European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - September 16, 1977, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Art Buchwald Friday september 16, 1977 the stars and stripes Page 11 Washington As the fall College term is about to begin faculty members in every part of the country Are asking the same question will i get a decent Park ing space at my school this year it is not generally known outside of Aca Demic circles but most professors Are More concerned with their place in the re served faculty parking lot than they Are with any of the educational problems they have to Deal with during the school term. One of the reasons for this is that a faculty member s standing at his University is usually based on where he is assigned to Park. I heard of a tragic Story that took place the other Day at a leading Eastern univer sity. A professor i shall Call him Rubloff came Back to school to discover that he had been assigned to faculty parking lot a which was 1,500 Yards from the administration building. For five years Rubloff had a space reserved for him in faculty parking lot a which was Only 100 Yards from the and building. He could t believe it so he immediately demanded an appointment with the Chancellor of the University. I want to know Why i be been placed in parking lot b when i be always parked in lot a Rubloff said. The Chancellor said it was not my de european edition col. Billy e. Spangler Usa editor in chief it. Col. J. C. Taylor Usan. Deputy editor in chief Mert Proctor managing editor Elmer d. Frank production manager Henry s. Epstein circulation manager this newspaper is an authorized unofficial publication for . Armed forces overseas. The stars and stripes is publish id in conjunction with the armed farces information program of the department of defense. 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As you know we have a faculty parking lot committee and they make All the assignments on the basis of my seniority i have the right to keep my car in parking lot  that s True the Chancellor said but seniority no longer plays a role in parking lot  that s ridiculous Rubloff said. What other Standard can be used the Chancellor said wearily we be had to change the criteria. It seems most of. The women faculty members found they had to Park in lot b. The women s faculty caucus demanded equal parking Privi Leges with the men. They said if they did t get it they would sue the school. We had no Choice but to change the system of assign ing places. I m sure you la be very Happy in parking lot b. The longer walk will be Good for your  but Why me i notice Seagram is still in parking lot a and so is tee Toler. They got their tenure three years after i  if you want me t6 be Frank with you Rubloff the committee discovered you haunt written a scientific paper in several years. They Felt you re More interested in writing letters to the new York times than you Are in furthering your academic re search. There was also the question of the unfavourable Book review you wrote on pro Fessor Carstairs Root canal work of the 14th  Carstairs is chairman of the faculty parking  so that s it Rubloff shouted. Car stairs is getting Back at me for saying his Book had no bite to it. I stand by my  and Carstairs stands by your parking lot  Don t you realize what you re doing to my academic standing Rubloff asked. When the students find out they have a professor relegated to parking lot b they la laugh me out of the classroom. Those kids can be cruel when they want  Rubloff said the Chancellor if it were up to me you could have my reserved parking place which is covered and also up against the building. But i m Only the Chancellor and i cannot interfere in faculty parking matters. Your Peers Are the Only ones who can decide what kind of sticker to put on your  Don t i have a right of Appeal it s too late for this term. Your place has been Given to or. Mary  but she s Only an associate  she also happens to be in charge of the faculty Tow truck  la los Angeles to ties Ukraine Leader honoured Moscow up Vladimir Vasilievich Shcher Bitsky first Secretary of the Central committee of the Ukraine communist party has been awarded the order of Lenin pravda reported. Letters to the editor a a _ wants conversation get it right Milt i lived for a Long time in a Small health resort in the Black Forest where i did not have opportunities to speak English. Since january 1977, i have been living in Frank flirt. I would like to find an English speaking Friend to practice English conversation but i Don t know How to manage it. I will be 53 in october of course it May be easier for a Young Man to find Contact. Perhaps i could advert to in your news paper Bruno a Teller Zeppelin Allee 26 6000 Frankfurt 1 can t stand cussing everywhere i go i hear people cussing except for me and my sister. People Are just going against god. People cuss so much. When me and my sister were very Little we heard people Cus sing and we did not know what it meant so we said the word and got in bad trouble. I m 10 years old and Don t cuss. I want people to Stop cussing. Paul Goode Kaiserslautern Germany please inform Jimmy Carter and Milt Fullerton that they Are mis pronouncing the word comptroller. The word refers to the woman Man who controls the budget not the woman Man who comp Rols it. The Correct pronunciation according to my dictionary is con troller. It s a Little embarrassing to be in a for eign country listening to an american radio broadcast and hear English speak ing people misuse the language. Neither Milt nor Jimmy pronounces the k or the go in Knight so they should not in my opinion balk at calling the comp troller the controller. Kathy m. Spruill Heidelberg Germany now is the time i would like to invite All now National organization for women chapters or anyone interested in starting a chapter to write me at hic 4th trans. Be. Apo 09451. Fran walterhouse president Frankfurt now Frankfurt shy co of. Reo estate agent called most lusted after Man by Michael Dennigan London up there is a shy real estate agent in san Diego calif., who according to prof. James Ehas is the most lusted after Man in the United states. Who is the desirable fellow Elias of California state University s Institute of sexual research in los Angeles is not saying. Wisely he has decided it May be safer to remain Anonymous Elias told an inter National conference on love and attraction at Swansea University. Hundreds of sociologists psychologists and sexual Counselor have been meeting All week in what is billed As the first major International seminar on the chemistry of male and female love. All that Elias would say about the Bash Ful san Diego Man was that he is in his 20s and that a majority of 500 women questioned rated him the tops on the basis of a nude full frontal photograph. They were Ordinary women aged from 18 to 59 and ranged from housewives to students. Seventy five per cent of them rejected similar photographs of professional musclemen As unnatural freaks with problems he said. The real estate Man turned on most women of All Ages he said. They not Only approved of him sexually but commented that he looked gentle kind and Normal and the Type of Guy they would go  the photographs the women were shown in the Experiment varied from Normal build males to body building enthusiasts. Elias said. In general the women in the study showed a preference for Sun bronzed male nudes and said they found them exciting and sexually stimulating. Elias said. Elias 38, was aided in the study by his wife Veronica also a sociologist and a team of women researchers. He said the team found that a majority of women Felt it is time we took the Initia Tive in  on this basis Elias said he considered there was going to be a big sex breakout by women who will do the chasing in encounters with men rather than wait to be pursued. With Home delivery accept my subscription to stars & stripes Nam phase or in 1.1 Sik h i Hijo no at i no it Hont no i will pay the Home de Viri i Akk if when it comes to Coukis signature housing take advantage of the stars & stripes Home delivery service in most government housing areas. Delivered to your Mailbox every morning for $4.50 a month. Please Complete this form and mail to stars & stripes Apo 09175 attn sales promotion