are Eric Braeden the ambulance As the creep la doctor who abducts diabetics. Uri Gavriel prison heat As the sadistic Warden who runs a White slavery operation. Christopher Walken Day of atonement As the arrogant chilean German drug trafficker. Doug Wert Dracula rising As the evil Vampire who says a she has very Sweet blood a i can smell it a its what we vampires Call blood and the Winner is. Lance Henriksen hard target a sadistic piano playing killer who charges Rich Guys $500,000 to play a a a games where a homeless Guy is Given $10,000 and told that if he makes it 10 Miles to the Mississippi River he gets to keep the Money. If he does no to make it the Hunters kill him with a gut ripping laser Arrow. Best flick. The runners up Are dark tide about a Bimbo scuba diver who goes to a tropical Island Paradise to meet her Boyfriend. Fit to kill the classic Story of Brach Bunny spies taking a Bath in a Waterfall when they re suddenly interrupted by a paintball attack. Running Cool the first environmentalist Handi capped rights biker movie. To sleep with a Vampire about a Guy who takes a topless dancer Home on his motorcycle and confesses he a a Vampire. And the Winner is. Was there Ever any doubt dra Gyp the Bruce Lee Story about a Little boy who has nightmares All the time about a giant Demon in a spiked helmet but learns Kung fun. Joe Bob says Check Mem All out. Creators Syndicate remembering the Nixon who betrayed the Constitution Linda i n the aftermath of the death of Richard Nixon i have listened to people on the radio and on television telling me what a swell Guy Nixon was after All what a great statesman what a misunderstood Leader. Universal slime Ball Champion Lance Henrikson is in the Middle of a cold blooded game of death in hard target not. If there a one thing we did do it was understand Richard Nixon. I remember the night of aug. 8,1974.1 stood in times Square with a to Remote unit and hundreds of people watching my networks Monitor As the president of the United states told us he would quit the next Day. It was a sad moment. But there was one thing Clear to every single person standing in times Square and it was this Richard Nixon needed to quit. It was the Only right thing he could do. We understood Nixon that night. We understood him before that too. Actually watergate was not complicated. It was at its most Basic one Story was played Over in different circumstances but it was always a Story about cheating to win and lying when caught. I am told that Only the old and Middle aged re member the hostility he evoked and i believe that must be so because today i kept hearing people say a ooh he was of it was just that he had some Guys around him that were Over enthusiastic Guys who went a Little Loo far you know Quot certainly Nixon himself tried to hold to that View. A others in my Campaign and in my administration Quot he wrote later a attempted to cover and he added a while i was not involved in the decision to conduct the break in i should have set a higher Standard for the conduct of the people who participated in my Campaign and administration Quot but that was not what happened. Nixon was not the victim of injudicious behaviour of the men around him. Perhaps he knew nothing of the attempted burglary of democratic Headquarters before it took place but he Richard Nixon part Sidcot of the United states directed the cover up of that burglary attempt and there was an audio tape that proved it. As for the a the was a foreign policy giant argument i remember that he was also the Man who authorized the secret and illegal bombing of Cambodia and the biggest Campaign of organized spying on american citizens in the history of this country. Power does not alway corrupt but it always seduces. When you Are president its hard to re Mem. Bar that you re a caretaker not the owner. The sat urday night massacre when Nixon fired the watergate special prosecutor reminded people who a it wed the place a and what the deed said. From that moment what counted was not the lies. The tapes or the dirty tricks but the belief of the american people that the Power of the president a any president a was no match for the Power of a Little piece of paper. Call it a Constitution. Call it a deed. Whatever you Call it a if it was right then Nixon was wrong. Let us not now from sentiment or simply too much time gone by attempt to rewrite such an important moment in our history a important because in the end watergate was not the Story of the failure of a president. It was the Story of the Triumph of the Constitution. A. And so it goes. King features Syndicate May 1,1994 sunday Page 11
