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Over onto the medal stand at Ait event that and the bloody Brawl gets them both banned from the sport three and a half years later Chazz is on a Bender skating for some obnoxious Ca Pade or other vomiting in his wizard fake head costume no jimmys Selling skates but jimmys Gay stalker Nick Sward hilarious finds a loophole in their ban they cant compete As singles and theres no gender ban in pairs what if 5 Blades of glory loses a bit of steam As the Guys train for that Winter sport games comeback and Chazz helps Jimmy court the cute kid sister of their big pairs rivals Van Walden Paramount pictures who Farrell and Jon Heder play competitive figure skaters whose Only Chance to make it Back to the big time is to skate As a pair in Blades of glory bergs Amy Poehler and will Arnett Way Over the and of course we finish with the big game or skate off in a North olympics in Montreal but the details the simple meanness of the piece is a Hoot real skaters from Nancy Kerrigan to Brian Boitano have cameos there Are deliriously goofy up close and personal min biographies of the competitors and Jim Lampley and Scott Hamilton pull out All the stops Lamprey especially As the Colo commentators for the big events this Guy puts the Bone in Zamboni As a Dopey dudes View of a female View  Blades does its share of Fey bashing if not actually Gay bashing the backstabbing cutthroat Competition of figure skating has been in other movies but never has it gone this far Over the top a couple of to commercial directors shot this Many Many hands on the and they keep it brisk with decent stunt work and digitally altered skating to make the Onlee laughs work Ferrell and Heder keep it funny mostly lets just say they picked the right routine land just enough triple toe loops but dont exactly stick that triple Axel in the finale Roger Orlando Sentinel Blades of glory is rated pg13for crude and sexual humor language a comic violent image and some drug references running time 90 minutes Sembach 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