European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - September 03, 1995, Darmstadt, Hesse Write on . Jury Joe Bob br1ggs goes to the drive Ino Only in California. People keep getting kicked off the . Jury for planning to write a first of All what difference does it make nine million people a Day decide their life is so danged fascinating they la write a Book about it but none of them Ever actually do it. And those who do do it the two or three who actually scratch it out can t write Worth a flip so they can it. You might As Well kick people off the jury for vow ing to move to Hawaii after this is All Over cause they re not Gonna do that either. But let s assume there was a publisher who decided to buy one of these juror s stories and go up against the Joe Mcginnis Book and the Dominick Dunne Book and the 10 other books that will already be out by the time it s Over. I m still wondering what the Heck difference docs it make Vwe d just have an eyewitness account of a year of Claustrophobic living and bickering and a Boring re telling of the jury deliberations. Or if we really lucked out an exciting a chef a Lingo the jury deliberations. But the idea seems to be Well if the Guy is writ ing a Book then he won t be a fair Why not let s assume he s biased As hell which. Way is he Gonna vote to make his Book come out bet Ter guilty or innocent if . Is guilty it s a great trial Story. If . Is innocent it s still a great trial Story so How could this possibly affect the outcome of the trial i in s just Gonna go ahead Ancl vote his con science and then write about it. The last time i. Looked it was t illegal to write about something but what i really Wanna know is How did the judge find out they were writing books apparently they were taking notes and the notes. Were seized by deputies and blah blah blah. What a Bunch of dummies. All they had to do was sit through the trial then order a trial transcript they could probably even get a publisher to pay for it. Heck they could probably just watch the court to videos that arc already bin arc leased. Every Day s coverage would remind them of what was happening behind the scenes on that Day. They. Could reconstruct it. And voila half million Dol Lara Dyance from Grove Atlantic. I be done three hour interviews during which i be written Down nothing to give the person the impression that i was not going to print what he was saying. I had it All on tape anyway. This stuff is easy. What we should really be Wor ried about is that there Are people so dumb they can t figure out How to do it sitting on the jury of the most celebrated trial of the Century. Speaking of great american stories America s deadliest Home video is the Best i3-Movic of the year and inc Only one absolutely no one has seen. They re having a rough time getting Hie word out on this baby in spite of the top notch performance of the legendary Danny Bonaduce of Partridge fam ily and substance abuse Fame. Danny plays a nerdy husband who s in love with his camcorder and the whole movie is his attempt to record his life for the teacher Danny Bonaduce gets busted again in the hilarious America s deadliest Home video unfortunately his desire for More and More reality results in getting his wife on tape while she s hav ing sex with another Man. Thinking quickly he steals the family Van and sets off across America doing goofball poses in Corn Fields Bird dogging women on the streets of Chicago and eventually filming a Guy who pushes a stolen car off a Cliff into a Rock Quarry in Wisconsin. Jump Cut to a crazed woman with a Shotgun staring Down the barrel of his fish Eye Lens asking him what the f is up. Welcome to the Clint dryer gang three convenience store specialists who decide they Kinda like having their exploits recorded on tape. Ancl pretty soon we be got spinal Tup meets in Tsyrul born killers. Every scene of the flick is seen through Danny s which sounds like it mjg lit gel Kinda old but it does t a tall. Iri fact the psycho killer gang Leader eventually decides he wants to do a Little camera work of his own starring his abused Blond Girlfriend and her Victoria s secret wardrobe if you know what i mean and think you do. One of the finest movies Ever made in Racine Wisconsin. Thirteen dead bodies. Four breasts. Aardvark ing. Car shoved off a Cliff. Three shootouts. Aardvark Kus interrupts. Two fist fights. Gratuitous Jet skiing. Marijuana fun. Drive in Academy award nomination for Gretchen Bonaduce As the cheating wife who does t like a fish Eye Lens being used for close ups of her nose. Four stars. Joe Bob says Check it out. Victory Over development fun the Sumner drive in on Highway 31e in Galla / Tiri Crini is holding out against the. Mega develop in Cut in the Nashville area with a new screen a. Large snack bar Popcorn two tub and $4 for a double feature. 1 the sum Rier is also just Down the Road from the eighth wonder of the world the late Conway Twitty s Twitty City. Or. Todd Wyatt of Nashville reminds us that vigilance the drive in will never die. Greetings Joe Bob i just had to write and thank you for your a scour. Aging words about even Hitler had a Girlfriend. Even my. Wife Sarah who hated the film Felt compelled to give it another Chance after Reading your column. now that i think about it maybe she s just bitter because i cast her As the ill tempered Call girl who kills Marcus temp Luton at the end of the movie thanks again and Best wishes always. Ronnie Cramer scorched Earth productions Denver. Dear Ronnie Are you telling me your wife does not put Lvon Hitler h id a Girlfriend on her resume now York Syndicate. To discuss the meaning of we with Joo Bob or 10 get tree junk in the his world famous newsletter writs Joo Bob big Fps. . Box 2002, Dallas Texas 75221. Joe Bob s lax number at his trailer House 214 335-74
