European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - July 22, 1990, Darmstadt, Hesse                                Oil to Sarah Bottorf when men were men and movies were movies you May have heard these statistics by now 74 people killed in this Summers blockbuster movie hit total recall. Eighty one people dead in Rob Ocop 2, which is doing almost As Well at the Box office. And in la hard 2, according to the new York time s recent Quot mayhem report Quot on the movies you la find an unbelievable 2g4 dead bodies. Not that these films Aren t ail excellent in heir own ways but the whole thing kind of makes you Long for a Good old adventure flick where the characters do More rescuing each other than stabbing each other in the Eye with icicles. Where there a dialogue that might go on for a whole minute or two before the action starts in again. Where men Are men and leaders Are Charlton Heston. Well you May want to consider staying Home this week both an to and Southern european broadcasting have a whole group of watchable action films you might like better so you we no to see Arnold Schwarzenegger peeling a woman s head off his own Skull How about instead David Carradine going Down to the Ocean floor in an experimental diving Craft to save the Crew trapped in a submarine. Carradine a ride in what they apparently Call a Berv comes Friday night on an in Gray lady. Down a 1978 film that also stars Heston As what else the submarine Captain the subs on its Way Home to Connecticut when a freighter rams it and sends it Down to get buried under Ocean floor Rock slides. The movie makes its Way through Friday night As swiftly and tautly As the sub should have been moving with Stacy Keach co starring As the Man in charge of the Cliff Hanger Rescue efforts. Another Good bet this week is wednesday night s gun smoke the last Apache. So of this is not lonesome Dove people watched gun smoke for More than 20 years before that newfangled Western miniseries came along. The last Pacha is one of several made for to movies that pulls together Many of the original cast members for one More adventure in the Sagebrush. This time James Arness of the slow speech and the fast draw is in the Arizona territories saving from various dangers a daughter he Hadnot previously known he had and a woman Michael Learned he once loved. Other Good bets this week on an a Allen predator late thursday night concerns teen agers on vacation in Spain who run into a Bunch of space monsters. Say that s one that did t hit the Rumor Milt when the High school kids went Down for Spring break this year. Maybe next year in any event this Vintage trash science fiction is variously described by the movie review books As muddled idiotic and terrible. Sounds great huh Freaky Friday airing sunday morning is a Classy Disney film about a daughter Jodie Foster and Mother Barbara Harris who switch personalities for a Day. To plus a touched has Robert Hays and Kathleen seller escaping  mental Ward and trying to Cope with real life. Great acting so so plot it airs thursday  finally Donahue delves into the topic of homosexuality in the military on tuesday National geographic special takes us to Tanzania a Serengeti one of the world s most stunning National Parks on sunday and saturday night the late great Roy Orbison is shown in one of his last concerts. Remarks about newfangled miniseries aside see above lonesome Dove May be one of the Best westerns Ever made. The final episode is on seb wednesday night and you won t be disappointed with the ending a somewhat earlier 20 years Western is now York Tima a the Simpsons Quot Are coming to both military television stations and sky television. Stagecoach coming on seb saturday afternoon. This is the 1966 version with Ann mar Gret acceptable but not the great 1969 version with John Wayne or thank heavens the Tacky 1986 version with Willie Nelson. The Devil and Max Devlin is not exactly recommended unless you need More proof that poor old Bill Cosby can t make a Good movie this 1981 Disney film airing wednesday afternoon. Has Cosby playing the Devil. Q does t exactly come recommended by the critics but it fits the category of Good action flicks. David Carradine again stars in this Story about a prehistoric Aztec something or other terrorizing new York with Michael Moriarty and Richard Roundtree its on Friday night. Finally. Seb gets some returning series . Law is Back for a fourth year thursday night. You ii be seeing a lot this season of Diana Muld aur playing a new sche m in g female partner added to the cast to irritate the associates and frighten the  murder she wrote is also Back tuesday nights. You la be seeing a lot less of Angela lans Bury a this is the season she begins making Cameo appearances in the show instead of starring in the episodes. It s definite the military networks with be getting twin Peeke. This strange and dark drama is sort of a Cross Between Dallee and the film Blue velvet the one that wanted you to see social. Significance in the fact that Isabella Rossellini gets beat up by Dennis Hopper and apparently everybody stateside is holding their breath waiting for it to come Back in the fall armed forces. Radio and television services definitely plans to get it for the military stations but no word As to when. Quot. Also definitely on is the Simpsons if you be been stationed someplace Remote for the last six months without Access to anything written broadcast or emblazoned on a to shirt in English you May not have heard of this cartoon for grownups this sort of animated married. With children. For the rest of you Bart Simpson is coming to teach your kids How to be underachievers and proud of it. Again no Date available for when arts gets it but sky television is also getting the Simpsons and expects to air it in september. A. A a a Alxa Gonalo of in Stara and sir Lagg new York Bureau contributed to this report. Inside to plus the Nielsen ratings to briefs to listings video reviews top 10 videos movie reviews top 10 movies cafes movie schedule 4 4 5-8 9 10 10 10 10 staff editor Sarah Botorff Art direction Sharon Kilday production Lisa Williams ,. Denise Adams editorial assistance Louis Pierce Marian Hamilton on the cover Bill Murray s latest Quot Quick change Quot gets three stars from stars and stripes movie reviewer Chuck Vinch. See his review on Page 11, a stars and stripes Publica Tion Page 2 c to plus sunday july 22,1990