European Stars And Stripes (Newspaper) - April 4, 1986, Darmstadt, Hesse The stars and stripes Friday april 4, 1986 today s crossword making a believer out of Buchwald by Art Buchwald the Rumor in Washington is that president Reagan has decided that when he goes he s going to take All of us with him. The decision was made after Reagan saw rambo for the 26th time. The information came from one of my Many White House sources. The president is tired of being or. Nice Guy he told me. He has decided to show some muscle so people will sit Down and reason together and cry Uncle " i m All for that 1 said. What can i do to help him you can believe him my White House source said. Believe him about what about everything. Do you believe the sandinista can walk to Harlingen Texas in two Days ill believe less if you want me exactly two Days no More no "1 believe it i said. Do you believe the nicaraguans invaded Honduras with 1,500 soldiers As their first step to a takeover of Mexico he asked. If i did t believe that there would be nothing to believe i replied. Then do you believe the Only thing that will drive them Back to Managua is $100 million you mean you want to give the sandinista $100 million to get out of Honduras no we want to give the contras $100 million to Boot the sandinista out and overthrow their govern ment at the same that s easy to of you be passed the first part of the test. Now let s see How you do on the budget. Do you believe the defense department needs every Nickel it can get if or. Reagan says it i believe plus a lot More Money for Star wars stealth bombers and other sophisticated weapons which Are too secret to even discuss i have never doubted our needing then you have to believe the president needs a supplemental donation for naval actions such As the one we just saw in i have no problem supporting the president on everything he did in then you re not against the underground atomic tests in Nevada which the president has to have if he s going to get anywhere with can i make a Blanket Deal with you and say i support the president on the whole kit and caboodle we have to do these one at a time otherwise the press will say the president does t have the support of the american i believe that How do you feel about the president s arms negotiations with the soviets How should i feel about them or. Reagan is doing everything in his Power to bring about an i believe do you believe that in a nuclear War which neither Side can Hope to win we could still come out on top i Haven t believed that up to think about it. Does t it make sense if it makes sense to the president i said it makes sense to the White House Man seemed very pleased with our session. How do you feel about prayer in school i Don t believe in i thought you supported the i do on killing sandinista. Do i have to support him on prayer in schools in our administration you can t have one without the c los Angeles times keep your doors of you sew please by Dick West i Don t mean to put Down the University of Pennsyl Vania s clinical smell and taste research Center when i express my fear that the Reader participant Survey it helped prepare for Omni Magazine will Lead to a new round in the captive audience Battle. It was sound not smell that precipitated round one. 1 refer to a move to expand Sweet music from Public elevators to buses subway cars and other modes of Public transportation. Certain editorialists insist that the sound of soft music no matter How easy on the ears is offensive to some riders. 1 agree. 1 also would agree that an inescapable odor might cause More headaches than it cures. I Hope the olfactory research that motivated the Pennsylvania institution did not include collaboration in naming the scent ability test. That seems More like a Job for Yale. In a Section captioned seen stations Gary Schwartz a Yale researcher was quoted As saying fragrances can create a psycho biological state of Hap perhaps but i was More interested in the observation that Aromas also can turn your that s what i keep telling them Down at the wine shop but they just smile and insist it s the alcohol and not the bouquet that s doing it. Anyway a test at the end of an article titled sentimental journey invites readers to sniff five scents and then answer 50 questions about their reactions. I took it mainly because i can t resist any sort of questionnaire although my answers weren t exactly what Schwartz apparently had in mind. For instance scent 1," i Learned was perfumed with spiced Apple and May help you to to me it smelled More like wilted violets and the emotion it unleashed was mainly stomach turning nostalgia. The final question asks what is the worst thing you have Ever smelled the worst thing 1 Ever smelled was a bottle of wine liberated during world War ii. Reminded me of wilted violets. But what really aroused my nostalgia was the mag Azine s look at the not too Distant Here Are some of the things it foresees office ventilating systems that stimulate or relax workers by spreading around Aromas. Scent machines that release Vapours through the House acting As aphrodisiacs or alarm scratch cards might be carried in pockets and purses to provide an array of doors that relieve such ailments As anxiety Claustrophobia and headaches. Doors might be used to deliver Medicine to currently unreachable parts of the brain treating such ills As schizophrenia alzheimer s disease and de pression. If that s not taking advantage of captive audiences i Don t know what is. I Don t need tempting Aromas Drifting through office ventilators to make me feel More Laid Back thank you. The office Coffee pot performs that therapeutic function quite nicely. C United press International i can t watch. A camera baby show Ftp ywk5tuff ii to Poppa of Puki i Hap noise Auw too Kat a Guirl onhi5. 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