European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - September 02, 1995, Darmstadt, Hesse                                I miners Over pats in the Allan Malamud los Angeles times n otes on a scorecard guaranteed to happen during the nil season that begins sunday and will provide live entertainment in most major  cities. Coaches will say that games Are decided in the trenches and spectators will pay attention to Only the skill positions there will be no ties. Heart sues will be More important than 40-Yard clash times. Acc West standings 1. Oakland 2. San Diego 3 Denver 4. Kansas City 5. Seattle Bill Parcells of the new England patriots will do the Best coaching Job. The consistent bengals will finish 3 13 for the third straight year the new York giants will be Happy they got stuck with Tyrone Wheatley. The Oakland raiders will learn How to line up onside. Thirty general managers will complain about a Lack of depth. Acc Central standings 1, _ Pittsburgh 2 Cleveland 3 Houston 4 Jacksonville 5. Cincinnati giant outfielder Deion Sanders will become a year round san Francisco employee. Drew Bledsoe will be acc most valuable Placer. Steve Young will repeat As pfc most valuable player Clemson wll easily outdraw the Carolina panthers at Clemson. Somebody will suggest that Karl Malone would make a great tight end. Acc East standings 1. New England 2 Miami 3 Indianapolis 4 Buffalo 5. New York jets quarterback Dave Kring will be the Arizona cardinals gain and the Detroit Lions loss one of Krieg s wide receivers Frank Sanders from Auburn will be a Rookie of the year contender. As usual the Miami dolphins will be overrated. A lot of people inside and outside Chicago will Root for Chris month to have a big year. Jacksonville  will win six games Between them. Troy Aikman will be the Leader of the. Dallas cowboys not Barry Switzer or Jerry Jones. Pfc West standings 1, san 7. Francisco 2. Atlanta 3. New Orleans 4. St. Louis 5. Carolina. Officials conferences will last nearly As Long As instant replay reviews. Bam Morris will make Pittsburgh Styc Ler fans forget Barry Foster. James Stewart will make Jacksonville Jaguar fans forget Barry Foster new Orleans will still have the French Quarter and Bourbon Street but won t be quite the same without Morten Andersen. Vince Evans 40, will win a game for Bam Morris battling bucs in the preseason follows Barry Foster in Pittsburgh. The raiders with a touchdown pass. A 1,000-Yard Rushing season will be considered a big Deal even though it comes out to an average of Only 63 Yards a game. Bobby Ross won t get enough credit _ for the san Diego chargers Success. Pfc Central standings 1. Chicago 2. Minnesota 3. Detroit 4. Green Bay 5. Tampa Bay. Rookie Eric Zeier will replace Vinny Testaverde As the Cleveland Browns starting quarterback by mid season once again the refrain will be Washington first in peace first in War and last in the pfc East. Jet coach Rich Kotite is. The new York tabloids will be a Dandy matchup the Atlanta Falcons will rely on Jeff George too much. Al Davis will threaten to move the raiders South. Artificial turf will tear up More Knees and league executives will look the other Way. There will be More than electricity in the air at Raider games in Oakland Abc commentator Joe Montana will criticize some players but not the Sari Francisco 49er or Kansas City chief quarterbacks ,. You will find a lot of unfamiliar names starting for familiar teams. Pfc East standings 1. Dallas 2. Arizona 3 new York giants 4. Philadelphia 5. Washington. Acc wild cards san Diego Cleveland Miami. Pfc wild cards Minnesota Arizona giants acc Champion new England. Pfc Champion san Francisco. Super bowl Champion san Francisco. � in More than 30 years on the los Angeles sports beat i can t recall the hiring of a coach that met with More. Approval than that of Larry Robinson by the Kings. The los Angeles dodgers should t have called up former replacement player Mike Busch. I mean this in t a team known for its chemistry even in the Best of times the last thing it needs during the stretch run is unrest in the clubhouse. If Dave Hansen shows he can t do the Job at third base Why not move Chad Fonville the Jack of All positions to third and return Roberto Kelly to left Field Best late season acquisition appears to be David Wells the left handed Pitcher the Cincinnati reds got from the " Detroit tigers heat should t be much of a Factor during the Urcla Miami game today at the Rose bowl because Kickoff will be at 5pm. Put. Among sports crazier rules is the one in Tennis stipulating that a player who suffers cramps judged to be a result of a Lack of physical fitness lose by default if he receives treatment on the court. What s next suspending unfit baseball players who suffer pulled Muscles. Look alikes golfer Colin Montgomerie and new England Patriot coach Bill Parcells. Heavyweight title Calendar Oliver Mccall defends his world boxing Council title against Frank Bruno today in London. Axel Schulz faces Francois Botha dec. 9 in Germany for the International boxing federation title vacated by George Foreman. But the heavyweight fight i m looking Forward to is Lennox Lewis Tommy Morrison oct. 7 at Atlantic City a matchup of Strong punchers with weak chins. Which was the bigger rip off three Seahawk players being fined $1,0.00 apiece for eating hot dogs on the sidelines during an exhibition Garne against the 49crs or ring siders being charged $1,500 for the Mik Tyson Peter Mcneil by fiasco of course the hot dogs lasted longer. Urcla is ranked l5 re in die nation in the associated press football poll and fifth in the Pacific 10 conference by. Sports illustrated. More will be known. About these puzzling Bruins after the first three games against Miami at the. Rose , Brigham Young at. Provo on sept. 9, and Oregon at the Rose bowl on sept 16. V this is the Lith time during Terry Donahue s 20 years As coach that the Bruins will be opening against a r nationally ranked team. They split the previous 10. V " Miami is ranked no. 12 in the a poll several notches below the hurricanes customary spot. The Talent level in t what it has been said Hank Goldberg a Veteran Miami radio talk show Host and esp commentator. I think new coach Butch Davis was taken Aback a Little when he saw what he had in Spring practice. There was More there when he left for the Dallas cowboys with Jimmy johnson.". Among Miami s strengths Are team Speed and wide receiver. V the question is whether the starting quarterback Ryan Collins can get the Ball to those receivers Goldberg said. Keith Jackson was in mid season. V form during the Ohio state Boston College telecast sunday. Jackson is to College football what pm Scully is to baseball and Chick Heam to pro basketball. V during an esp feature on College fight songs the other Day Beano Cook neglected to mention the most " underrated Penn states Houston Oiler coach. Jeff Fisher is a former us defensive Back who lists South Bend ind., of All places As his favorite College town. Maybe it s because the trojans Defeated the Irish 42-23 in 1979 during Fisher s Only appearance at notre Dame stadium. San Diego Pitcher Fernando Vallenzuela who is 4-3 with a 5.08 Era no longer relics on a screwball. He throws a fastball and change up More often.  a Monica Seles Steffi Graf women  in the . Open would attract even More interest than an Andre Agassi Pete Sampras men . Best race in the major league s this season might be the one Between Mike Piazza and Tony Gwynn for the National league batting title. With the Phillies leading the dodgers 17-4 in the sixth inning last week Vin Scully said on the radio if you re keeping score which would be a remarkable feat on your part. H official figures released by the Nevada state athletic commission show that the Mike Tyson Peter Mcneeley fiasco at the Mem grand on aug. 19 Drew a paid crowd of 16,113 and a Gate of $13,965,600. The Gate is More than twice As big As any in Las vegas history and is believed to be a world boxing record. Pages beyond the game september 2-8, 1995