European Stars and Stripes (Newspaper) - November 11, 1990, Darmstadt, Hesse Back Home Duck quickly armageddon is on the Way Mike Royko Tribune Media service is doomsday coming or armageddon As religious zealots Call it in other words the end of the world As we know it that s what millions of americans believe a that the Mideast crisis is fulfilling religious prophecies that the last big shootout will begin in that part of the world. The warning is being spread by preachers alleged religious scholars radio talk show hosts and Guys who stand on Busy Street Corners waving signs that say Quot repent the end is to try to understand this i consulted or. . Kookich the noted expert on lots of stuff who is also called the Prophet Kookich in his capacity As the head of the Church of Asylum ism. As some Rcd cars know the Church of Asylum ism teaches that Man appeared on this planet when an amazingly advanced civilization in another Galaxy rounded up its loonies misfits and troublemakers and sent them Here in spaceships. The word a Earth a in that culture s language Means a loony All of this has been revealed in a the Book of Kook a known informally As the a Kook As keeper of the Kook Book he is also known As the head Kook. In a recent interview with the Prophet Kookie we asked him if there is any substance to All the predictions of doomsday armageddon and other scary prophecies. A yes in the Book of Kook there is a word for this. It is called Nodd Gamra i have never heard of that before. What is it a armageddon is Nodd Gamra spelled what does Nodd Gamra mean a in the language of the far off civilization that dumped Man Here it Means a when the inmates take Over the Asylum boy of boy watch out a Quot is that what we now see happening in the Mideast is this the beginning of Nodd Gamra a nah its been going on for a Long time. There have been signs and omens and ail that stuff for such As a you mean besides the routine evils of War pestilence famine and people trying to sneak to the head of the line a yes. A ooh there have been lots of terrible warning signs. In be been seeing them for a Long what Are they a Well there is the car Telephone and the portable Beeper. And the designated hitter. And astroturf and the plastic Christmas tree. When they came in you could see that demented minds were taking Complete control and that Nodd Gamra was starting. And putting Ketchup on hot dogs was a real ominous symptom. But i think the real tip off came Many years the first nuclear bomb a no it was when they started shaving poodles7 a yes. That a a very Nice dog you know. Its not a drooled. But when they started shaving it and leaving a poof Here and a poof there i could see that Nodd Gamra was on the Way. And now we have heavy Metal so i know its heavy Metal a sure. In the Book of Kook it says a Yea and be shall make be self deaf As a Rock be Yahoo a but what about some of the other prophecies they say armageddon will bring the second coming and that about 75 percent of the worlds population a ail those not fit to live a will die a that Isnit an accurate number. I figure that it will be closer to 100 that a horrifying. When a ooh Between today and the next 120 years. Happens ail the time. Check your obit Page. But if you done to smoke and Lay off the cholesterol you can string it out a then you done to expect it to happen in one big Flash of flame and Cloud of smoke As the armageddon crowd is predicting Quot no that a not the Way it is written in the Book of How is it written a it says a Yea and be shall go As if pecked to death by a contents what does Diane Keaton so Annie Hall have in common with Marlon Brando Sstanley Kowolski in a Streetcar named desire a Page 5, to plus is a weekly supplement of the stars and stripes editors John Taylor Sarah Botorff Art director Sharon Kilday production Lisa Williams Denise Adams editorial assistance Louis Pierce Marian Hamilton cover Quot Days of Thunder Quot stars Tom cruise on shoulders and Robert Duvall right. Page 9 observations .3 done to forget the new veterans time to try life in the slow Lane Hollywood shoptalk .4 Bonfire of the vanities Quot May bum out featured.5 a few Odd video lists on videos. 6 your ultimate cult film is released to briefs.7 the new a Wiseguy Quot has gone to Miami this weeks films 8-9 Chuck Emch reviews Quot Days of Thunder Quot Complete cafes circuit listings letters.10 readers on to sports cartoons television listings. 11-14 local Cable and satellite schedules Home front. 15 video games and childhood sanity what would you like to see More of in pm books.16-17 John Updike ends Rabbit s no new writers continue Star trek Saga science and the world _�18 Fosse Sheds Light on flying Birds at a glance Yugoslavia Odds amp ends .19 Superman and Lois Fly United genealogy and Horoscope last laugh.24 Dave Barry cartoons from around the world John Updike is through with Rabbit. Page 16. Flying fossils. Page is. Page 2 to plus sunday november 11,1990
