European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - April 1, 2007, Darmstadt, Hesse                              Page 14 stars and stripes Mideast edition sunday Horoscope Holiday prior to the Gregorian the Celebration at Vernal Equinox end april 1 started a new while the tradition of april fools May be pre16th theres nothing More timely than a comic moment delivered with Deadpan planetary pranksters Mercury and uranus Eye each other Mak ing fun delightfully today birthday april almost As soon As there the questions in the Back of your mind Are Are you grow ing a third Eye or growing in insight Over the next seven weeks you tread but at week eight youre youll spend More Mololah on luxury items this a june love affair is revisited in a Leo and cancer relationships your Lucky numbers Are 52 and Aries March 21aprh you run your relationships the same Way you run your Fullon when someone has another like the Lenny Kravitz song Are you Gonna go my Way the same question boomerangs right Back at Taurus april 20may if s All about the right prank sters around you will keep the Dol Drums at create social opportunities so you can revel in the Sweet exclamations of lighthearted gemini May 21june when you cant afford dont rationalize that you didst need it in the first put your air sign ingenuity to practical and figure out another Way to get what you cancer june 22jujy your ideas Are the most interesting things to float by since the bbl aired a 1957 april fools hoax on Trees that grew people Are As curious about your ideas As they were about where to buy that Leo july some volcanoes Are formed by the earths tectonic plates pulling like an organic growing others Are caused by swollen hot Rock in the earths your own eruption has a similarly natural and you have a right to Virgo some believe True love Means enduring the crazy shenanigans of your Lover for better or crazy can be stimulating for a but it gets getting heavily involved in a Hobby shifts the Libra sept loved ones require your understand ing More than so what if you feel under rehearsed or out of your league dont let fear Stop you can deliver the goods exactly As Scorpio the thing or person youre waiting for is waiting for Mathu break to6 Stop if Ainis and make a move while youre Lucky a Pisces person figures into an inspired Sagittarius although were not the most adapt Able creatures on the we do have devices that Alert us to coming today listening device is the ear put head to and listen for the Capricorn there Are so Many methods of communication on the Market ifs a wonder we Ever have facet face conversations connect with your people in person body language and facial expressions give the heart aquarius Shock Jock Howard Stem was fictitious by pulled off the radio one april he did go Back on the air now his show is available Only at a consider making your words exclusive to Only those who want to Pisces 19march do you believe in fairies if you there pulling pranks on you if you then someone else must be moving your hiding your Wallet or loosening the lids of items in the creators Syndicate results for Page 23 crossword n after two father to year be is backtracking deaf Abby please help i am very i am four months pregnant and have been engaged for two my finances father asked him the other Day when we were going to get and he looked at his father and said he no longer believes in i dont know what to my Fiance says he loves me and wants to be with me and the baby when its but he int saying he wants to get married anymore after All this its Al most As if he is taking Back the words i love please Tell me what to Hurt beyond Canada dear Hurt beyond words Start by having a Calm discussion with your Fiance about when he had his change of whether he marries you or he has a Finan Cial responsibility to his then ask yourself if this is the kind of life you want to be living in 10 years or marriage carries with it certain advantages and guar examples if he were to become seriously who would make medical decisions for him if he were to who would inherit his property if this Man loves does he not want you and his child to be legally protected your next step is to discuss the Legal implications with a because even if this Man Doest want to protect you must ensure that your child will be provided dear Abby i am 33 and have been dating Lauren for three i saw a great future together that until my parents decided they hated Lauren and refused to meet my parents Are unreason Able and they say i should marry a Fame a oriented girl who meets their i moved Back Home after col lege and have had but never having no Sib i have always been super close with my but they Are doing everything in their Power to destroy my relationship with Lauren and control we cant communicate respect fully about this because they claim that desperation has caused me to Settle and accuse Lauren of turning me against although they say they want me to be Happy with a family and to make my own they have informed me that they will not attend our nor be a part of our Lauren and i get along Well and love each she is willing to Start All Over with them and for get what has but they still refuse to meet i feel that i am still the Only person who can determine what qualifications Are important to me in a life part but my parents Are forcing me to make a should i continue or move on on the spot in new Jersey dear on the spot it is possible that your parents Are so emotion ally fixated on their Only who moved Back Home after that they Are having problems letting i find it sad that they have drawn a line in the before you move please consider family counselling for you and your a licensed psychotherapist might be Able to help you All communicate and help them to recognize that the More they attempt to control the further they Are pushing you i am also recommend ing premarital counselling for you and Lauren because after you marry she May encounter significant Inlow letters for this column with your name and phone number should be addressed to dear Box los Angeles Ca readers can write to Abby on the internet at Universal press Syndicate boyfriends sneak parenting deserves to go unpunished my Boyfriend of five years was a father figure to his two step daughters from his last relation and gets tear eyed when he Doest hear from the problem Hes sneaking Calls to them Only calling them or their Mother from if one of the girls Calls him at he goes into the other room and gets off the phone its not that i cant Trust but part of me feels that their mothers still on his bringing this up causes a heated he says in its driving him and makes him feel hesitant to visit is his behaviour or am i paranoid uneasy crime of the Century right up there with Roadside bombings and slapping around old go accuse based on All the damning evidence at hand you really Good dad you dont mention finding lipstick on his or a Bill for three hours at a Motel maybe whats really getting to you is a Crayon you pulled out of his jacket along with a charge slip from toys r you can get away with accusing him of having an affair with the advice goddess but its a Little too wicked Witch to scream at him for main Taining a relationship with the kids admit it admit it i know you bought her a Happy meal and her too Hes sneaking Calls to consider this Guys sneak and maybe but never they dont usually double Back from work to mow the or tiptoe out in the dead of the night to return Library when decency gets the decent get chances you made it Clear that you we rent willing to share this Guys not even with a couple that probably what made him pull Back to self pres Elvation the diplomacy of what she Doest know wont Hurt Here he not even their official and he gets weepy when he Doest talk to them this is the stuff hallmark to specials Are made yet youre turning your relationship into an episode of prison break you its not that i cant Trust its that youre irrational and and making his life hell is probably your Way of controlling How much of it he diverts to people who Arent come after five you dont know what Hes made or whether he still has the hots for the last lady in his life if he is running away with Hes an awfully slow at this he might be Able to beat Stephen hawking across my living room he could leave you for the Mother or for some Chick he bumps into at the mail Box when Hes sneaking a Call to the kids but keeping him on a choke Chain wont prevent try a different strategy for a and see where it gets you admit to him that youre and that his sense of duty int cause for concern but cause to be with him in the first encourage his relationship with the and give him the leeway to con duct phone conversations in without the soviet state of Girlfriend listening you might just come to see him for what he appears to be a Guy on the phone because he cares about his kids math Noj because Hes recruiting hous wives to remake your relat in ship into the suburban be Sion of he and the got a problem 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