European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - May 21, 1990, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Page 12 a a a the stars and stripes monday May 21, 1990faces a no places10 reasons Why Letterman should visit Austin from wire reports borrowing a gimmick from David Letterman slate night to show Texas legislators adopted a Resolution listing 10 reasons Why he should broadcast live from Austin to celebrate a theater a 75th anniversary. A regular feature on a late night with David let Turman a is a top 10 list read in reverse order spoofing various topics. The Texas House list reads 10. The governor has promised that or. Lilter Man will not be executed during his visit. 9. No women in Austin currently claim to be married to or even interested in or. Letterman. 8. No celebrity of or. Letter Many a magnitude has visited Austin since 1966 when Burgess Meredith attended the world Premier of the original Batman movie. 7. We could have asked Katharine Hepburn but she would have turned us Down. 6. A psychic Chancler has determined that or. Letterman is the unwitting Host for the spirit of the late president Lyndon Baines Johnson and that the Oil bust will not be Over until Dave brings Lyndon Home. 5. A Cowboy hat is the Only headgear that can fully conceal those Pesky defects in or. Letterman a coiffure. 4. The Texas National guard has agreed to keep Cher and Shirley Maclaine outside the City limits during or. Letter Many a stay. 3. Or. Letterman will not be required to participate in spam a Rama austins annual tribute to a certain nationally known food product. 2. During his visit the City a 750,000 resident bats will perform the worlds largest stupid Urban Bat Colony trick by re creating the astrological sign of or. Letter Many a Choice Over Austin. I. Throughout his stay or. Letterman will be officially addressed by All texans As a the great White enchilada from somewhere South of , Barbara to speak Raisa Gorbachev will accompany Barbara Bush to Wellesley College on june 1, where both first ladies will deliver commencement addresses to the graduating class a White House spokeswoman announced. Anna Perez mrs. Bush a press Secretary said the first lady invited her soviet counterpart who is coming to the United states with her husband May 30 for the superpower Summit. Both women were expected to speak for about six minutes. The appearance by the two women Likely will overshadow complaints by some students about the invitation to mrs. Bush. Some 150 students had protested the selection of mrs. Bush As the com Barbara Bush men Cement speaker on grounds her Fame was based entirely on her marriage to the president a not her own achievements. Mrs. Bush had personally written to mrs. Gorba Chev who is a College professor in Moscow suggesting a number of activities that they could participate in while their husbands meet May 31 to june 3.cooke buying Hilltop Home newlywed Washington redskins owner Jack Kent Cooke is in the process of buying the dramatic Hilltop Home which the late redskins owner George Marshall built for his new Bride former silent screen actress Corinne Griffith in the late 1930s. The Price is reportedly More than $2 million. The Only residence in Washington designed by the famed architect Edward Durell Stone the modernistic single level 11-room House sits on More than an acre of land and commands a spectacular View of Rock Creek Park. The rooms Are described As spacious with 16-and 18-foot ceilings. Cooke said buying the House would let him avoid the Long ride to his Home in Middleburg va., after redskins  May reunite for 91 tour Don Henley is considering rounding up some of the eagles his 1970s band for a 1991 tour. But for the moment he a enjoying his current tour which is travelling by bus from time to time. A you done to lose Luggage for one thing a he said in Dallas. A it takes longer to get to places but you re a Heck of a lot More  Henley is working with former eagles partner Glen Frey on a the end of the innocence tour. The two Are talking about taking some Don Henley form of the eagles on tour in two years. A yeah we re getting along Fine a Henley said. A the 40s Are Good for men. You get rid of a lot of your immature anger. We fell right Back into  journalist reprimanded a prominent swedish journalist has been reprimanded because he regularly smokes during his television talk show officials in Stockholm said. The radio Council which monitors Media ethics said at least nine viewers had complained about the journalist Goran Skytte who smokes and drinks with the guests on his half hour program. Swedish authorities have tightened restrictions against smoking in Public areas work places and air planes. Earlier this year a report suggested Banning tobacco with High tar Content and prohibiting sales to people under 18 years of  drops Breslin it the Portland oregonian has dropped Jimmy Bres links syndicated column because of racial slurs he made about a co worker the newspaper announced. Breslin recently lambasted a korean american reporter with the Long Island new Day after she criticized one of his columns As sexist. In a newsroom tirade Breslin called i Yeon Yuh a a yellow cure