European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - May 26, 1990, Darmstadt, Hesse Page 12 a a a the stars and stripes saturday May 26,1990 faces a no places Harmony can be All yours for $1.8 million from wire reports the Price of Harmony is a Cool $ 1.8 million. Not Domestic Harmony mind you Village Harmony or rather the Village of Harmony calif., population 18, located on the coast 180 Miles Northwest of in s Angeles. Movie stars need not apply to buy this town. Not the kind that Are looking for Glitz and Glamor anyway. What this town needs is someone interested in keeping the rustic slow Pace of the place and making sure the resident artists arc Happy. The Community 2 acres zoned for tourists supports about a dozen shops with works by local weavers rollers and Glass blowers and homemade pasta at the old Harmony pasta factory and Saloon. Harmony Wasny to always this quiet. The town was established in 1865 after a Farmer was shot to death. The event brought residents together and gave the town its Calm name. The current owners Jim and Kay Lawrence want to sell the place so they can do More travelling said their daughter Stacey Lawrence. Magic trumpet charms gators there Are sounds Only dogs can hear. And others it seems meant just for alligators. A you might Call me a Gator charmer a said 67-year-old Fred Gregory whose magic trumpet has made him the heartthrob of alligators in the Lakeland fla., area. A they like anything i in one recent session he launched into a version of a hello Dolly that started alligators slithering 200 feet across the neighbourhood Pond to gaze at the Man with the Horn. Dennis David wildlife biologist for the Florida game and fresh water fish commission said he has heard of humans calling gators by grunting or by hammering on a Dock. A this is a new one for me a he said. A but it fits the Bennett a just kidding about Bart drug Czar William Bennett says he was a just kidding Quot and wants to Patch things up with Bart Simpson the 10-year-old rebel without a club on Fox broadcasting a animated hit show a the Bennett visiting a Pittsburgh drug rehabilitation Center on May 16, spotted a Bart Simpson poster and told recovering addicts a you Guys Arentt watching a i he Simpsons a Are you that a not going to help you he was asked about the comment again when he spoke to reporters in new Orleans after addressing the International newspaper marketing association s annual conference on wednesday. A i done to know the Guy in be never met the Guy. In be never seen the show i done to know anything about it a Bennett said. A but 1 touched a Button. Dear Abby years ago you had a piece in your column about a a children a Little hands Quot a i can to remember All of it but it contained some wonderful advice for parents who Are raising Small children. It said a never remake a bed after a child has done his Best to make it a no matter How bad the Job i just loved that piece but i can to find it anywhere. Will you please run it again it was one of your Best. Far 1 of leu harm0n�?T Hazelton. Idaho that piece ran in 1981. It was titled a child s ten commandments to parents 1. My hands arc Small please done to expect perfection whenever i make a bed draw a picture or throw a Ball. My legs arc Short please slow Down so that i can Selling like red hot cakes Carolyn Macke of Minneapolis displays a to shirt which went on Sale this week in a local department store to Mark the planned visit of soviet Leader Mikhail s. Gorbachev to Minneapolis on june 3. A store clerk said the to shirts were Selling briskly. A they All told me to lighten up they ought to lighten up because i was just kidding a said the director of the office of National drug control policy in a statement released by his office. A a in la sit Down with the Little Spike head Well straighten this thing out a Bennett said. A a there a nothing that a Catholic school a paper route and a couple soap sandwiches straighten the shows producers had this to say a if our drug Czar thinks he can sit Down and talk this Over with a cartoon character he must be on cheers a actor jailed Kelsey Grammer of a a cheers was jailed thursday in California for a Drunken driving probation violation. The 35-year-old actor who plays Brainy psychiatrist frasier Crane on the hit Abc series surrendered to the Van Guys municipal court and was taken immediately to county jail. He showed up in court with a Toothbrush stuck in his shirt pocket. Anti nudity ordinance revised City commissioners in Sarasota fla., have revised an anti nudity ordinance that had banned skimpy bathing suits after five Beac goers were arrested for displaying buttock Abby keep up with you. 2. My eyes have not seen the world As yours have please let me explore safely. Done to restrict me unnecessarily. 3. Housework will always be there. In a Only Little for a Short time a please take time to explain things to me about this wonderful world and do so willingly. 4. My feelings Are tender please be sensitive to my needs. Don t nag me All Day Long. You want to be nagged for your inquisitiveness treat me As you would like to be treated. 5. I am a special gift from god please treasure Nee As god intended you to do holding me accountable for my actions giving me guidelines to live by and disciplining me in a Loving manner. 6. I need your encouragement to grow. Please go easy on the criticism remember you can criticize the things i do without criticizing me. The commission voted 3-2 to do away with the part of the ordinance that required residents to cover up what the Law called the a anal the action came after the arrests of four men and a woman last week for wearing to Back bathing suits on Sarasota a secluded North Lido Beach. A a the portion of the ordinance does no to make any sense to me at All a said commissioner Jack Gurney who joined mayor Kerry Kirschner and commissioner Fredd Atkins in voting to rewrite the ordinance. Visiting russian helps with bust a visiting Moscow police official helped with a drug bust in Deland fla., by tricking the suspects into opening their hotel door so officers outside could make the arrest police said wednesday. Moscow police col. . To Blyashov and his Deland police interpreter a posed As russians attempting to gain Access to the wrong room a said Deland police sgt. Steve Dovi. To Blyashov spoke russian while jiggling the suspects Doorknob and the rooms occupants called hotel Security who came up to the room. The occupants then opened the door to see what was going on and to Blyashov pushed the door open further to allow police officers in. Officers said they asked the visiting dignitary to help them Bluff their Way into the room because that would be safer than identifying themselves and risking attack. 7. Please give me the Freedom to make decisions concerning myself. Permit me to fail so that i can learn from my mistakes. Then someday ill be prepared to make the kinds of decisions life requires of me. 8. Please done to do things Over for me. Somehow that makes me feel that my efforts did no to quite measure up to your expectations. I know its hard but please done to try to compare me with my brother or my sister. 9. Please Don t be afraid to leave for a weekend together. Kids need vacations from parents just As parents need vacations from kids. Besides its a great Way to show us kids that your marriage is very special. 10. Please take me to sunday school and Church regularly setting a Good example for me to follow. I enjoy learning More about or. Kevin Leman c Universal press Syndicate
