European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - July 8, 1990, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Fast track. A a a a Ohey a 6-foot-5, and wants to be called Jack. Of Jack John Cleese. Born oct. 27, 1539, in Somerset England. Current Home London. Marital status divorced twice children Cynthia 19, and Camilla 6. Working on writing a script for the same cast i assembled in a fish called Wanda a Jamie Lee Curtis Kevin Kline and Michaei Palin writing and starring in four films a year for video arts which produces business training videos the Book i be been recommending lately is a very Basic Book on Buddhist thought. Nickname i got very tired with John a few years ago a it radiates sheer tedium a so people have been calling me Jack which f think is so much racier. Favorite performer Oliver Hardy. Personal hero princes Charles. He s very open minded in a Way the British Royat family has t been in 3,000 years give or take a few. My fantasy Isil m in a monastery. The worst advice my Mother Ever gave me was she led me to believe that there a some moral virtue in worrying. The one think i can t stand is clinging people. People who knew me in High school thought i was Clever but trivial and boy have they been proved right. My most irrational fear disapproval. When i m feeling sorry for myself i get myself a hot drink put my feet up and read history the Best time of my life when i was 13. I Dana Carvey whose film a Opportunity knocks is currently in the cafes circuit delves into the personalities of the Church  president Bush. A. Fait track John Cleese can to stand clinging people a or being called John. Was in a class of six learning was a Joy and i was a Star at games the next year i went to a big school and it Alt changed the worst time of my life 1974. I was suffering from a lot of psychosomatic illnesses and my first marriage was going wrong. That a when i went into therapy. My most humbling experience a spiritual teacher made me see How much of my behaviour was intended to create and effect on other people. It was a very painful insight. When people first meet me they think in a impressive. Its the height. 6-feet-5, and the English accent. Three words that Best describe me curious introverted and  the Church lady Dana Carvey a Chameleon of a performer on saturday night live analyses his Many characters in the August Issue of Playboy. About Church lady Quot Church ladies Are real competitive. My mom would go to the Church potluck dinner and take a bowl of frito and a Church lady would take a 60-quart Turkey casserole and be real self  about Garth Quot hell be a great company Man someday. Hell do exactly As they  about Hans Quot Hans and Franz Wear austrian army boots from 1954. They think that air Jordans and All those other shoes Are for  about president Bush Quot whether he laughs the Way i make him laugh Isnit important to me even if he does t laugh like that he wants to. He s gloating he loves to be president so much and he s just the Guy at the Barbecue flipping the hamburgers Quot just a Little group great things Don t always have drum Roll be ginnings. One Day Roy Orbison George Harrison Bob Dylan Jeff Lynn and Tom Petty were Alt sitting around when Harrison casually suggested they a Why the Heck nol a make an album. They All casually agreed. In his Book Oark Star Lyle Stuart Ellis am Burn writes that Orbison once told an inter viewer Quot we just went ahead and did it and no one knew about it. I think if we had told everyone that we were forming a Little group they would have told us that there were too Many  / the Quot Little group Quot wrote ,10 songs in nine Days. According to Lynn Quot that a Why the songs Are so Good and Tresh they Haven t been second guessed and dissected and replaced. Quot the group s Effort the travelling Wii Bury Vel 1, was included in rolling Stone s list of Foo greatest albums of the decade. Monty Clift As a woman Montgomery Clift not ohly starred but also f unc toned As drama coach in a place in the Sun coaxing a Fine performance out of Elizabeth Taylor who until that time had just played variations on herself. He Quot guided her into nuances the objectives of the part a writes Patricia Bosworth in Montgomery Clift limelight. Quot sometimes Monty would demonstrate by acting her part himself. He always had authority when he performed and when mimed a woman he could almost conjure up soldering female  when Clift himself was in front of the camera he Quot worked with such highly charged concentration and intensity that he would often finish a take drenched with sweat. That s the worst part about acting he told Taylor. Your body does t know you re acting. To sweats and makes adrenaline just As though your emotions were  fast track Montgomery Clift showed Elizabeth t Aylor a thing or two in a a place in the  words Quot one out of four people in this country is mentally imbalanced. Think of your three closest friends if they seem of then you re the . A Ann Landers anybody who goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head . A Samuel Goldwyn words of Comfort skilfully administered Are the oldest therapy known to Man a Louis Nizer Page 12 to plus sunday july 8, 1990