and  a Breslin revealed attitudes that have no place in the newsroom or in a nation of people from All walks of life of All colors religions and ethnic and National backgrounds a said William a. Hilliard editor of the oregonian. A and Breslin has no place in the  reached by Telephone in new York Breslin a a that a up to them. They run the  on King to close june 2 a King a the troubled musical about the life of or. Martin Luther King jr., will close june 2 after a run of just six weeks the producers announced in London. They cited bad reviews despite nightly standing ovations and the controversy that dogged the production As reasons for the closing. Most critics panned the show As Dull and Overly reverential toward King but they praised the singing of americans Simon Estes in the title role and Cynthia Haymon As Coretta  to Host talk show Maury Povich who since 1986 has anchored the syndicated a a current affair a says he will leaving the weeknight to series in june 1991 to co produce and Star in his own one hour talk show. The As yet untitled show to premiere in the fall of 1991, will appear five nights a week from new York and be co produced and syndicated by Paramount Domestic television said Povich who is married to lbs anchorwoman Connie Chung. The craggy faced Anchorman whose show was criticized As tabloid television during the programs Early Days said he will continue doing the show until his contract with Fox broadcasting which distributes that show expires on june 1, 1991.Novak reflects on relationship Kim Novak says her father  go to see a picnic a a vertigo a a the Man with the Golden army or any of the other films in which she starred and his aloofness caused her great pain. Her father Joseph died in 1987. A i wanted my fathers approval More than anything in the world. I worked so hard to get it and i never did a she says in an interview published in Parade Magazine. A today i see Little children and it seems that to get love its just enough that they exist. I always had to prove my Worth a she says. The 57-year-old actress said she left Hollywood in 1966 and began a Long period of self discovery. When she returned to acting in the 1980s, her attitude had Kim Novak changed. Previously a i never looked up and saw my name in lights and Felt a warm glow. I never thought a in a a movie Star. Isnit this wonderful a i never experienced any of that because i never allowed myself to. I feel differently about that now. I look Forward to someone saying to me a that was  you see in be finally grown  dear Abby fools Rush in in second guessing Shakespeare you should not be so Quick to give credence to a High school students English teacher. Most serious Shakespeare scholars now agree that in Hamlet Quot nunnery Means a Convent or cloister. It was not until 1936 that Dover Wilson in his a what happens in Hamlet a first suggested that it meant a Brothel along with other silly notions most of them freudian. Such interpretation became fashionable for a while Laurence Olivier gave it acceptability but it has largely faded. Although there was some use of the word a a nunnery in elizabethan England As a Brothel such use was not extant. Moreover no one can rationally read this scene without concluding that Hamlet in urging Ophelia dear Abby thither is crudely suggesting that Only in such a place can she Hope to escape the evil machinations of Man and the vile institution of marriage which has so despoiled his Mother. He can hardly have meant Brothel to this end. Isaac Asimov in adopting the conventional meaning offers another suggestion a but is it Ophelia he plans to Send to a nunnery or is it his Mother Queen Gertrude a remember that Edward the confessor sent his Mother Emma to a nunnery once he had gained the throne be assured that for every opinion of Shakespeare there is another to the opposite and hundreds in Between. And just because this Genius was much Given to the Bawdy does not mean we should go out of our Way to give his every word that twist. A will Baker Yakima Wash. Dear or. Baker whatever did we do before the facts were faxed in a matter of minutes according to Warren Seid of the Frances Howard Gold Wyn Hollywood regional Library in los Angeles a there were two meanings of the word a nunnery in Shakespeare s time. Noting his use of puns and the nature of the character who is being addressed it becomes Clear that Hamlet is telling Ophelia to go to a nunnery where personalities of note can get to Vorst from the inhabitants. It is there that hot can go to Reed  a Page from the Oxford English dictionary 2nd edition volume x shows under the word a a nunnery 1 a place of residence for a body or Community of nuns a building in which nuns live under religious Rule and discipline a Convent. 2 a House of ill Fame. Aha so there is indeed a question about what Hamlet meant in his speech to Ophelia. I rest my Case. Dear Abby our suggestion that Telephone operators eliminate the a Amsz and a a sirs to avoid mistakes is a Good one. If the woman sounds like a Man she should give up her four pack a Day habit. And if the Man sounds like a woman lifting barbells might help. A Vivian grow in Palm Springs Universal press Syndicate